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This account is dedicated to our brave Mujahideen fighters in South Jersey. Haram Baha'i. Well meaning idiot. Cartoon fan. Blu-ray/DVD Collector. Watch fancier. Posadist. Merciless Martian Dictator. Inshallah. Sealab.neocities.org

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As we haven't won a war since World War II unless you count Grenada I think they should be. That's the thing we don't win Wars. We pretend we have insane military might because we confuse budgets and technology with competence. We're not in the business of winning only causing chaos.

07.03.2026 04:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I actually hate the liberal impulse in left circles to blame everything on race or sex but this is 100% race-based man. Anyone who's remotely good but not white who cares. That being said I don't give a shit about elections but just based on that name I expect him to be better on foreign policy.

07.03.2026 04:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Day 8. Allah'u'Abha!

07.03.2026 03:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ok NOW I figured out how to turn on the central processor which opens up the path to Oberon. Best description I've gotten is it's a giant crystal that fell from the sky. It's something to do with aliens I know that. There's a lot of really good lore and World building in #Atomfall so I'm scared!

07.03.2026 02:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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He’s so awesome @sealab2021.org

07.03.2026 02:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Steam page for a new hentai game called, "I was born in a fantasy world with a cock as long as the name of this game!"

Steam page for a new hentai game called, "I was born in a fantasy world with a cock as long as the name of this game!"

This is real and based on the brazen hilarious title choice alone I might just buy it next week.

07.03.2026 01:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Peak woke ended with the Obama administration and never came back. That doesn't mean that I'm suddenly going to throw gay people under the bus but I have always criticized the way leftists have accepted liberal framing on social issues and ate up corporate pandering in regards to Media products.

14.01.2026 08:48 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
I've been struggling.
I've been struggling. YouTube video by Emily Hopkins

"Instead of a museum of failure, start a gallery of trying.”

06.03.2026 22:43 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sending β€œAre you ok, given the recent event?” to random contacts in my phone.

06.03.2026 22:52 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh tornado watches all over my area but not in my specific county oh good.

06.03.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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@sealab2021.org BRING HAKU TO THE U.S.

06.03.2026 22:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine paying Nintendo $70 for a Dragon Quest builders knock off when you can buy Slay the Spire 2 right now for $24 from a company that doesn't consume childrens lifeforce to maintain its youthful vigor. Couldn't be me.

06.03.2026 22:42 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

❀️

06.03.2026 22:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What's weirdest thing about American
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Every twenty years or so they declassify a file that says, "You're right. We did it. What are you going to do about it?"

What's weirdest thing about American culture? 791 2.0k 2.0k Comments sorted by Best v Leave a comment Formal_Coyote_5004 7h 3.6k votes FaithlessnesOwn 8h Every twenty years or so they declassify a file that says, "You're right. We did it. What are you going to do about it?"

06.03.2026 22:32 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Israel SHOCKED By Iran's Retaliation Against Them | Bad Hasbara Clips
Israel SHOCKED By Iran's Retaliation Against Them | Bad Hasbara Clips YouTube video by BadHasbara

youtu.be/d6hrTlS1CdI?...

06.03.2026 22:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Self-Powered Fishing Lure πŸ”‹πŸŽ£
Self-Powered Fishing Lure πŸ”‹πŸŽ£ YouTube video by CopperFishLure

This is insane.
youtube.com/shorts/UWaiu...

06.03.2026 20:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My god its beautiful!

06.03.2026 20:27 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Bringing back hobo penis fights. I think the Zoomers are ready to RETVRN.

06.03.2026 11:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Chuggee the whole bottle and got some nicotine in it the last second wooooo.

06.03.2026 12:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fast starts in 2 minutes chugging down food punch now

06.03.2026 12:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I love them little Walmart lemon pies and will not apologize for that. I DO NOT NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS!

06.03.2026 12:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Boooo

06.03.2026 11:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

AND YOU'RE NEXT!!!!!!!!!

06.03.2026 09:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Another way that would probably work is cartoons.
Obviously the problem with live action is everyone's much older and it just never feels right.

06.03.2026 11:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

True though there is one way that this can work really well if you have an open mind and that is audio plays. All of the living classic doctors are still going on adventures via audio drama and its great. It works.

06.03.2026 11:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Bringing back hobo penis fights. I think the Zoomers are ready to RETVRN.

06.03.2026 11:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A good chorizo is unconditional love.

06.03.2026 11:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Is there anything better than Mexican chorizo? No.

06.03.2026 11:15 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I always make too much Pico and its always delicious so who cares. EAT IT ALL!

06.03.2026 11:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Never my favorite but Tubi has all six seasons of Codename kids next door now. Check it out!

06.03.2026 11:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0