Emma, probably

First instinct was no of course not, but then... Suspicious behaviour, forcing specific hammers on women... What's there to hide, huh? Don't want me choosing my own hammer?! What's so special about this one??

Can I choose the hammer?

This is incredible

Three panel comic. Panel 1: One trip across the atlantic later... Your honor, im sorry- Panel 2: Save it! Your "sorry's" are worthless; you throw them out like pocket lint. No, consequences must be faced. I sentence you to 20 hugs. Wait what To be carried out immediately Panel 3: A group of people hugging. "ACK"

Tough shit, them's the rules, now get adoring yourself.

Also the citation reads "be kinder to others *and to yourself*..." thank you very much.

How come you're writing this like it's a joke and not a literal description of how I interact with the world?

they're good rules, ma'am

9. We all love you

Rule 9!

It's okay, I will simply imagine the oscillation instead and pretend it's real.

I immediately extrapolate from your display name that you will be doing the complete sequence in reverse now.

How exactly the bad things become good is a Mystery, it is our duty not to answer it but to have Faith.

I'm confused, there's a story I like, but it contains bad things?? Am I supposed to like the bad things?? I don't want to like bad things, but I don't want to stop liking the story, so maybe they're good things actually I guess?? Yeah that must be it.

I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018. How did I do it? Blacked out lines CEO (my dad) promoted me to SVP. There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.

This is blackout poetry to me

You think I'm wrong about countryside ecology? I'll have you know I've drawn over 100 Sonic the Hedgehog OCs. Bet you're feeling pretty silly now, huh?

Edited "wow, cool robot!" meme. A girl in a cat ear hoodie fires a shot from a gun that arcs gracefully over the head of a crudely drawn face. The shot is labelled "Nichole is a huge bitch for no reason" The face is saying "Wow!! Repression and toxic online communities with malicious incentive structures cause people to do horrible things!"

ranked competitive breast growth (2025)

Understood 🫡 🫂

Or more generally, any attempt of folding queerness into a single aesthetic.

I refuse. Your dreams will be made manifest.

I was promised that I would get to see all the way to zmy, and then possibly onwards to whatever other writing system.

But I'm still owed the rest of the sequence!

Defeated by the power of how adorable you two are. Yet again. Curses.

Ah, you would have preferred to be awake so as to have a more direct hand in how things played out, hmm?

All I want from this victory is for the people to see the truth

Vindicated. Thank you for the opportunity to see justice done

Sure, tails again.

Impossible! What are the odds of that? Incalculable. It must be Zoe's fault.

I can't believe Zoe did this to me

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