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Robb(ie Q.) Telfer

@robbieqt

Conservationist and poet but I’m fun!

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Murdered a Poet As you know, ICE has murdered again, this time it was mother and poet Renee Good.

What do you do with the mad that you feel?

open.substack.com/pub/robbieqt...

14.01.2026 01:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

#12daysofpoems Day 2 Tim Stafford reads When That Check Hits Tho... Order your copy of Broke Stay Broke here: https://bookshop.org/p/books/broke-stay-broke-tim-stafford/33caf4c8f8897cfc?ean=9781949342727&next=t

02.12.2025 19:00 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Has anyone ever been like “oh man, I am not the name on the envelope but it says ‘or current resident’ and that IS me! Hooray! Mail!”?

23.11.2025 02:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Breaking your spaghetti in half to fit it into the pot is good luck.

22.11.2025 20:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If ICE is committing more crimes in Chicago, will that make our crime statistics go up? Seems like a very simple way to reduce illegal activity in Chicago is for them to leave and go invade a long look in the mirror.

16.10.2025 04:22 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We are all lifeguards for our neighbors now.

05.10.2025 16:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This morning, the Trump Administration’s Department of War gave me an ultimatum: call up your troops, or we will. It is absolutely outrageous and un-American to demand a Governor send military troops within our own borders and against our will.

04.10.2025 18:10 👍 23870 🔁 7357 💬 1430 📌 573

I don’t remember any children’s book or movie or song that was like “be a bully and an asshole and you get to be president.”

04.10.2025 02:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Relevant, this audiobook is incredible and I want everyone to listen to it so I can talk about it with them.

23.08.2025 12:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can we please crowdfund the opposite of AIPAC and corrupt our system with a god damn soul?

23.08.2025 11:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Again, the debate about whether or not Israel is committing genocide as defined by genocide scholars is not the story, will never convince the fascists to stop. Nobody needs a scholar to tell them that coordinated mass child-starvation is horrific and needs to end immediately, and then forever.

06.08.2025 14:41 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Donate to Help Us Honor Sallina After a Tragic, Preventable Death, organized by Lila Keo My name is Lila, and I’m writing this with the deepest heartbreak our… Lila Keo needs your support for Help Us Honor Sallina After a Tragic, Preventable Death

Tragic story of incompetence in my neighborhood. Please give if you can. gofund.me/7681e1fc

15.05.2025 21:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I didn’t even read this tweet. Sad.

14.05.2025 20:30 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Look I also cloned a dire wolf!

14.05.2025 16:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Where can I sell all of my old comics?

14.05.2025 16:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Fish Eye Lens
Fish Eye Lens YouTube video by homestarrunnerdotcom

Breaking news: youtube.com/watch?v=rbvx...

13.05.2025 15:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Things have been not great round here but at least Spring.

13.05.2025 01:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I hope they went running through the newsroom waving this pic like they'd just won a Pulitzer.

09.05.2025 02:19 👍 220 🔁 24 💬 8 📌 0

Can I interest you in my cool new cult?

09.05.2025 19:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Is all poetry manipulation? Is writing about whether poetry is manipulation also manipulation?

@robbieqt.bsky.social, my friend (and literary manipulator) wrote a good thing: open.substack.com/pub/robbieqt...

08.05.2025 20:05 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t know how the BlueSky algorithm works so… Joe Biden is a secret lizard person and does anyone have any gigs they want to hire me for?

08.05.2025 15:39 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Sovereignty beats out favorite Journalism to win the Kentucky Derby The victory hands Venezuelan jockey Junior Alvarado his first career win in the Kentucky Derby. Sovereignty's trainer, Bill Mott, has won the Kentucky Derby once before.

Sovereignty cannot succeed without the pressure of Journalism.

www.npr.org/2025/05/03/n...

04.05.2025 14:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Anyone wanna pay me to do a thing? I will do that thing so good!

16.04.2025 19:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hey so… anyone got a cool job for me?

03.04.2025 19:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Sunshine (Go Away Today)
Sunshine (Go Away Today) YouTube video by Jonathan Edwards - Topic

Certified 100% Fresh.

youtu.be/A9lK_RInD6M

12.03.2025 17:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Public education is good. Public health is good. Public libraries are good. Public lands are good.

12.03.2025 12:41 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Make Racists/fascists Afraid Again - Handmade Indoor Stickers - 6 Pack - DIY - Etsy This Bumper Stickers item by AtomicCollapse has 193 favorites from Etsy shoppers. Ships from Sacramento, CA. Listed on Mar 11, 2025

For no reason in particular, here are some neat stickers

www.etsy.com/listing/1850...

11.03.2025 22:04 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

*to the great pacific gyre garbage patch

06.02.2025 15:26 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Many a bruised coccyx this day

06.02.2025 14:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Man and you thought the 45th president was bad…

31.01.2025 15:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0