You are a kindly lasagna wizard!
13.03.2026 15:22
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You are a kindly lasagna wizard!
NO NO NO YOU DON’T
GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA
federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL
tell everyone you know
www.freetaxusa.com
ow my bones RT if ow my bones.
"skeleton or muscle?" is the new "tits or ass?"
I have no thoughts and I must scream
time to scream my nighttime thoughts
this is also framable and holds vast potential for a motivational cross stitch piece to have above one's bathroom mirror
I'm so sorry, friend. I hope he gets his appetite back and feels better.
I can't believe they pilfered our saviors butthole
I figured it out and will be writing everything in Polish from now on
I'm not gonna frame it but I did add it to THE MEME HOARD
photos.app.goo.gl/A7oiDRpJYZcM...
Dolly Parton is literally the only good billionaire and proof we don't just actively hate people with money simply for having it.
We hate you because you're all fucking monsters.
1 oz of pure christ actual butthole
What in tarnation is happening here
never going to get the phrase "christ's actual butthole" out of the steel handpan drum that is my skull, it will be ping-ponging around in there forever
if I live to be 93 years old and dementia takes everything else, let this be what remains
what kind of reliquary would we put christ's actual butthole in
Picture of a small yellow square that has printed flowers on it and the words be joyful Always. Enclosed is a chocolate cross that has a Starburst in the middle which looks like a butthole
yall think this is christ's actual butthole or did he autopen it
NIKA I WANT TO FRAME THIS SKEET
forgot the alt text, sorry: screenshot of when I typed out my previous "can you cowboy bebop me into space" skeet and Bluesky asked me if I was writing in English. The Internet robots haven't learned to parse cowboy bebop as a verb, I suppose
lmao, you know what, that's a fair question Bluesky
can you cowboy bebop me while you're at it
WOW OK LOTS OF FRESH HORRORS
Don't forget to burp the Tupperware! (I don't know what this means or why it was a thing, I need to go down a Tupperware rabbit hole again)
Take us with youuu
This is true
that's fully shorts weather here, though
yesss, give me 64° if we're bring precise
good morning! wonder what fresh horrors await us today!
Still glad about the shirts, tho
I was gonna go grocery shopping!