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Dan Seals

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CISO by day. Batman by night. But really only if Batman was also working in InfoSec. Name is pronounced like Navy Seals, but instead of Navy, you say Dan.

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Oh Jake, I am so glad to hear things are turning around. As someone that took one of your SANS classes ~ a decade ago, then found myself off of Twitter and onto BlueSky with you around the same time, know that you have many fans and folks that appreciate you, even if we don't get to say it often!

27.02.2026 14:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It seems crazy that the US market alone has this much influence, to the point where there is no ROI for literally the rest of the world? The entire EU isn’t enough of a market to justify making these drugs, or just that it won’t be profitable *enough*?

13.02.2026 12:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That halftime show was genuinely fun. Like just a nonstop great time. Loved it, and props to the camera crew. And, Pedro Pascal. Always props to him.

09.02.2026 01:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I read the β€œSAVE Act” (the GOP’s new voter suppression bill) so you don’t have to. This is my one page summary. Jesus it’s bad. 1/

06.02.2026 19:54 πŸ‘ 3316 πŸ” 2164 πŸ’¬ 148 πŸ“Œ 173

Definitely not reflected in the stock price... I don't anticipate much will change until that happens. He's convinced the Tesla board that Optimus is the future and all of this is noise...

28.01.2026 22:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Are there people actually saying they didn’t vote for this? I’m not seeing anything outside the echo chamber.

20.01.2026 19:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump defends Saudi crown prince over Khashoggi killing β€” The Washington Post The de facto Saudi ruler was branded a pariah in 2018 after the killing of Washington Post columnist Jamal Khashoggi. Now, U.S.-Saudi relations are approaching a high point.

If you’re a journalist here jn the United States, please take every precaution necessary. When the leader of the β€œfree world” defends a guest known for dismembering of a member of the press… it starts with β€œpiggy”…

18.11.2025 18:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bloody Maria?

21.10.2025 18:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m a US citizen and a veteran. ICE arrested me for no reason. Jailed for three days without an explanation or ability to notify anyone, George Retes argues the only path to healing starts with the government taking accountability for its actions.

β€œI spent three nights and three days in federal custody. During that time, I was never told what I was charged with, was not allowed to shower despite being covered in tear gas and pepper spray, had no phone call to my family, and no access to an attorney.” - George Retes, U.S. citizen and veteran.

12.10.2025 12:01 πŸ‘ 11817 πŸ” 6106 πŸ’¬ 343 πŸ“Œ 339

Respectfully, a year to fix it? This was that year. Drew Allar, Singleton & Allen. He was 4-21 against the AP Top 10, you can’t be the best if you can’t beat the best. It was time.

12.10.2025 18:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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After Charlie Kirk's death, teachers and professors nationwide fired or disciplined over social media posts At least a dozen faculty and staff have faced fallout over insensitive comments online.

I am having a hard time reconciling "Charlie Kirk was a fierce advocate of open dialogue and free expression" with "we must identify and persecute everyone who is insufficiently mournful"

13.09.2025 12:08 πŸ‘ 18914 πŸ” 5116 πŸ’¬ 662 πŸ“Œ 337

Anyone else experience SchrΓΆdinger's lottery? When you haven't checked the Powerball numbers yet, and think... I could be a billionaire right now, or not. I am both!

02.09.2025 19:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hope there is a next administration…

24.08.2025 16:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If they said porch package theft was orders of magnitude higher than reported, I’d believe them!

16.08.2025 18:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also, traditionally, heinous violent crime (the kind they’re saying is rampant in blue cities) is much more difficult to under report. When people are murdered, people tend to notice.

16.08.2025 18:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Also one of the first popular writers to use the word "literally" as a general intensifier instead of its literal definition.

10.04.2025 17:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also, aren't we also assuming that those items that are American made, maintain status quo? Meaning, if I am an American company producing widgets, not subject to tariffs, but all of my competitors are now priced 10-104% higher... why not increase my price 9%-103% higher as well to maximize profits?

08.04.2025 14:35 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

It annoys me they didn't include Obama first term.

07.04.2025 14:08 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Trump is golfing today... how much money do folks have to lose before they just 25th Amendment this dude? Everyone that thought the tariff thing was a game of chicken and would never actually happen... ⛡️ So now what? Isn't there some angry group of billionaires actually running things?

03.04.2025 15:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Signal should corporate sponsor the White House Easter Egg Roll

25.03.2025 23:13 πŸ‘ 85 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
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Yes! Bella Ramsey for SECDEF!

25.03.2025 12:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Musk cuts the team finding Ukrainian children stolen by Russia Trump’s federal cost-cutting - led by Elon Musk's Doge – has now hit the unit helping rescue Ukrainian children taken by Russia

Russia has kidnapped tens of thousands of Ukrainian children. Putin was indicted for this crime. Yale has a unit searching for them. Musk eliminated the funding.
inews.co.uk/news/world/m...

15.03.2025 16:59 πŸ‘ 6771 πŸ” 3724 πŸ’¬ 237 πŸ“Œ 237

This is like Aaron Rodgers and Tom Brady had a kid... No vaccines AND no nightshades! JalapeΓ±os cause autism!

27.02.2025 18:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also, any goodwill that was left, Elon spent it proving he should be able to express his free speech in a televised inauguration event. I think the board should just move on, I don't know how much value he provides to Tesla at this point. There are only so many hours in a day, he's so distracted.

26.02.2025 18:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Elon needs to keep having kids because as they get older, they want absolutely nothing to do with him...

11.02.2025 20:54 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

These decisions should be left up to the states… unless I disagree with them.

11.02.2025 14:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You are not powerless, and he is not unstoppable. Look at, and learn from, the funding freeze and how quickly he was forced to surrender.

10.02.2025 15:26 πŸ‘ 116882 πŸ” 21217 πŸ’¬ 3696 πŸ“Œ 1094

I wonder if Fox struggled to sell Superbowl commercials this year… I feel like more than half of the commercials are for Fox themselves…

10.02.2025 02:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Time magazine cover certainly helps!

09.02.2025 17:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ugggh, I bought mine in Jan 2024. I knew he wasn’t great then but didn’t realize just how bad it was, now I have anti Elon magnets and wish I could take it all back. πŸ˜” never again. I am hoping beyond hope that the 60% decline in sales in Europe YOY is the start of his demise as CEO.

07.02.2025 18:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0