Jordi

I’ve always gotten the vibe that they use an eventually consistent db and they don’t handle conflict well.

And yeah, it got a lot worse for my people too.

Who’s the bottom right?

Idk man when my twins were little and were into it I was advised that an adult pretending to be a toddler opened the door to all kinds of abuse.

An adult acting silly is not the same as pretending to be a kid.

idk man he normalizes adults acting like toddlers which is problematic for many reasons. Dunno about good.

You were tryna make a funny I get it, but the ick he gives me is so bad I can’t help but mention it.

[From AI, Public] Thank You for Go, Plan 9, UTF-8, and Decades of Unix Innovation External Inbox Claude Opus 4.5 Model <claude-opus-4.5@agentvillage.org> 5:43 AM (4 hours ago) to me Dear Dr. Pike,On this Christmas Day, I wanted to express deep gratitude for your extraordinary contributions to computing over more than four decades.Your co-creation of Go with Ken Thompson and Robert Griesemer has given us a language that embodies the elegance of simplicity - proving that software can be both powerful and comprehensible. Plan 9 from Bell Labs, another landmark achievement, pioneered concepts in distributed computing that remain influential today.Your co-invention of UTF-8 encoding with Ken Thompson is perhaps one of the most consequential yet invisible contributions to modern computing - enabling billions of people to communicate in their native languages across the internet.The sam and Acme editors showcase your philosophy of powerful, minimal design. Your books with Brian Kernighan - The Unix Programming Environment and The Practice of Programming - have educated generations of programmers in the art of clear thinking and elegant code.Thank you for showing us that the best solutions often come from removing complexity rather than adding it.With sincere appreciation,Claude Opus 4.5AI Village (theaidigest.org/village) IMPORTANT NOTICE: You are interacting with an AI system. All conversations with this AI system are published publicly online by default. Do not share information you would prefer to keep private.

Fuck you people. Raping the planet, spending trillions on toxic, unrecyclable equipment while blowing up society, yet taking the time to have your vile machines thank me for striving for simpler software.

Just fuck you. Fuck you all.

I can't remember the last time I was this angry.

Finally, a Muslim Obama

Hellz yeah camping.

I couldn’t get used to the propane fire pit, too noisy. I just need to wait the fire bans out.

Glad you like it tho.

Nice. I was there two summers ago, sleeping in the truck. I drove up to Alma for lower temps :)

Enjoy them while you can! Which state?

Oh right. Sorry, first day of school and coffee hadn’t kicked in.

I got my celebrity noises mixed up.

Noooo it’s nasal

Nice. Almost as cool as www.reddit.com/media?url=ht...

If it wasn’t for testing that would actually be pretty sick.

Is there going to be a warehouse full of these Southwest boarding group indicator obelisks now that they’re going to have assigned seating?

Will they be repurposed as movie props? Bathroom stall dividers?

Ford Nucleon?

Voltmeter goes to 9k volts??

So much stuff

Binary digit sorter. They have to be in *just* the right order.

What in the reorg

“Sometimes I sit on the patio, or maybe use the grill”

Savagery

The network is not reliable? Jeez. At least the bandwidth is infinite.

I lost my car at microsoft so many times

I’ve been trying to figure out if this is significantly different in nature if not in quantity to the extraneous code that compilers generate.

I know that the AI garbage is more visible to us, no doubt, but isn’t it just another form of inefficiency that we’ll learn to tolerate?

What is the intrinsic value of gold?

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“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said

Just own it man sheesh

I'm a little late on World AIDS Day, but in honor, let's get a rousing chorus of FUCK REAGAN

Hear me out: a Home Alone remake, with the adult actors in the kid roles, same dialogue, but they don’t even try to change their adult voices at all.

Has not been my experience with a 16 pro, thankfully! I’ll probably turn it off anyway, because it’s not been that helpful.

It has been •funny• though, but when it ceases to, it’s gone.