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Bday: 10/25/2001 I shouldn’t even be here. Socially awkward as fuck! I love fighting games, cartoons and comics! RIP Eggbug

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bluesky is where it is today solely on the efforts of the courageous artists drawing the horniest gay art ever to grace a timeline 🫡

09.03.2026 22:19 👍 1832 🔁 497 💬 3 📌 0

uber driver said “happy women’s day” the moment i got in the car. yeah we gonna make this our GDC!!!!!!!!

08.03.2026 18:12 👍 55 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

Mainstream America: We are obsessed with Heated Rivalry and Drag Race. We love them and can't get enough.
American Democrat politicians: LGBT people are not culturally normal. We will not speak of them.

09.03.2026 02:57 👍 2298 🔁 461 💬 8 📌 4

Was here earlier
Pretty dope

09.03.2026 03:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

so I do expect (/hope) they’ll remove the barriers tomorrow but even putting up tents (for sponsors I’m sure) & tables changes how we can use this space. pretty disappointing!

08.03.2026 23:05 👍 41 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0
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International Women's Day 💖

09.03.2026 00:08 👍 269 🔁 44 💬 1 📌 0
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WIP Frieren sprites I don't know if I'll ever finish

09.03.2026 00:12 👍 2150 🔁 378 💬 19 📌 4

I want to organize, but less for union stuff and more like politics and whatnot
Does that count?

09.03.2026 03:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m gonna be so real. I’m never going to call it the festival of gaming

09.03.2026 01:51 👍 143 🔁 12 💬 12 📌 2
Re9 comic
Grace and Leon on opposites site of a gate
Leon: Don't worry, you'll be fine
Leon: You know how to suplex a guy, right?
Grace: umm... no...
Leon: oh... but you can parry a chainsaw, yeah?
Grace: what?! no!!!
Leon, walking away concerned: "oh... well, good luck anyway"
Grace looks very sad and pathetic

Re9 comic Grace and Leon on opposites site of a gate Leon: Don't worry, you'll be fine Leon: You know how to suplex a guy, right? Grace: umm... no... Leon: oh... but you can parry a chainsaw, yeah? Grace: what?! no!!! Leon, walking away concerned: "oh... well, good luck anyway" Grace looks very sad and pathetic

smh what are they teaching kids these days? 😕 #re9

07.03.2026 18:29 👍 12108 🔁 2902 💬 45 📌 37

i've been seeing the r word a lot more frequently lately even by people on the left and personally i think we should leave that one in the past

07.03.2026 22:21 👍 1455 🔁 682 💬 9 📌 0
08.03.2026 00:38 👍 8334 🔁 2633 💬 54 📌 23

idk I’ve seen a bajillion kids movies where the kids parents die & let me tell you, having a convo with my kid about how anyone can die at any time & it doesn’t matter if they’re someone’s mom or dad is way harder than having a convo about how sometimes someone has two dads or whatever. And yet

08.03.2026 04:22 👍 5048 🔁 1340 💬 48 📌 18
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draw a random face without thinking too hard while you do it

08.03.2026 04:59 👍 413 🔁 25 💬 14 📌 0
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I've been running gdcparties.com for a few years now. Some shitty company BlueberryAI decided they'd just take all the source code for the work I've done and reskin it, advertising it as their own. Jokes on them...it was still linked to my events spreadsheet, and now their website looks like this 😉

06.03.2026 21:43 👍 4385 🔁 1050 💬 70 📌 41

Overall: 28% laid off in the last 2 years
US: 33%
Design/narrative: 20% in the last 12mo (most impacted discipline)

48% said they haven't found a new job, and the survey admits these numbers are likely an undercount.

Fun fact: the survey would boot you out if you'd been out of work >2 years.

29.01.2026 19:46 👍 391 🔁 197 💬 6 📌 9

this is my local community member ludovic.

he came to every xanadu local.
he helped coordinate carpools to get other people to the venue for street fighter.
he represented DMV at majors.
he respected all TOs.
he IS fgc personified.

if you don't have the funds to donate, pls just repost & share.

19.02.2026 18:10 👍 1440 🔁 1709 💬 1 📌 10
roadhouseendgame
i was talking to my mom about cardassians and said something along the lines of what must it be like to be a cardassian civilian. like abstractly knowing the rest of the galaxy thinks of your species as 'the evil ones' and kinda sorta knowing your government runs labor camps and torture prisons and is a military empire, and it's a huge deal for everyone else in the galaxy, but you just like run a restaurant so it's not a big part of your daily life, so you just like, go about your day and make soup and don't think about it' and then halfway through my sentence i actually heard myself and then had to go sit down for like ten minutes. like sat down in a chair and stared at the floor for ten minutes

roadhouseendgame i was talking to my mom about cardassians and said something along the lines of what must it be like to be a cardassian civilian. like abstractly knowing the rest of the galaxy thinks of your species as 'the evil ones' and kinda sorta knowing your government runs labor camps and torture prisons and is a military empire, and it's a huge deal for everyone else in the galaxy, but you just like run a restaurant so it's not a big part of your daily life, so you just like, go about your day and make soup and don't think about it' and then halfway through my sentence i actually heard myself and then had to go sit down for like ten minutes. like sat down in a chair and stared at the floor for ten minutes

whoops

24.02.2026 14:08 👍 3493 🔁 1153 💬 21 📌 39
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Nancy 3/4/26 💅

04.03.2026 17:18 👍 14353 🔁 3441 💬 68 📌 141
2026 nuclear family meme— featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog

2026 nuclear family meme— featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog

04.03.2026 17:54 👍 13051 🔁 2702 💬 81 📌 86
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My copilot (slightly better productivity boost than the commercial one, IMO)

05.03.2026 01:04 👍 48 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0
Uh-oh! Worst person you know learned therapy words

Uh-oh! Worst person you know learned therapy words

05.03.2026 02:06 👍 7308 🔁 1509 💬 37 📌 1
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don't need wings to fly when you have tail

05.03.2026 02:16 👍 10301 🔁 1799 💬 52 📌 4

this is my favorite episode, so if you don't like it I'm legally allowed to kill you with a gun

05.03.2026 02:14 👍 10700 🔁 1721 💬 495 📌 56

yeah that is also my plan LOL
all the talks are stuff that ill eventually watch online anyways so...

05.03.2026 04:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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pollera dancers with swords... is this anything

05.03.2026 03:01 👍 3133 🔁 1021 💬 50 📌 11
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Finished resident evil requiem
9/10
#persona3 #ResidentEvilRequiem

04.03.2026 19:45 👍 177 🔁 51 💬 0 📌 0
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OpenOMF, an open source remake of "One Must Fall 2097" with new options and network play: github.com/omf2097/open...

03.03.2026 22:26 👍 114 🔁 55 💬 4 📌 3

I keep worrying I am throwing something away by not posting on twitter anymore when I had a lot of followers and a lot of people still use it

But whenever I open it up I immediately feel angry or upset and I feel like that's a sign to stay away LOL

04.03.2026 17:07 👍 95 🔁 1 💬 9 📌 0
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Current flag of Vietnam.

my art and nationality!

04.03.2026 04:48 👍 1031 🔁 94 💬 3 📌 0