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i’m maff • they/them • soft • in my 30s • you must be 18+ to perceive me • friend of eggbug • please consider the environment before printing this e-mail

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so happy for you ^^

06.03.2026 18:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

plotters fuck

06.03.2026 18:06 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Verbatim, a corporeal anthropomorphic antivirus, stands cutely, pointing at the screen. He says, with clickable dialogue windows,
"It is now safe to turn off the computer. Goodnight. Sleep tight.
"Please send an error-report in the event of any bed-bugs."
Verbatim is a bit tricky to describe. He's got an abstract shape for a face, but he looks vaguely like a dog with large, porygon-like eyeballs, one on both sides of his face, with a big dumb, featureless snout in the middle. He's got two triangles for "cheek tufts" and two vaguely ear-shaped wedges sticking out of his head. His head floats above his torso without a neck. Verbatim appears to be wearing a sort of bodysuit and a jacket, but it's all seamless enough that's it's kinda just his body. Like, you can look in the neck-hole of his jacket and there's nothing in there at all, implying he's hollow. But he's not hollow. He's full of love. Also he has digitigrade feet with three cute lil toesies on each foot. They're drawn really simple though, which likely disappoints anyone actually Into that sort've thing. My apologies

Verbatim, a corporeal anthropomorphic antivirus, stands cutely, pointing at the screen. He says, with clickable dialogue windows, "It is now safe to turn off the computer. Goodnight. Sleep tight. "Please send an error-report in the event of any bed-bugs." Verbatim is a bit tricky to describe. He's got an abstract shape for a face, but he looks vaguely like a dog with large, porygon-like eyeballs, one on both sides of his face, with a big dumb, featureless snout in the middle. He's got two triangles for "cheek tufts" and two vaguely ear-shaped wedges sticking out of his head. His head floats above his torso without a neck. Verbatim appears to be wearing a sort of bodysuit and a jacket, but it's all seamless enough that's it's kinda just his body. Like, you can look in the neck-hole of his jacket and there's nothing in there at all, implying he's hollow. But he's not hollow. He's full of love. Also he has digitigrade feet with three cute lil toesies on each foot. They're drawn really simple though, which likely disappoints anyone actually Into that sort've thing. My apologies

Verbatim stands with a battle-ready stance, body jagged and angular. One of his arms is converted into a gatling gun. He looks somewhat aimlessly with his one visible, large eye.
"Please update to the latest version of your OS. Remaining on unsupported systems may result in security breaches.
"It is unwise to hold on to the past, in the event it is exploited against you by malicious actors."
There's cool black stripes on the side of his legs and arms. You can see more clearly that his jacket is a cropped waist-jacket vest-thing of sorts, with an X insignia over the center. Underneath is just more bodysuit. He's got a funny pointed snout, more visible here since his head is turned in profile-view.

Verbatim stands with a battle-ready stance, body jagged and angular. One of his arms is converted into a gatling gun. He looks somewhat aimlessly with his one visible, large eye. "Please update to the latest version of your OS. Remaining on unsupported systems may result in security breaches. "It is unwise to hold on to the past, in the event it is exploited against you by malicious actors." There's cool black stripes on the side of his legs and arms. You can see more clearly that his jacket is a cropped waist-jacket vest-thing of sorts, with an X insignia over the center. Underneath is just more bodysuit. He's got a funny pointed snout, more visible here since his head is turned in profile-view.

Verbatim hovers elegantly over a panel on the floor, interfacing with a weapons menu with one hand with the other as his gun-arm, at the ready. Icons above Verbatim indicate his Battle Programs, various weapons he has loaded in cache. Text above them read, "Cstmzing..." while the icons depict the gatling gun, a sword, a wide sword, and a long...er sword.
Verbatim looks neutrally at the viewer. 
A dialogue box for Verbatim reads,
"Combat Routine: 
"Compiled. 
>Run."
He's also doodled holding an Actual Short-Barrel Revolver, furrowing his brows sharply, with text reading,
"Custom Gauge FULL. Patience Gauge EMPTY."
In the top right, he's doodled again, this time using an attack where he uses some Telekinesis type nonsense to lift and shoot off the ground in front of him, like an earth bender.
Everything here is reminiscent of Mega Man Battle Network because Verbatim was literally a fan-net navi I made when my age was in the single digits. He's just an oc now though

