bubbles🫧

Knew I was crazy when I started freaking out about how I looked to the non existent audience that watches me 24/7

Reading a “slow burn” and MC is NOT standing on business. Don’t market a tsundere slow burn to me and then have them flirting two chapters in. I need resistance! Friction! Doubt! Angst! Reluctance!!!

Bruno mars; siren or typical filipino?

Can’t get skinny bcs I like falling asleep fantasizing abt what I’ll have for breakfast (I’m rock hard at the thought of cabbage egg and murshroom)

Sorry but the “me doing [X] to impress [Y] trade” will always make me piss myself. It’ll be a clip of someone clipping their toenails and some idiot will go “me trying to impress podiatrist trade” 😭😭

Back in the day I was into Dan and Phil for like two weeks before I got into something equally gay but even now in 2026 I don’t know who is who and I’m scared to ask 💔

I think I’m causing ao3 to go down bcs the days I really lock in and read upwards of 500k words the site blows up.

I’m parasocial abt lilsimsie and Megantheestallion like I’m not evil and weird abt it but they’re genuinely so sweet and I’d do anything for them

Watching the entire Gayle waters waters series after penjamin this is the happiest I’ve ever been

most shockingly of all, the alien craft was reportedly adorned with a sort of bumper sticker that said "Earth Hoes Cant Fuck"

Just got asked if I’m the legal age to drink. Like am I serving 20 yr old realness??

Another reason I can’t have kids is what if during the apocalypse(assuming I don’t immediately kill my self bcs who tf has time for that) they act a complete ass?? I told you to be quiet so the aliens don’t kill us and you start playing with light up hot wheels?! No maam.

When I feel super isolated and nonverbal I like to message celebrities since I can’t actually speak to anyone I deem realistically attainable

Idc after 5 shots once that Ranch hit my tongue I’m gonna start rubbing my nipples. Genuinely feeling a stirring in my loins bcs this ranch is so good

I have insomnia so my sleep schedule is shit and I kept smelling food at like 3/4 am is it suhur or is this a burnt toast stroke situation

I could be on my deathbeds defending my blasian iruka headcanon

Not to be that guy but Beyonce should be the only person allowed to have a self titled…

New face drunk task is watching 3 hrs of Kpop MVs

What is it abt liquor that makes ranch taste like a clitoral orgasm

I want a cigarette and a chuhai

I genuinely had a panic attack bcs I thought maybe my grocery delivery driver was licking all my food and that’s what was making me feel off….

Been getting a weird facial like rash and my mouth always feels weird for like 2 months now and I though somehow as a major agoraphobe I’d contracted a disease or cancer from my grocery delivery but no my Brita was just FULL of mold and I never noticed bcs my brain runs on AAA batteries and prozac

ANOTHER phenomena that ticks me off is the “dick Ray” a.k.a. whenever a super capable female character suddenly becomes useless and stupid in the face of a male lead. What do you mean she’s martialsect leader who has been whipping niggas ass but all of a sudden she needs the male lead to save her

Another cdrama trope that pisses me off is when the original owner dies and their body gets taken over and suddenly everyone likes them their crush suddenly loves them back, etc. it just makes me feel so bad for the original. Like ur not unworthy of love just because u weren’t spectacular.

You can draw whatever you want. Never forget that

How come food is only edibly hot for like three seconds like it’ll be magma hot for so long and then right when it gets to the temperature that’s pleasant to eat suddenly it’s ice Brick.

Not to be that guy but I just feel so disgusting ugly and unloved all the time. Like there’s a fat sign on my forehead or everyone can just smell the desperation on me.

I fell in love with a 21 yr old divorcee when I was 20 and That’s where everything started. I lowkey still love them

I miss stone topping evil masc women where are you when I need you

Pussy still twitching for Devon bostick btw