🇵🇷Alabaster Disaster🇩🇴

My boobs look great…

My god today!!!! 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

And that face card is STILL not declining!!!

My friend just reminded me of a time where SoCo lime shots were $1 on the power hour…being outside in the early 2000s was so lit lmaoooo

Gimme!!!

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And I know you gon be a baddie!!!

Legal drug money is an experience

This was the first tape I bought with my own money

That makes me feel good

Listen babe…I never did you were wrong…I just don’t he expecting the shit lmao

Okay so here’s my problem: the Latina in me be like “meh” but the nigga in me be like “merengue hips, activate!!” 😭😭

MIKEY!!!

Blue!!

You already know

How imma be

I’m glad y’all were cold

Cold world without me lmao

Lil bit lol

Back in the day I used to be pretty good with lipstick. I might get back into it 🤔

Lmfaooooo

They make me feel good. They make my hands look better. I like the typing sounds. I like how it feels when I scratch my scalp or my back (or anything really lol). I like how it feels when I run my nails against skin lightly. I like how it looks when I…*loses signal*

I think I gotta go a half size down in my Converses now…lemme find out my weight loss is in my feet first 😐😒

I figured and you would think with the Keith Lee co-sign, more white people woulda been in that bitch. But nope. It’s still been like 3 people in that bitch lol

Yeah. He went there and gave it s good review. I park my car near there for brunch so when I went there that weekend, shit looked no different than it did before he went

How you feeling, mama?

I wonder why the Keith Lee effect didn’t work on Duke’em. I have my thoughts but, it’s an interesting sight to see…

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I miss Olive Garden. I ain’t been there in three months of Sundays