But I've got a confession
My own secret obsession
And it's making me lose control
Well if Troy can tell his secret, then I can tell mine... I bake!
I love to bake strudels, scones, and even an apple pandowdy
Somebody I hope to make a perfect creme brulee!
assassin's creed is like the matrix if it were made by cis people
befriending the crows at work is the closest my poor, trans, mentally ill ass is getting to motherhood
walmart: mmgfff stop unioniznig;;...i'm gonna start bustingg....
mr jones wishes he was someone just a little more cunty
i say modern but the newest game ive played recently is like 7 years old
i play so many games from like 10 years ago or more so sometimes i play a modern game and i'm like "waow prebty grafics" or "waow this sucks"
why do people even buy new games? like its either not going to be playable for a few years or its going to be good for like a month before they mess it up trying to squeeze more money out of you. it's gonna look like shit, run like ass and you cant talk about it online cause its too woke or somethin
i was in the they/them scouts as a kid and we sold texas toast
i though her name was lester
i like the phenomenon of lesbians calling their partner their wife even if they're not married. like a girl i know referred to a girl she hadn't even started dating yet as her wife. i often have to consciously make sure i say "my partner" and not "my wife" when i talk to people to avoid confusion
lesbian poker night
vampire the gatorade bloodlines
something really weird i've noticed is sometimes your friends will tell you very personal/traumatic things even if you haven't done any quests for them or known them a super long time. personally i think that's just bad game design because it doesn't feel earned.
gwen folds five
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pa_1... @vyletpony.com @actualbenfolds.bsky.social
everyone deserves a friend who speaks like a faction leader in fallout new vegas
walmart managers are probably so sad that they can't be overseers on plantations like 200 years ago
racing games are funny because everyone in them has this weird street racing persecution complex as if it's just a harmless thing to go 200mph on the freeway in a populated area. kind of like how some groups of people feel persecuted when you tell them they can't harm their children.
god, transphobes have it so easy with misgendering cause they can literally say in one word that they think you and everyone like you is disgusting and shouldn't exist, that in their ideal society you would be forcefully removed and they can play it off as a mistake and get away with it every time
people with discord nitro somehow cant live without sending their emoji of some little guy in other servers and this is worth spending their money on especially if they're unemployed
star wars fans when you tell them their full name, address, phone number, social security number, date and city of birth, and banking information
this world is plagued with unnecessary sequels. there is nothing new i can do with the clearance isle pumpkin pie that would be meaningful enough to justify the artistic stagnation of prolonging a series for audience approval.
i ran out of clearance isle pumpkin pie posts. that was all of them.
