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John Michael Swartz

@jjoohhnn.com

Musician, photographer, cyclist, computer coaxer, lazeabout, flaneuriste. Hire me! https://jjoohhnn.com

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That's just not how dreams work.

07.03.2026 13:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hate these people so much. I hate everything they are doing to ruin whatever little genuinely good shit this stupid, shitty country had going for it.

I'm normally just a mild-mannered cellist and landscape photographer of no note, but seriously.

Fuck you.

07.03.2026 02:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Add it to the pile of atrocities. I'm sure they're going to try to add me to it, and you too. If I had been forced to join the military I'd probably have ended up in the band corps or whatever.

07.03.2026 02:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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U.S. May Have Committed War Crime In Sinking Of Iranian Ship The Geneva Conventions say nations have a duty to β€œtake all possible measures” to help rescue victims of shipwrecks. A U.S. submarine left that to Sri Lanka.

β€œThe 312-foot Dena and its 130-member crew, many of them musicians in the Iranian navy band, had just finished participating in an Indian government naval exercise and cultural exchange that the U.S. Navy had also participated in and were on the way home on Wednesday.”

07.03.2026 00:03 πŸ‘ 1211 πŸ” 572 πŸ’¬ 65 πŸ“Œ 134

spoiler, the "cost" is a very modest subsidy (~$3.6m/y) for a great public good. i think the headline is to bait anti-socialists into reading about effective government.

27.02.2026 12:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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STATE OF EMERGENCY: Travel Ban Begins at 9 P.M. Sunday - Streetsblog New York City No travel on roads after 9 p.m., though Streetsblog's Emergency Weather Desk is now predicting 12 to 14 inches as of 1:30 p.m. on Sunday. Check back for updates.

City streets will be closed to "non-essential vehicular traffic" from 9 p.m. Sunday to noon on Monday and there’s no Citi Bike after 8pm tonight. nyc.streetsblog.org/2026/02/22/s...

22.02.2026 18:35 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3
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A Website To End All Websites | Henry From Online How to win the war for the soul of the internet, and build the Web We Want.

I talk often about breaking out of walled gardens, that you don't have to be on corporate-web in order to be on the web.

This is a fantastic article about the problem and how to (pretty easily) fight it. Well worth reading.

Also, @strange.website is a rad human being.

henry.codes/writing/a-we...

17.02.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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The last block of a bike lane on Ashland Place in Downtown Brooklyn has remained unfinished for years thanks to meddling by Adams advisor Ingrid Lewis-Martin.

Mayor Mamdani is expected to announce on Friday that he will complete it. nyc.streetsblog.org/2025/04/03/c...

12.02.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

90 minutes well spent.

09.02.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Years ago, when i was in COLLEGE, Milton Babbitt came to speak on various things, and he used the phrase "thoroughly modern MIDI" at least three times during the week. Well i just came up with "Buzzfeed Berkely". Now i just have to make enough people hate me to care

03.02.2026 06:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

compound meter realness

30.01.2026 04:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In April 2024, Spotify implemented a new scheme: songs with less than 1k streams per year would no longer receive royalties.

The data for 2025 was just released via Luminate, and 88% of songs have been demonetized.

Read it again: 88% of songs on Spotify have been demonetized.

15.01.2026 16:58 πŸ‘ 4390 πŸ” 2780 πŸ’¬ 124 πŸ“Œ 744

I think Carol's cul-de-sac and Manousos's self-storage facility are pretty deft metaphors.

10.01.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
From the GUNK newsletter
"We’d like to pay our respects to the many venues that have shut down in 2025, due to rent costs, affordability, and other factors. Thank you for opening your doors to live music and connection.<3

The Owl Music Parlor
Intercomm
Earthly Delights
Heaven Can Wait
Bushwick Public House
Rabbit Hole
Our Wicked Lady
Saint Vitus
Wavefield
Brooklyn Made"

From the GUNK newsletter "We’d like to pay our respects to the many venues that have shut down in 2025, due to rent costs, affordability, and other factors. Thank you for opening your doors to live music and connection.<3 The Owl Music Parlor Intercomm Earthly Delights Heaven Can Wait Bushwick Public House Rabbit Hole Our Wicked Lady Saint Vitus Wavefield Brooklyn Made"

The New York-based DIY show listings zine GUNK published this list of local small-scale music venues that closed in 2025. It is so hard to keep a community-oriented music space open in this city. I really hope whoever leads Cultural Affairs for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social will take this seriously.

06.01.2026 15:28 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2
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Kensington and the Cemetery Toward an erotic psychogeography

There will be a full accounting. If not now, if not in 3 years or 3 decades. Eventually. jjoohhnn.com/photo/greenw...

06.01.2026 15:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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You Can't Opt-Out of Accessibility Shiny exclusion all the way down.

A rant in the face of the industry's continued neglect and outright hostility towards digital accessibility and care for users.

vale.rocks/posts/access...

#WebDev #Accessibility #a11y #FrontEndDevelopment

18.12.2025 04:59 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 3

well i biffed the spelling but iykyk and iydk you can go farty fuck yourself and your balls.

06.12.2025 23:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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First Visit to the Prospect Park Zoo On 10/7/25 with a friend. Hippos, Wittgenstein, humor. And maybe I influenced the NYBG landscape photography fellowship verbiage.

My first trip to the Prospect Park Zoo. Reminiscences about hippos and humor. Thoughts on reapplying for a landscape photography fellowship. jjoohhnn.com/photo/prospe...

06.12.2025 23:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

TIL "Slartibarfast" started out as "Farty Fuck Balls". @flophousepodcast.com

06.12.2025 18:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

wouldn't it be wild if calculators worked like this

05.12.2025 15:19 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it's almost as though an LLM can't "know" or "deduce" anything that hasn't already been written by a person, let alone the truth

05.12.2025 15:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Shirokuma Cafe. Lots of walking and public transport, occasional car trips to the countryside. The two main human characters ride delightfully contrasting bikes, road and hybrid. And this one-off episode about mid-life crises.

02.12.2025 11:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i assumed it would be butter, being France and all.

30.11.2025 16:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The App Store Was Always Authoritarian - Infrequently Noted Apple bent the knee for months, leaving many commentators to ask why. But the reasons are not mysterious: Apple wants things that only the government can provide, things that will defend and extend it...

"The App Store Was Always Authoritarian: High-modernism as handmaiden to autocracy is depressingly predictable."

infrequently.org/2025/10/the-...

19.11.2025 14:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Difficult light and textures at Harriman Beautiful day, so-so pictures

I am easily distracted and sometimes my photo output lags. A post about a trip to Harriman from just before the harvest moon. jjoohhnn.com/photo/biking...

09.11.2025 18:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm so relieved to have learned there's a way to turn off the swipe-right Google dashboard.

06.11.2025 22:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Their finest work. I want this poster on my wall.

05.11.2025 03:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i just went to reheat some coffee and almost entered my PIN number into the microwave

04.11.2025 14:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

food safety edging turns me on

03.11.2025 19:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social's address to Muslims resonates with me because 1) I'm capable of empathy and 2) sympathy: my mom is a Filipina immigrant and I remember all the times she worried I might be mistaken for a terrorist because of my appearance, imploring me to shave and look "meek as a lamb"

27.10.2025 15:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0