Verbatim hovers elegantly over a panel on the floor, interfacing with a weapons menu with one hand with the other as his gun-arm, at the ready. Icons above Verbatim indicate his Battle Programs, various weapons he has loaded in cache. Text above them read, "Cstmzing..." while the icons depict the gatling gun, a sword, a wide sword, and a long...er sword. Verbatim looks neutrally at the viewer. A dialogue box for Verbatim reads, "Combat Routine: "Compiled. >Run." He's also doodled holding an Actual Short-Barrel Revolver, furrowing his brows sharply, with text reading, "Custom Gauge FULL. Patience Gauge EMPTY." In the top right, he's doodled again, this time using an attack where he uses some Telekinesis type nonsense to lift and shoot off the ground in front of him, like an earth bender. Everything here is reminiscent of Mega Man Battle Network because Verbatim was literally a fan-net navi I made when my age was in the single digits. He's just an oc now though

Verbatim, the world's strangest antivirus dog, beloved (2021-2022)

06.03.2026 02:52 👍 563 🔁 174 💬 13 📌 0
Zak the yeen chill on the snow and wants cuddles

Zak the yeen chill on the snow and wants cuddles

For the last day of the week, I have a solution for you.
Cuddle that yeen !

📸 @andrewfoxcrafts.bsky.social
Fursuit @omegapaws.bsky.social

#FursuitFriday #fursuit #furryfandom #hyenafur #oc #Proudfurry #yeenfur #furrypride #furrycommunity #sweden

06.03.2026 05:54 👍 76 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 0

"I have usernames older than you" is brutal, I'm so gonna use that, my oldest accounts are from 1995

06.03.2026 10:04 👍 32 🔁 3 💬 5 📌 0
the cast of Star Trek Voyager in street clothes awkwardly posing with late-90s computer hardware and consumer electronics

the cast of Star Trek Voyager in street clothes awkwardly posing with late-90s computer hardware and consumer electronics

this is what it feels like to post on bluesky

05.03.2026 23:01 👍 4814 🔁 1280 💬 74 📌 126

methinks you should date more non-foxes :3

05.03.2026 10:07 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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📣Announcing BEAT WEAVER!

The new 3D multi-track rhythm game that rewards your playstyle as much as your precision.

Solo developed with handcrafted music 💖

Wishlist on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/4265140/...

Watch the trailer in 4K 60fps: www.youtube.com/watch?v=nG_F...

#indiegame #solodev

04.03.2026 11:12 👍 253 🔁 122 💬 22 📌 25
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oh sick! free pillow- zzzzzzz................

04.03.2026 21:29 👍 74 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 0
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teeny doodle before i get back to work

04.03.2026 21:02 👍 196 🔁 25 💬 16 📌 2
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Joyride

04.03.2026 12:50 👍 1229 🔁 255 💬 11 📌 0
2026 nuclear family meme— featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog

2026 nuclear family meme— featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog

04.03.2026 17:54 👍 12350 🔁 2558 💬 77 📌 76

Thank you to @ericadler.bsky.social for the concise and accurate explanation of public, private, and personal property
(screen capped to get it all in one msg rather than a bunch of scattered reposts)

04.03.2026 19:28 👍 619 🔁 174 💬 14 📌 3

it’s really really good :3

04.03.2026 23:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This continues to be painfully true

04.03.2026 15:14 👍 2419 🔁 923 💬 21 📌 3

secret freecam mode!

04.03.2026 16:11 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Zoomers will never know what getting all ur holes filled feels like

04.03.2026 02:25 👍 300 🔁 44 💬 20 📌 3

unfortunately it’s been like two years since i played starfield and i’m Still Mad about some major quests i felt they really dropped the ball with

04.03.2026 10:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

were the bugs funny?

04.03.2026 10:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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04.03.2026 06:46 👍 124 🔁 15 💬 4 📌 0

guh, that’s incredible

04.03.2026 10:01 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
a page from a patent document. it looks like someone was playing a joke on the patent attorneys

a page from a patent document. it looks like someone was playing a joke on the patent attorneys

unhinged patent filing for the no. 5 crossbar. there’s over 100 pages of just this.

03.03.2026 20:33 👍 130 🔁 32 💬 5 📌 3
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install a gun into your hammer for twice the damage

02.03.2026 19:08 👍 960 🔁 256 💬 16 📌 0
Watercolor artwork depicting wormbo going down a slide.

Watercolor artwork depicting wormbo going down a slide.

Worm Slide
[ #art #oc #watercolor ]

02.03.2026 19:02 👍 1408 🔁 447 💬 8 📌 0

i am always saying this

02.03.2026 13:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s true

02.03.2026 08:09 👍 560 🔁 117 💬 12 📌 0
Nine to Nine comic for 2026-03-01

Nine to Nine comic for 2026-03-01

Nine to Nine - Crosstalk https://www.tigerknight.com/99/2026-03-01

01.03.2026 00:10 👍 80 🔁 18 💬 3 📌 0
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Snatcher & Knuckles
Two pics I did for a funny twitter trend lol

17.01.2024 13:45 👍 804 🔁 263 💬 7 📌 2

it’s Real

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