Ryan Bayne

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

I'm tempted to read this like Homer and the gym. "A jame? What's a jame?!?"

Reminds me of the ol' fudge and moccasins store that opened next to my university.

This election's candidate is Sir Oink A-Lot (The Official Monster Raving Loony Party)

As of tonight, licenses of trans people across Kansas are being invalidated en masse, enabling the overnight criminalization of an entire group of people for going about our lives. It’s often said you never know when you’re living through history, so let me assure you: that’s what’s happening now.

Homer sad because all his favourite Canadian Olympic TV ads are going away, including the Petro Canada bear, the Instacart banana ad with Ben Stiller, the Jay Baruchel Mamacitas Group Chat, and the rest (McCain, Tim Hortons)

can't believe I have to say goodbye to all the Canadian Olympic TV ads today

I'd tell him you're interested, there's probably chips.

At a minimum, who's gonna be upset about the thought of Harley Cameron bouncing off them? The dumb humour potential of those three, let alone Willows potential to suprise...

This book is great

Were you looking at the potential semi-final? I got worried then I saw a note that teams will be re-seeded after the quarter-finals.

"Let's Go Chuck Taylor! You're the Best Wrestler in the World! You're in Way Better Shape than Tyler Black!"?

I watched the Kid Rock halftime show. Back in 2010 when I went to a Detroit Lions Thanksgiving game and he was the entertainment. It was against my wishes. Which unfortunately is more than I've watched Bad Bunny so far, but I had my bowling league tonight.

It’s time to post this. Confirmed.

Sam Darnold is a Super Bowl Champion.

ilovecitr.us/darnold/

60 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider

I'm watching the replay this evening and after a bit more of the ceremonies including the Olympic oath, they've cut back to the torch bearers out in the streets of Milan heading to the cauldron.

Roy Kent is proud of you!

Hopefully this time Chip will get to play Svensson. Archie Comics won't mind if they borrow Svensson as a character, right?

I am hearing that RFK Jr.’s minions are going to go after HPV vaccines. I’ve got problems with these people and now you’re going to hear about them, first from a personal perspective and then from a professional one.

It all boils down to this: WE HAVE A SAFE VACCINE THAT PREVENTS CANCER.

This is the second time I've seen someone reference this scene in the past twenty-four hours, and both were about the timing of obtaining food. I don't know what this means, but it seems noteworthy.

look, the right wing's fever dream of the left is simply not true. no elected official no matter what their political persuasion is gong to go on TV and urge their constituents to read some hot man-on-man smut [aide whispers in my ear] wait what

I think he returned to his home planet. No word yet on whether he died on the journey or not.

Uncut makes me think you've just rolled an entire load of sourdough around in pb&j and are eating it messily. I mean, I know that's not what it means, but I'm still amused by it.

@mhdksafa for the record: cops aren't supposed to kill guilty people either (from 2023)

I liked how Stat picked it up to be like "whoa, don't want this cake to be destroyed by Mercedes", only for her to hold it in place for it to be destroyed by Mercedes.

That explains the lack of discussion on here about something from today's episode!

@misskittyf.bsky.social Y'all don't get Shoresy in the US til the whole season's available, is that correct?

This feels like Mercedes vs Charlotte

All this time I've just been taking Tylenol (or its generic equivalent) with whatever I want to drink like a sucker, when I could be consuming it in black cherry flavour, and also somehow at 10% ABV?

not too late for a flu shot btw, flu historically often peaks in february and by all accounts it is pretty bad this year

I saw them while browsing around 8 or 9pm with a banner letting me know they're being deleted tomorrow. Well, they phrase it differently but still... I watched part of DAL-WAS today but it aired on TSN here in Canada with the Netflix broadcast and their own ads.