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Jesse Squire

@omg.squire.wtf

Software engineer at Microsoft working on the Azure SDK. Views expressed are my own. (he/him)

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Nice find!

01.03.2026 13:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It has been two days since agentgeddon and I think my ears have finally stopped ringing from my inbox pinging ever 1/2 second for 5+ hours.

13.02.2026 16:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Dismissed, dismissed, and dismissed again.  Story of my life!

Dismissed, dismissed, and dismissed again. Story of my life!

GitHub felt that I was at least a 3x developer!

12.02.2026 00:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Pro tip: If you have a large monorepo in GitHub and are ever thinking of having copilot open 200+ minor formatting issues assigned to copilot, so that copilot agent creates 200+ PRs and then telling local copilot to automate approve/merge of those 200+ PRs, maybe just... don't.

11.02.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Small world. I thought your old stomping ground was further north.

07.02.2026 02:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The one in Howell, NJ or is that name just a coincidence?

06.02.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Given that English itself is consistently inconsistent, this seems a clever way for AI to make that point.

05.02.2026 03:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So, like a more agreeable and mature @parkplusplus.bsky.social?

31.01.2026 01:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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I cry foul on Geocities. Without a rotating skull gif, it just isn’t authentic.

24.01.2026 18:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Display port is so wonky waking from sleep. At least 3 times a week, it jacks up all my window sizes and positions.

18.01.2026 17:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m explicit in my OOF message that I intend to delete all email that comes in while I’m gone and you should resend anything important when I return.

…I still had multiple people ask me yesterday if I saw their email.

06.01.2026 16:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hrmmm… sounds exactly like what an AI pretending to be human would say!

17.12.2025 16:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But how can we be sure that you’re not an AI making this post?

16.12.2025 16:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Checks out…

26.11.2025 16:17 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How else was he going to save all those children from the burning orphanage?

02.10.2025 22:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My new life goal is to talk @heaths.dev into helping me add a script to the pipeline that flags some part of your code for a β€œlinter violation” on random CI run from now on.

19.09.2025 01:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Upset? No way! That was the most entertaining moment of the week by far. I could sell tickets to that show!

It’s rare that someone drops more F bombs in a work day than me, but you wear the crown today. Plus, you managed to fit them into about 30 seconds of very efficient and eloquent work.

19.09.2025 00:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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23.08.2025 01:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Listen, @heaths.dev you keep your breaking changes to yourself!

23.08.2025 00:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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23.08.2025 00:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

… so fighting about transfer encoding looks appealing again?

23.08.2025 00:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That sounds wonderful, sir. Where can I send the check to fund you?

13.08.2025 15:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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07.08.2025 15:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m happy for you, of course, but for us…

03.08.2025 15:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I thought he told
You to get a Walkman and a fedora, something about keeping Austin weird?

20.07.2025 15:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

10,000 spoons when all you kneed is a knife?

16.07.2025 15:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Probably better off. It’s all just different attempts to bring back silverlight.

14.06.2025 03:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You sure that was vibe coding? I thought you were just reviewing a PR from @parkplusplus.bsky.social. I mean, the drunken toddler comparison is apt either way.

14.06.2025 03:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0