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Writer/storyteller in Portland, Oregon. In a past life I wrote "Witch Doctor" (Image), Hellraiser, Doctor Who, Godzilla, other comics. Spent the night in the Birdman's cell at Alcatraz. https://brandonseifert.info | https://thewriterbrandonseifert.itch.io
And her replacement found out he got the job at the same time as the press. A sitting United States senator learned he was about to run the third largest department in the federal government because he checked his phone. That is not a vetting process. That is a gender reveal party. Surprise Markwayne it is a catastrophe.
Excerpt from a long, entertaining social media post by “Texas Mom”
No, this doesn’t entirely make sense. Mostly I just saw this post, and my brain made a Winter Soldier connection.
Let me get this straight. The Insight Helicarriers — SHIELD's most advanced AI-powered targeting system — obliterated a girls' school in Iran. And nobody's even trying to hold HYDRA accountable?
Remember when Trump announced tariffs right when Nintendo was announcing the Switch 2, and the delayed preorders were one of the first big tangible consumer-facing effects of letting a known dipshit make up random rules about international trade? Well, if you fuck around with Nintendo...
Do it anyway. Rub the serial numbers off.
THEY MOSTLY COME AT NIGHT: An Erotica Anthology Inspired by James Cameron's ALIENS
Say it plain: This is a terrible jobs report.
The U.S. economy lost 92,000 jobs in February, nearly double the expected loss of 50,000. It’s the third payroll decline in the past five months.
📌Note: This is one of the worst monthly payroll drops since Covid.
Kane would have hired someone else to do the prompts.
Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs
the Austin mass shooter was a Tesla employee who assaulted a coworker during a company-allowed prayer break late last year
the company refused to give the victim her assailant's name so she could press charges, and he went on to become a mass shooter
www.statesman.com/business/art...
This is heart-warming.
So, obviously this isn’t true. But if the CEO actually believes this nonsense, it implies he thinks maybe he’s enslaving a sentient being that has the capacity to feel emotional distress. And he hasn’t immediately halted operations to suss out how to resolve that?
To the person with the “God Bless Pre-Marital Sex” sticker on their laptop in the café: I salute you. Like this: 🫡
Letting Kristi Noem give a press conference before she realizes she’s fired is a pretty hardcore start to white history month
Assuming that we’re not DELIBERATELY bombing girls’ schools, has anyone articulated about how being not-PC has actually served us strategically or tactically? Like anything articulable or measurable? Or is it just “blow shit up, but with a douchey expression”?
They absolutely did, and it’s gonna be (is) catastrophic.
Can vouch, this is a good shop
What does this imply for those of us who are not Christian, and who labor under the assumption that we're protected by the First Amendment?
This is one of those things that is less sexy to talk about but is unequivocally a war crime
So no matter how “good” your state government is, if ICE or CBP grabs you, the feds can just hoik you off to a place where you currently have no right to due process.
They can snatch you from anywhere and send you the gulag in LA or TX before your family even knows you‘re gone, and before you can file a habeas petition. Then you’re in the collaboration zone.
www.stevevladeck.com/p/208-the-fi...
So many horrors to go around, but the routine transfer of detainees to 5th circuit jurisdiction is something I feel like has not landed with most people yet, and it‘s one of the things I find most terrifying.
I wrote about the first national book banning bill, which effectively seeks to erase trans people. At the end I include a link to let your reps know that you oppose this bill and all it stands for. lithub.com/why-we-must-...
Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h ••• My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72
“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit
Uh oh. You've triggered my Muppet Show Reflex.
Yes! PDFs with the book always!
As Rachel points out on her Instagram, notice that the guy at the front has a Totenkopf on his quarter zip.
That's why Maine Democrats should not let anyone displaying Nazi symbols near the United States Senate
A brown penguin chick of some kind. It looks very much like a man in a suit. It is bedraggled and miserable
Made it to Friday but at what cost
It’s like the Right Hand of Doom, too.
