macondor

Another -10 negvar this week. I am prepared for the AM chip insofar as I deeply want it to deliver +20 posvar three GWs in a row, no questions asked. Thanks.

Isak, Cunha, Trent. EO & EV terrorism. If I don’t survive the GW tell my wife, kids, grandkids and local bagel vendor that I loved them

On balance I agree, was tempted to grab the immediate EV with what (right now) seems like a ‘spare’ transfer, but feels inevitable that shit will happen. GL with the GW Beavis

GW16: rolled again, 3FTs next week and loads of potential paths. Considered Gvard ➡️ Saliba/Timber but was eating really good bagels at the deadline so decided to let it go. 🥯
Salam Joško Gvardiol & Dom Solanke-Mitchell ✌️

Isak is a worry and Solanke/Spurs really down on markets, but can’t have em all I guess. Need to hope they can put a few past Soton.

Seems to be more open discussion here, so: lots of routes, interested in thoughts. 0.5m ITB, 2FTs.

▪️Gut says roll, solver likes it. ▪️RAN ➡️ Colwill planned, but next week
▪️CB Gvardiol ➡️ Saliba?
▪️Boomo could go early & enable:
— Flekken ➡️ Raya/Alisson
— Gvardiol ➡️ Trent
— Solanke ➡️ Isak

🤔🤔🤔

@talha-nadeem.bsky.social Good to see you on here Talha, just as the fixtures/chips start coming into play. Nicely timed! Welcome 👋

Thank you Malotru, that means a lot. Would you believe I actually have a burner Review sub (for research purposes), accounts in many analytics spaces/hovels, and DM-level access to some of the most prominent analytics CCs. I can tell you: they are afraid. The grass resurgence is not going unnoticed.

You must be joking… brother…

+30, woof

Gonna sell for Colwill now. King shit from the boy

Me (400 followers) telling people they should follow Brun (1.1k followers)

Brun genuinely one of the best out there. Also Welsh. A must-follow tbqh

GW15: you won’t believe it, but I have also rolled.

Everyone has more or less the same team again, so the weekend’s games don’t feel too exciting. BUT you can bet your life I’m gonna be posting at a rate of knots for JSL vs Cunha Monday evening. See y’all there 🫡

Don't get stuck in the past
Say your favorite things at mass
Tell your mother that you love her
And go out of your way for others
Sit beneath a light that suits ya
And look forward to a brighter future
LIFE AIN’T ALWAYS EMPTY

The funnier/harsher thing about Haaland is that a bunch of people chucked the TC on him when he was hot, got 51 points, and shortly after he did this. He’s put up about half the points over this nine-GW stretch than he gave the TCers in a single GW. Brutal.

GW14: tiny 5% green due to Mykolenko 11pt autosub. Nothing else good happened really, but no one cares and we move. OR 1.7m

It’s at this point, with mins-managed geriatric Son benched, we must surely ask: has Solanke’s pen share been too low all along? Have the likes of @schadenball.com, @pras-fpl.bsky.social and others been getting away with fake EV crimes?

If you’re looking to free up some Trent funds, might I suggest selling 7.1m bank-breaker Matheus Cunha (0.31 proj goals, 27% 1+ goals, 4% 2+ goals, 23% goal share) for elite FPL 5.6m asset Jørgen Strand Larsen (ibid)?

Please follow me on threads @macondor. Sadly it didn’t take long for this place to also be overrun by bullies, trolls and sex bots.

this is bullying, not allowed on bluesky read the TOS please

GW14

🔵 Palmer: 1.82xGI, 1 return, 7pts
🔴 Salah: 0.49xGI, 3 returns, 18pts

🏌️‍♂️

Another +1 for Severance. So good.

Two penalties, plus one of those assists where you pass 2 yards to a guy in your own half and he runs the pitch and scores.

The Mbeumo haul this week will hit different

There’s only one person I expect absolutely nothing from here, but I’m afraid he keeps posting and harassing me

GW14: Son ➡️ Saka
Rebuilding my personal brand around starting RAN every week despite it costing like 0.5EV and never working. Low but non-zero chance of a 6pt goal mega haul > elite 1k always ✌️

Don’t forget the great JSL/Cunha divide man

You get a pass then

Emojis aren’t allowed on BlueSky, it’s supposed to be a more demure and reserved public space

🖕