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cisdad he him, drummer, sparklebrain, recovering attorney, fur-adjacent, woke as fuk, sparklebrain, godless, horseless, semi-rural, too old to date you probably, sparklebrain, strong divorced-dad vibes pfp: "hi trans i'm dad" on trans pride stripes

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The meme with a guy and two girls. The guy is labeled 1:59 AM. His girlfriend islabeled 2 AM. The cute girl coming the other way is labeled 3AM.

The meme with a guy and two girls. The guy is labeled 1:59 AM. His girlfriend islabeled 2 AM. The cute girl coming the other way is labeled 3AM.

The US and Canada go to Daylight Savings Time tomorrow morning.

08.03.2026 01:24 πŸ‘ 1796 πŸ” 416 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 50
Outdoor fruit stand with huge pyramid of oranges and tall round banana display.

Outdoor fruit stand with huge pyramid of oranges and tall round banana display.

they’re just begging for a car chase

06.03.2026 13:40 πŸ‘ 3779 πŸ” 656 πŸ’¬ 72 πŸ“Œ 58

πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈhelp please πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ
need to find a trans-friendly barber for my son near youngstown ohio

07.03.2026 20:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

psst... your buddy ksm did some chopping also, bruh

07.03.2026 22:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
JZZHNDS license plate

JZZHNDS license plate

Sir…

07.03.2026 22:09 πŸ‘ 89 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 3
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[USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST]

06.03.2026 19:40 πŸ‘ 5761 πŸ” 1636 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 12

liberals love using the phrase "purity test" to describe the slightest suggestion of a policy demand about anything whatsoever

20.02.2025 17:01 πŸ‘ 274 πŸ” 46 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 2

πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈhelp please πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ
need to find a trans-friendly barber for my son near youngstown ohio

07.03.2026 20:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

idk his german looks pretty good

07.03.2026 17:55 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah assholes prove my refrigerator doesn’t miss me while I’m at paintball

07.03.2026 17:46 πŸ‘ 940 πŸ” 129 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 0

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his substack depends on his not understanding it".

07.03.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 1945 πŸ” 169 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2
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a man without a shirt is taking a shower in a dark room Alt: roy batty in the rain at the end of blade runner

i have seen more tits than you can imagine

07.03.2026 17:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

lfg

07.03.2026 17:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Your favorite "ADHD influencer" starts showing the magic of whatever AI bullshit they've been contracted to talk nice about?

TELL THEM THAT THE SLOP SUCKS.

07.03.2026 15:21 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

as someone with severe combo adhd, i see absolutely no reason to use ai for anything ever

07.03.2026 15:20 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

cooler if you used alt text

07.03.2026 06:25 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean are they going to skip the middleman and just hire furries directly? Because that might save a lot of time on multiple levels.

07.03.2026 05:34 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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HERE IT IS:

Here to bring you several moments of joy: the first goslings jumping in the water of baby bird season 2026!

Unmute for EXTRA SMILES! πŸ₯°

πŸͺΆ 🐣

07.03.2026 05:16 πŸ‘ 586 πŸ” 137 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 8

attention springfield ohio

07.03.2026 04:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

what is it called when you want her to squeeze your neck and say "you belong to me"

07.03.2026 04:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i hope this email doesn’t find you at all. i hope you got out. i hope you’re free

14.08.2025 12:25 πŸ‘ 1474 πŸ” 416 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 6
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πŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’Ž
πŸͺΎ
πŸͺΎ

07.03.2026 04:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Apple boredom

07.03.2026 04:03 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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"SHIT"
"FUCK"
"NO"
"FUCK"
"SHIT"
"FUCK"

06.03.2026 11:30 πŸ‘ 5346 πŸ” 1828 πŸ’¬ 53 πŸ“Œ 88
Star Trek Voyager scene. Seven of Nine (tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 01) is pictured. She has a dolphin shaped metal robotic implant around her left eye because she is a borgs. Closed caption reads, "Fun will now commence."

Star Trek Voyager scene. Seven of Nine (tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 01) is pictured. She has a dolphin shaped metal robotic implant around her left eye because she is a borgs. Closed caption reads, "Fun will now commence."

It's the weekend, baby

07.03.2026 02:29 πŸ‘ 766 πŸ” 150 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 4
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Attempted federal prosecutor Lindsey Halligan sent me a screenshot of a Trump Truth Social post which featured a screenshot of a Pam Bondi X post which said Lindsey Halligan β€œdid a great job!”

07.03.2026 02:37 πŸ‘ 560 πŸ” 82 πŸ’¬ 51 πŸ“Œ 12

attempted federal prosecutor
☠️

07.03.2026 02:42 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

how bad is it?

"sir we found someone who knows things and can do things and is willing to advise us, but, um ..."

BUT WHAT

"she's a black woman"

*SOBS* BRING HER IN DAMMIT

06.03.2026 21:11 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🀌🀌🀌

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