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After days of careful meditation I have decided that the North Shore Beef topping upgrade that would make it the most North Shore is unfortunately fried clams since multiple restaurants around here claim to have invented the concept of breading and frying clams

07.03.2026 03:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

One of the adorably sad things to learn about the North Shore since moving here is that two of the three ways were just mayonnaise and American cheese so the only special way is the tangy barbecue sauce. Shouldn't it be horseradish and onions and we don't brag about default strucral ingredients?

03.03.2026 20:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Bleak Michael: Alas, I fear there is little to do to prevent drug overdoses and spontaneous human combustion.

Cowboy Michael, readying his lasso and a bucket of dirt: Chin up, partner, this bronco hasn't bucked us yet!

03.03.2026 17:40 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's bleak, Michael

03.03.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

One constant is they just have to break up Massachusetts. This one shows the borders if the Shay's Rebellion split Western Mass off into it's own state.

17.02.2026 17:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Someone said they looked for a source and couldn't find one so I checked and, yeah, all I could see was this getting posted on social media. Since this headline isn't real that must mean the cops never caught her and she is still out there.

14.02.2026 17:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Jason vorhees running with a machete

Jason vorhees running with a machete

Jason vorhees with the burlap sack mask, holding a pickaxe and his dear mothers head

Jason vorhees with the burlap sack mask, holding a pickaxe and his dear mothers head

Various Jasons for the holiday

14.02.2026 02:59 πŸ‘ 262 πŸ” 58 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.02.2026 19:55 πŸ‘ 111 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I am a torchbearer for the live workshopping aspect of the original posts the way you are simply a country boy who loves cryosleep.

05.02.2026 20:48 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it took me a second to figure out if she was talking about Michael too

anyway

*just because I'm a Fucky Space Elf doesn't mean I can't love dubstep

*I may be a Fucky Space Elf, but I love dubstep

*I'm just a Fucky Space Elf who loves dubstep

05.02.2026 18:54 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Every single other Fremen: "You did WHAT with all that water?"

02.02.2026 19:26 πŸ‘ 121 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

*remembers how much fun you had posting pictures and talking about how you accidentally dressed like Dracula for an awards ceremony* yeah, who could have seen that coming

02.02.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gruyère del Toro

he's like Guillermo del Toro but a bit cheesier

23.01.2026 22:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bang the pan no more: Pannekoeken Huis has closed After 25 years of Dutch pancakes in St. Louis Park, the restaurant left at the end of its lease.

Unfortunately you are 2 years too late to get a pannenkoeken from the Pannenkoeken Huis. This is heartbreaking!
www.startribune.com/pannekoeken-...

23.01.2026 02:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Hollywood Theatre's movie listing, showing "Rrr" and "Uhf" on Sunday

Hollywood Theatre's movie listing, showing "Rrr" and "Uhf" on Sunday

movie listings for dogs

21.01.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 2496 πŸ” 764 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 10

Sometimes they take the nature/forest/plant theme a little far and their penises are shaped like fiddleheads, sometimes they're more avian and have cloacas, and baking elves have penises that resemble piping bags but they are all respected and treated with care at the Isekai Urologist.

16.01.2026 02:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's more than likely, I think.

16.01.2026 00:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Inspirational! This small town hardware store owner puts a power hungry tech billionaire in his place. #PaintCans #GirlBoss #FlannelFriday

10.01.2026 04:04 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
EpicFantasyQuest

I can't wait to listen to this after I eat another breakfast
correlatedcontents.com/misc/Epic/Fa...

02.01.2026 16:39 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Outlook for the new year ...

31.12.2025 23:20 πŸ‘ 8246 πŸ” 2465 πŸ’¬ 54 πŸ“Œ 65
Doug from the Doug game on his porch with a text box that reads "The year is Twenty-Twenty-Six, and I'm going to lose my virginity."

Doug from the Doug game on his porch with a text box that reads "The year is Twenty-Twenty-Six, and I'm going to lose my virginity."

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE, LET'S MAKE 2026 OUR BITCH FOR DOUG

01.01.2026 05:03 πŸ‘ 168 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

After learning of their existence right now it took me less than a minute to find fan art of this Pokemon with a cigarette holder in one hand and a goblet of wine in the other. That's going to be permanent canon to me now.

31.12.2025 18:53 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

thank you for preserving this honk

29.12.2025 20:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

three posts ago I was like "oh are they still in Space Scotland?" and yep they're still in Wet Space Scotland

29.12.2025 20:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Somehow the only person who consistently used Twitter Spaces was the author of I Think My Son is Gay who I followed to get a sense of how far behind the translators were and to be an ally or something. So the notification I couldn't get rid of was only telling me about Japanese voice chats.

27.12.2025 19:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I still can't believe I had to put up with a diy radio call-in show feature being added to Twitter where the notification could not be dismissed as long as someone I follow is in a voice call and also I could only listen on my phone which I usually keep media muted with no headphones on hand

27.12.2025 19:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Shout out to my road dogg Pot Bear

26.12.2025 12:08 πŸ‘ 3310 πŸ” 480 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 10
The Adventures of Pete & Pete - Season 3, Episode 11: O' Christmas Pete

The Adventures of Pete & Pete - Season 3, Episode 11: O' Christmas Pete

21.12.2025 22:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A colorful hand cut and painted wooden jigsaw puzzle than also happens to be a functional Clue / Cluedo game board, with matching pieces! Wow!

A colorful hand cut and painted wooden jigsaw puzzle than also happens to be a functional Clue / Cluedo game board, with matching pieces! Wow!

A colorful hand cut and painted wooden jigsaw puzzle than also happens to be a functional Clue / Cluedo game board, with matching pieces! Wow!

A colorful hand cut and painted wooden jigsaw puzzle than also happens to be a functional Clue / Cluedo game board, with matching pieces! Wow!

A colorful hand cut and painted wooden jigsaw puzzle than also happens to be a functional Clue / Cluedo game board, with matching pieces! Wow!

A colorful hand cut and painted wooden jigsaw puzzle than also happens to be a functional Clue / Cluedo game board, with matching pieces! Wow!

A colorful hand cut and painted wooden jigsaw puzzle than also happens to be a functional Clue / Cluedo game board, with matching pieces! Wow!

A colorful hand cut and painted wooden jigsaw puzzle than also happens to be a functional Clue / Cluedo game board, with matching pieces! Wow!

"No Clue", 2021 - one of the last puzzles I made in Ocean City, and yes it is fully playable!

17.12.2025 20:59 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

I like that the hidden passages are black with white speckles because they are sci-fi space teleporters

17.12.2025 21:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0