the inconsistency of my paycheck and it being deposited borderline drives me insane bc wdym sometimes it’s deposited at 8:30pm and now it’s been like 11pm and later before it even deposits
When I die I want to be floated down a river of Wingstop ranch
wife killed it on my nails as she always does 🥺
seriously forever thankful for @softsoftserve.fun
THATS YOUUUUU
do be doing a thing n such
my wife always making me feel so prettyyyyyyy
we get people who expect their computer that’s 7+ years old to get motherboard and screen repairs done in an hour 😭 like cmon I don’t even know if someone cares enough to stock your parts yet 😭
smoking that shit that makes turn signals blink
she rice on my krispy til I treat
out of context kendy:
“I wish I could take your fingers off”
TRANSGENDER FOR EVERYBODY
my gay lil work desk
subtle foreshadowing or something idk I’ve had these plates almost 5 years and I’ve only really figured it out for like what a year now
2026 we’re screenmaxing
i need to get another iPad and my two laptops home to achieve peak flow state
I wish to have a net worth of 17 dolars one day
in other news anyone in the market for an m1 MacBook that needs a keyboard?
not me getting 3 computers for free from work
I promise I’m not stealing
it’s just a quick jaunt to a longer jaunt that’s on a jaunt that’s just about right
Lasagna time
Welcome!
pretty sure this guys got evil in his bones
how can mirrors be real if our eyes aren’t real
really really really in love with matching with youuuuuu
mind you this is because she forgot her pin for her lock screen
like I’m sorry we don’t have a bypass, that’s the equivalent of giving everyone a key to your home 🫠😭
lady on the phone @ work : “well I guess Samsung and everyone just want me to k*** myself then huh”
project fix the guy who got his keyboard drivers removed so badly by scammers they won’t reinstall 😐 thanks dudes
depends on drive manufacturer bc WD has that open slot for the drive to be scanned on, but who’s to say the drive didn’t go in backwards?
getting my ass kicked in cooking mama mini games
turbo the transgender vape
🎄🎁🧸Merry Christmas!🧸🎁🎄
@barelycool.wtf
