Colin Bartolome...?

Spring Forward more like Go To Hell

Sometimes when I wake up from a bad dream at like 4 I'll doomscroll for a bit to clutter up my brain with something else so I can fall back asleep. It's...not a great strategy, it turns out.

Weird gender reveal

Beaker from the Muppets looking horrified at Squaredle rejecting meeper

Okay I read more closely and: lol

I have a hard time believing this

I often have a hard time believing real estate agents are fully human

Dreamed that 30 Rock did a song about an Arabic neighborhood in NYC. I don't remember any sung lyrics, but Kenneth added a spoken lyric of, "The girls all say... something...as you happen by" that I thought was pretty in-character.

It's always cute when they call each other Pops and Sonny

I'm 43

My SO went to see Pillion tonight and recommends that movie instead

Best credit: Power Glove Advisor

Riding in a pickup bed all the way back to Utah

Universal was a good sport

"Mayhem in Monte Carlo, starring Zsa Zsa Gabor and Pee-Wee Herman as the romantic leads"

Tobey Maguire alert

My prized Pokémon Championship 2000 press pass

I've been to a video game championship. It was only as loud as this movie is when the trivia question was "which Pokémon is number 25?"

"I am NOT kissing a boy." "A girl, maybe?" "Smartass." Wow that's pretty progressive for this alleged ninety-minute Nintendo commercial lol

That abandoned drive-in has a cleaner screen than the one in my town that's still active

All the good guys have been driving GM vehicles and the bad guys are driving a Dodge 😎

I won't lie to you

Also the buttons did the musical greeting from Close Encounters

He's gonna say the Power Glove line!

I thought the hats said Weeds Landscaping and thought that was a pretty dumb name but it's Woods Landscaping

Title card of The Wizard

Watching movie I haven't seen since its theater run

Well too bad because Summer Glau isn't wearing any

Sometimes even the Extra Hot needs a splash of Sriracha 😋

"With A Little Help From My Friends" - Hozier & Lake Street Dive (LIVE on The Late Show) YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1j1... 🥲

Sending one box of digital hugs