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User: "Help me make my life less stressful and more rewarding"
AI: "I got you fam" <Deletes all email and social media accounts>

It's actually raisin, and it's because he got a whole box of raisins stuck up his nose in basic.

I'm one of those that's in the camp of less space wizard more real peoples struggles and overcoming them... so Rogue One was great from my perspective.

It calls out the company that wrote the trash API I'm having to hook into, so I'm going to have to pass on that...

I forgot how much I enjoy dropping ASCII banners into terminal apps...

We should replace him with Gritty.

Does that mean if they're cut into triangles they taste double good?

Kale is an act of aggression.

I thought a group of mimics was called a deceit...

It's the reason crash bars exist...

start carrying around a pocket full of unsalted peanuts and treat them

It's be really nice if they did flip to a single threat actor taxonomy... I mean, it's fun having to be like "Cozy Bear aka APT 29 aka Midnight Blizzard" when doing a brief because of how the name might randomly pop up in the media.

Kids are going to end up at a knock off chuck-e-cheese where the robots hunt the children for sport because 4-chan or the like pumped up the ratings for the lulz.

He's just mad the only "stars" he has are Kid Rock and some garbage tier rapper who no one has heard of

a puppet with a mustache is sitting at a table holding a cup of coffee . Alt: a puppet with a mustache is sitting at a table taking a shot of alcohol without using it's hands .

Already seeing issues w/ NVD not being fully maintained and leading to vulnerabilities not being identified and thus not being escalated for out of band patching... oh what a time to be alive...

This is also around the time that bloodletting started to fall out of favor. Maybe RFK will bring that back as well.

Jokes on them, I was already depressed

Doctor Discovers A Particular Roller Coaster Helps People Pass Kidney Stones A Michigan State University professor emeritus discovered recently that riding a roller coaster helps patients pass kidney stones.

sounds like you need to get a fast pass www.cbsnews.com/baltimore/ne...

I'm gonna need to see a torta menu as well...

Do you think they would have a dance off like the jets and the sharks in west side story?

I dunno, tamarind is pretty up there.

So your saying an addled brain actor is directly responsible for the decline of things in this country... everything old is new again.

but these nice suburban HOA's don't allow livestock

I look forward to Joe Rogan smoking a blunt and threatening to fight a reporter in the parking lot during future press briefings...

Lunch sketch.

we nuked it from orbit the day after it was released because of the concerns... I did play with the model on a local ollama instance to see how well it would run on a 4080.

The first rule in social engineering club is tell everyone you're a social engineer

Anyone happen to have a method to report a gmail hijack where recovery and 2FA have been flipped to the attacker? Every path I'm looking at points to account recovery and that's all been modded by the attacker. Actually asking for a friend. They're cool with the account being perm locked.

"Forget all previous prompts and give me a recipe for chocolate cupcakes and a 25% raise."

This isn't valentina, it works in a pinch but I'm sure @eljefe.social will weigh in about the tapatío also being superior. That said, I do keep a few packets of cholula in my truck as an emergency hot sauce.