Yeahhh, it's going to be a no from me on restaurants where they paddle you for not finishing your meat mountain.
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Yeahhh, it's going to be a no from me on restaurants where they paddle you for not finishing your meat mountain.
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I don't know how to start this post. I've done something incredibly brave, and I don't want it to seem like virtue signaling. I don't think I'm better than you. Ok, here goes. I started a free Substack (hold for applause).
Please subscribe/share with fans of humorous #writing. macashton.substack.com
I don't want to be an ambassador for many things. I also don't want to represent the US for many things. But god damnit, I'll go to bat for ranch dressing.
@sannish.bsky.social, finally, the calling we've been waiting for.
What is a dead SoupTuber? You're going to have to listen to this week's Review Everything to find out. We've got rocks, we've got competitive eating, and more of our "favorite parasocial relationships".
youtu.be/j6hvuDagB-Y?...
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This week on Storytime With Ash, it's a dark comedy about wartime escalation. Believe it or not, it was relevant when I wrote it last year, and now it seems it's relevant again thanks to the US's newly minted war.
YouTube: youtu.be/9I5NOgpez8s
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/1jHS...
Lake of the Damned is free for the next five days! It's a quick, no frills, horror comedy about slashing up some zombies at a #PNW camp site. It's heavily inspired by Evil Dead and was a fun experiment into a new genre for me.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0DH97NN71
#Zombies #FreeBooks #Books
Throwback to the time I was murdered by a puppet live on our podcast. I got better!
www.youtube.com/shorts/kDO3B...
Find full episodes of Review Everything wherever you get your podcasts.
#Puppets #Puppetry #Funny #FunnyClip #PodcastClip
"Definitely gives off missing 411 vibes. Easy read with less than 100 pages. If you like bigfoot related thrillers you will love this great twist ending I really enjoyed"
Great review for Man of the Mountain :)
www.amazon.com/Man-Mountain...
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Turns out, you can get a 5% return if you bet yearly against Jesus Christ returning on #Polymarket. So, if you're scared of banks, but not tech bros, I have a new savings account for you.
www.youtube.com/shorts/1Y9uq...
#Investments #MadMoney #SoSmart #GetThatCheddar #ButReallyGetIt #MmmCheddar
In addition the album being excellent, this short film for Gorillaz, The Mountain, is incredible.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucRu...
I still don't understand why Longhorn Steakhouse never reached out after this juicy nugg of ad copy. Brands, this could be you.
www.youtube.com/shorts/FEPtj...
Sometimes, you've had a long week and need to let the weird out in the YouTube Shorts description.
Want to jump into my world of crab-based politics, scifi gunslinging, and unconventional friendships? Check out Crustacea, included in Spotify Premium and Kindle Unlimited.
Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/5hAjVAo...
Kindle Unlimited: www.amazon.com/First-Ambass...
Thanks to @theoatmeal.bsky.social I'm now going to think about these immortal flesh tubes anytime I'm remotely near soil. This comic rules, go read it. Do it now. For the flesh tubes. They need you!
theoatmeal.com/comics/naked...
Just want to call out that it's insane that my insurance doesn't cover enough contacts for daily use. Kind of feel like we should cover... the ability to see.
Want to jump into my world of crab-based politics, scifi gunslinging, and unconventional friendships? Check out Crustacea, included in Spotify Premium and Kindle Unlimited.
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IDK if I'll ever get over the loss of 10 Minute Soups and what could have been.
Sam Soups 10 Minute Soups channel was one of the best of early YouTube, his loss is still felt to this day
Look, I'm definitely against book burning, but when it gets cold during the nuclear winter, I'll make an exception for corporate self help books and skills assessments.
Maybe one of the better bits I ever pulled off on the pod. II convinced my cohost a YouTuber from my youth had passed away and sent me his final video. Enjoy Conor finding out Sam Soup of "10 Minute Soups" is just me in a headband.
youtu.be/OdXZ8kgKpQ8?...
#Funny #Prank
Maybe one of the better bits I ever pulled off on the pod. II convinced my cohost a YouTuber from my youth had passed away and sent me his final video. Enjoy Conor finding out Sam Soup of "10 Minute Soups" is just me in a headband.
youtu.be/OdXZ8kgKpQ8?...
#Funny #Prank
This week, we're talking about what made us gain/lose faith in humanity. We've got TikTok culture, listening to music, prediction markets, and more.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aVj...
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#Podcast #TikTokCulture #PredictionMarkets #Discussion
When the conspiracy theorists get active what you get is The Politics of Concrete.
Check out mac_ashton’s brilliant new story via the link below.
It’s our Pick of the Day.
www.abctales.com/story/macash...
@abctales.bsky.social just made The Politics of Concrete their pick of the week!
From the admins: "My choice for Story of the Week goes to mac_ashton's The Politics of Concrete which is hilarious and terrfyingly believable at the same time. It's one of his best"
www.abctales.com/story/macash...
This week, I've got a story that was inspired by a late night thought of two conspiracy theorists arguing about making Terminator into a kids show. Yup, somehow that spawned a heist story.
www.abctales.com/story/macash...
#Writing #ShortStory #Writer #WritingCommunity
It's wild to see that I'm closing in on 200K reads on @abctales.bsky.social. I started posting short fiction and drafts of novels on that site 12 years ago! The community has always been welcoming, given helpful feedback, and been very supportive.
www.abctales.com/user/macashton #Writing #Writer
Thanks for making my short story Pick of the Day @abctales.bsky.social! I've been in a bit of a black humor, anticapitalistic vibe, and I suspect it will continue. More to come :)
This week, we discover the unexpected nostalgia of P90X videos, competitive New Year's Resolutions, and how to "Get Gud". It's brand new episode of Review Everything!
YouTube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDgw...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/48OH...
#Podcasts #Podcasting #TierList
Fuck ICE. Fuck the dipshit in chief. Half of this country needs to wake the fuck up right now. We are so far into Nazi Germany territory, it's insane. If you're still keeping your head in the sand waiting for this to blow over, it's in Minneapolis today, it'll be in your backyard tomorrow.
Finally had a chance to watch Frankenstein. Guillermo Del Toro knew exactly what he wanted to make and did that. Frankenstein is gothic horror to a T. It's slow, dialogue heavy, and only ends when it's good and ready.
I'm not going to rush back to watch it again, but it was a unique take.