Aidan Morgan

I’ve started sayin “He’s wearing a wire!” when I see these glasses.

One man overheard and pulled them off. 😭😭😭

Taika Waititi, You Moron: The Suzy Krause Story. In bookstores now!

*finds an insignificant auger*

Meme triptych of Duke Leto and Paul Atreides Text: We must not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind. Why not? Because people are fucking idiots, Paul. They're just... incredibly stupid.

So, uh… people actually liked Hamnet? That’s a thing people did in 2025, liking Hamnet The Movie? Like, watching it and going “Yes, this is good”?

Anne Murray bounced me on her knee at a party.

The movie is already completely ahistorical, but this feels amateurish.

They just mispronounced “primer” in Hamnet and now I’m mad.

Agreed, especially with Miracle Mile.

You could spoil the twist and it would in no way make it less bonkers.

I saw a random AI commercial touting its ability to turn employees into coders instantly. Imagine trying to run an IT department when half of the employees are vibe coding stuff on the fly. How do you maintain or fix that kind of mess? When shadow IT *is* the IT?

I wonder if that woman had to spend the rest of her life cleaning up babadookies in her basement

Where all the current slate of grifters eventually end up: ripping off kids.

*tips fedora* m’anus

AI boosters - actual adults with jobs - must be the most embarrassing people in the world. Their skulls are stuffed with wadded-up paper and wet gravel.

a square geometric pattern of circles, half-circles, and squares in varying shades of cool purples with Schmutzie's March 2026 Playlist overlaid in varying shades of orange

NEW PLAYLIST DAY! 60% of the music is new, and the rest are oldies covering the previous 6 decades 🎧 ❤️‍🔥 🤘 #NewMusic #Playlist #NowListening #Music
shiveryourtimbers.ca/blog/schmutz...

YouTube hasn’t shown me any Alysa Liu content today and I’m personally offended.

I have been waiting for this.

a reminder that Graham Platner is the grandson of the designer of the "Windows on the World" restaurant at the WTC, has considerable family money, and his main business is selling oysters to his mom's two restaurants. These people are fucking marks.

1. This is despicably evil.
2. This needs to be fought at every level. There is no world in which this cannot be considered cruel and unusual punishment.
3. Those behind this effort need to be exposed and never know a moments peace.

@ilhanMN Ilhan Omar: i hope you aren't drunk and took your staff's advice, rashida and i don't know this man and feel confident he didn't care about us. please restrain from drinking too much as you have been warned from your staff and stay off social media when you are drunk. i pray in (t)his moly month you find peace and respect for your self, Rep Omar is quote tweeting nancy mace, who posted a photo of ayatollah khamenei and 'my heart goes out to ilhan omar and rashida tlaib tonight. sending them thoughts and prayers'.

bodied. ethered. sent to outer space.

Take two minutes to hear Lawson describe the BAFTAs situation perfectly.

bouie said something glib -- & frankly divorced from the reality of 99% of journalists currently working -- because he occupies a relatively privileged position of nyt columnist. that is true. it is also true that a lot of you are raging racists looking for a socially acceptable reason to be racist.

I watched a very misleading nunsploitation movie tonight. Look, if you’re going to name a character Alucarda she’d better be a vampire.

This keeps popping up on my timeline and it makes me happy every time.

Some of the #yqr councillors behave as if they’re creating viral content instead of governing.

Oh, he’ll get to that.

25 years is the Bozo Anniversary.

The scene where he realizes that he can’t master pottery still runs through my head some forty years later.