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Scott Paladin

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(he/him). Serial Obsessive. Terminally online. www.scottpaladin.com

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Trump just said, "You can't have guns."
Trump just said, "You can't have guns." YouTube video by Parkrose Permaculture

Hey, so Tr*mp just said you can't have guns.

There's no, "I told you so a year ago" that is gonna feel good. It feels awful. We exercise our rights to defend them. You have a right to bear arms.

27.01.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 125 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 6

i'm just saying that the catholic church is overdue for another sexy goth phase

14.01.2026 03:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love being a creator until I want more content of my blorbos and realize that I must make the content >(

21.11.2025 00:16 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I can't describe how refreshing it is to hear *good* news coming from my state's political system.

05.11.2025 15:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

RIP computer, you died doing what you loved: shoving electron through little gates.

03.11.2025 14:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I miss Protean City Comics.

24.10.2025 14:23 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Goose is a very good name for a dog

23.10.2025 01:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Courtly romance is just kink without safety protocols

23.10.2025 01:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Serving cunt but in the way a knight serves his lady

22.10.2025 21:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is an absolutely unhinged take and I am 100% here for it.

20.10.2025 04:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's one of the myriad tiny ways that people form a Tribe. Its how you share a small moment of connection with another mind trapping in a body, trapped on a rock in space.

19.10.2025 21:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Small talk is a shot in the dark to a stranger. Aimed at the big easy subjects that are likely to hit home. "Cold enough for ya?" isn't really about the temperature, it's "I am a human in a body; i also know what it's like to be cold. We are together in this."

19.10.2025 21:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I hear people cry "But I don't care about the weather/sports/localnews/popculture/whatever!"

The other person often doesn't either. They care about YOU.

19.10.2025 21:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Like, don't tear down the Small Talk in your life until you understand what the Small Talk **does**.

19.10.2025 21:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
S1E1: The Customer is Always Wrong A documentary crew arrives at Value Vault Store 236, a perfectly normal place where absolutely nothing strange is going on. Cast:Hera Alexander as JudeLindsay Zana as AubreyKirsty Woolven as MorganOz ...

HAPPY LAUNCH DAY, INTERNET, YOU CAN LISTEN TO US NOW.
www.podbean.com/eas/pb-rz36q...

17.10.2025 14:24 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 10
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GOOOOD MORNING BLUESKY IT IS LAUNCH WEEK.

We've got lots of fun stuff leading up to our premiere on Friday, including revealing the episode titles and descriptions for season one.

13.10.2025 15:09 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 7
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She’s the difficult customer whisperer, she’s everyone’s big sister, she just might steal your bones. She’s Aubrey, and she’s voiced by the incredible @lindsayzana.bsky.social!

08.10.2025 22:26 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3

terrible podcast idea:

Le Petite Post-Mortem

Where a host interviews both (or more) sides of a sexual encounter to get a report on how it was and how it could have been better.

07.10.2025 15:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've gotten a couple of questions about exact time stuff so let me clarify. "Midnight on the 3rd" is technically tonight and I'm on MST (GMT -7:00). There's actually a little grace period even after midnight. They form will time out when auditions are no longer being accepted.

03.10.2025 14:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Electric Boogaloo or Web Harder?

02.10.2025 23:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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It Takes a Wolf - Casting Call Phase 1 Casting call for the supernatural noir audiodrama It Takes a Wolf. Seeking voice actors a variety of roles in a gritty noir audiodrama. Paid project, non-union. Applications open Sep 1 - Oct 3.

We cap off our character highlight for phase 1 casting with

The Pillar

breakaleg.library.horse/the-pillar

02.10.2025 13:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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02.10.2025 04:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

out of my way gay boy i'm boutta get it

02.10.2025 04:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What game is this?

02.10.2025 04:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Fiend | It Takes a Wolf - Casting Call Phase 1 Arcadia Blackwood Kills to live. Lives to kill. she/her Vampire Word Count: ~100 words in Phase 1, ~600 words in full series Voice Notes: American accents …

Continuing with our character highlights from the Phase 1 casting call.

Let's talk about The Fiend

#casting #voiceactor #audiodrama

breakaleg.library.horse/characters/t...

01.10.2025 14:30 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Fuck-up | It Takes a Wolf - Casting Call Phase 1 Algernon Blackwood King of vices. he/him Vampire Word Count: ~200 words in Phase 1, ~500 words in full series Voice Notes: English accents preferred. Fop it …

Ok, continuing our Character highlights from the phase 1 casting call. Let's talk about The Fuck-Up.

breakaleg.library.horse/characters/t...

29.09.2025 17:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Also my emotional support sound designer (/space husband)

25.09.2025 16:44 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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21.08.2025 18:18 πŸ‘ 14482 πŸ” 3370 πŸ’¬ 141 πŸ“Œ 72
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(shh, pretend I posted this on Wednesday, time is fake)

Meet @interiority.bsky.social, the voice of the Documentarian and @melnichols.bsky.social's emotional support producer.

25.09.2025 16:21 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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The Accomplice | It Takes a Wolf - Casting Call Phase 1 Bex Live fast and steal everything. she/her Goblin Word Count: ~50 words in Phase 1, ~150 words in full series Voice Notes: Bex speaks a con-lang, …

We've got just about a week left on the casting call, so I think it's high time we did some character spotlights! Let's start with

Bex, the Accomplice

breakaleg.library.horse/characters/t...

24.09.2025 22:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0