skitzocollagist✨

lovebombing is just abuse-edging

how can you post hopeful nonsense like this when the the orange buffoon in office is starting a war as we jk jk jk jk jk jk jk jk jk jk jk jk jk

who/what/when/where/why/how are you so wonderful?????? you're making me question everything

so real my liege

bring back enby clairvoyance

wtf were those comments holy moly

I'm about to start lithium so I can overclock my mitochondria

[rhythmic shlicking in the booth] I thought you said to get off the vote

girls have culture. boys have culture. what is nonbinary culture? noun names? queerplatonic situationships? please. let's cook

diamond life
saddest toy
they move through space
with maximum waste
and minimum joy

Youtube thumbnail of a man in a funny hat and facial hair playing a guitar and the title reads "They didn't just play the guitar they esquire it! set preparation"-- esquire is an old guitar model

I want to curl up inside my partner's heart and listen to their blood roar in my ears

it was an initial consult so no it was free

small child picking up a book in this library then exclaiming: FANTASY LESBIAN ROMANCE CAFE NOVEL!?!?

I have a meeting with a second therapist today so I'm okay

nonbinary therapists will dump you like your last situationship. choose the mommy therapist

nonbinary therapiss told me we're not a good fit and to try other options which is like several jokes rolled into one

post your reasons to live below

is that a weed cigarette...

this is what topiramate is like

scientists are saying human society is getting dangerously close to podcast critical mass

zillennials are old enough to remember 9/11, young enough to have lost classtime to the pandemic, but the absolute perfect age to do a podcast

a post so bad it inflicts kidney stones

my side hustle? my rise n' grindset? my strat? heh. I stay hopeful for a better tomorrow

anyone else have Oprah fantasies where you go on a talk show and talk about your struggles and everyone applauds your previously unacknowledged resilience

Alan Turing got chemically castrated but he also got played by Benedict Cumberbatch which is arguably worse

the human brain is a highly advanced machine built to loop 10 seconds of a random song

"if you could travel back in time would you kill baby Hitler?" ok weaksauce if you could travel back in time would you give Macauley Culkin a bomb?

enby who emerged from primordial soup

come ooooon dog I'm only gonna kill you a little bit stop being such a pussy