tinyobscurae

ad break that is a break from ads

suddenly remembered the ad i saw for an osteopath with the tagline “bones are the foundation of the future”. hell yeah. gothsteopath

consuming some content. shoving it into my mouth. absorbing its nutrients. creating new bones from it

you are what you eat and i am the god of potatoes

the living world is still so vibrant if you know where to look. don't miss out

ah yes, the devil’s pitchfork. also known as the trombone

lino print, black on gold, of a firefly in a circle of its own glow, surrounded by shelves of books. still one of my favourite things I’ve made

fireflybrary

you’re telling me a buffalo hot these wings

these would only have been rule violations if they were read by any cashiers at any major brands

helllllllll yeahhhhhhhh

walk up to everyone and ask if they know me. just in case

i don’t need therapy i just need to listen to charles wright’s express yourself on loop for seventeen years. and also therapy

and buy a whole lotta pans

we should really make this show

the poster is all of them shrugging 🤷‍♂️ but they’re holding soup ladles and pots while shrugging and stuff so it’s all spilling everywhere 🫟

it’s that time of year again. time to give all the baby birds tiny power drills so they can finally get out of their eggs

Your one-time passcode is laying its eggs in the spiraling canyons of your fingertips. It will expire after ten minutes.

up next: spoil the brother. four brothers who are all cooks compete to make soup. with hilarious consequences

[nina slimeone voice] im feelin goooooooooooo

not me. i live here

all goo things in all goo time

honestly i am not sure! i am currently just making one because i wanted to go through the whole process and see if everything works. and then i will think about making more. it is a *lot* of work tho lol

i choose to read it as in la croissant (french pronunciation)

true story

[walking past a pigeon] hey buddy. enjoy your sandwich

they call me the responsible liker

magpie outside yelling at my dumb brain to shut up. thanks magpal

sometimes you just gotta crack your shell wide open and let your soul do some writhin’

judging by my own reaction, we are supposed to feel extremely tired

that really sums it all up very well