Eschaton Detractor

when it happens

Phoenix

Right now it looks like it’ll cost me $600 a month just to commute. So obviously the plan is I am going to rent an airbnb in tow instead while I sell my house and then once the economy collapses I can buy a house for cheap. Foolproof plan…

I 100% believe that a lot of americans are single issue voters and that issue is if gas is cheap

Philip Glass tweeting the aforementioned video

Never forget

i, for one, am looking forward to a commute intense job starting right at the end of gasoline supply

oh wow i have sunday scaries for the first time in a decade

They have turned this beautiful city into a wasteland. Those who do don’t die from bombs will succumb to unspeakable illness. Most of my close family is in Tehran

A fresh warm tortilla with a lil sour cream and lawry’s

IF Gavin Newsom is on a ballot

THEN me and many others will refuse to vote for him

THEREFORE instead of bitching at me and others like me

YOU should take the *years* you have and make sure that doesn't happen if you actually fucking care

BECAUSE my position is immutable

Alas even then my area was Hellenistic Greece so I got nothing on Rome except as “the new guys”

I am a failed classicist so I can’t help but I love this

Thanks to Taskmaster NZ I just realized that taskmaster and jackass tickles the same part of my brain

god has abandoned us

GIVE WETS

One thing’s for certain my idle guitar practice is going to suffer once I’m working 8 hours a day

are you though? Are any of us?

Costco sells a box of pre hard boiled eggs and I love them

i feel like this is all happening cause we stopped pumping up the jam

They're going to write books about all the big brain moves of this gang of imbeciles and among them will be "Spending a year trying to kill renewable energy and then launching a war that sends oil prices soaring"

You can just sprinkle shit on a hard boiled egg you don’t gotta devil it

I've been running gdcparties.com for a few years now. Some shitty company BlueberryAI decided they'd just take all the source code for the work I've done and reskin it, advertising it as their own. Jokes on them...it was still linked to my events spreadsheet, and now their website looks like this 😉

Bought a pair of blue blocking gunnar glasses just for being inside tbh

*squints* same

“That’s Ty Olsson”
-me, whenever I see Ty Olsson as an extra

“That’s Ty Olsson”
-me, whenever I see Ty Olsson as an extra

You can have this beer.

I figure I’m even breaking even on cost since I’m no longer chartering burrito limos

One of the best side effects for me of glp1s has been my brain always finds an easy off ramp before even considering gettin food delivered.