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spaghetti doctor. could be made into a monster if we all pull together as a team he / him / tema

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I knew it was a terrible idea to permit patenting of "business methods" but I never thought it would reach this point

06.03.2026 22:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

alternatively: Gritty

06.03.2026 15:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Greta Thunberg?

06.03.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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As far as concessions go, β€œthe people for whom I am advocating are objectively unable to do the jobs I want them to have, and also have a nasty history of disqualifying themselves with their own rank bigotry” is an incredible thing to have to write

06.03.2026 15:07 πŸ‘ 176 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

lmao that feels plausible now you mention it

06.03.2026 14:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

also (in the alt text) an unfair insult to Birkenstocks

06.03.2026 14:54 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm somewhat curious whether that's HIS patio

like did he make the filmmakers come to his house because he couldn't be bothered to leave home to shoot that dogshit movie

06.03.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

how about malΓΆrt infused thin mints

06.03.2026 14:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I need to go investigate some coffee if you know what I mean

06.03.2026 13:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

CSPAN
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@SpeakerJohnson after House blocked War Powers Resolution: "We're not at war, we have no intention at being at war. The president and the Department of Defense have made it very clear, this is a limited operation."

CSPAN @cspan . @SpeakerJohnson after House blocked War Powers Resolution: "We're not at war, we have no intention at being at war. The president and the Department of Defense have made it very clear, this is a limited operation."

Darkly funny he had enough self-awareness to revert to "Department of Defense" here.

06.03.2026 09:01 πŸ‘ 1407 πŸ” 253 πŸ’¬ 67 πŸ“Œ 26

having it both ways is their entire deal

06.03.2026 13:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Batman's about to kiss that cop, right?

22.04.2024 15:19 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

you just know that in his head he sounds all badass like Dolph Lundgren in ROCKY IV

06.03.2026 02:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm going to keep tapping the sign

06.03.2026 02:09 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

millist und ta nΓ€eb, ma mΓ΅tlen kui mu kass magades tΓ΅mbleb

06.03.2026 02:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Commie Drives A Nova
Commie Drives A Nova YouTube video by Ike Reilly - Topic

"Salesmen and Racists" is a strong album all around, but this song in particular is absurdly fun

06.03.2026 01:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 00:51 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

listen ken, the steady drip of epstein stuff is necessary to distract people from the other monstrosities that were cooked up to distract people from the steady drip of epstein stuff

it's poetic in a way

06.03.2026 00:45 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

he clearly recorded all of his lines in one afternoon and I love that for him

05.03.2026 23:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

a story in 2 acts:

I. "I know, I'll read a Jasper Fforde novel to distract myself from The Horrors. This one has anthropomorphic rabbits, should be fun!"

II. "What do you mean this book is about an explicitly apartheid society where the anthropomorphic rabbits are a permanent underclass? 😭😭"

05.03.2026 23:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

difficult choices were made, and no doubt forgetfulness played a part too, but here is a my 9 games dot com report (in no particular order)

interestingly I have played Papers, Please roughly 1% as long as any other game pictured, and I don't plan on playing it again, but it's seared into my mind

05.03.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

they played "Creep" when I saw them, and prefaced it with something along the lines of "actually we like this song again"

05.03.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I am among the biggest Radiohead fans I know, and to my knowledge I have never heard a Tool song

nothing in particular against them (people I trust say good things!), I just haven't gotten around to it yet

see also:

05.03.2026 18:31 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

also: still in the running for worst band name of all time

05.03.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Live doesn't map cleanly onto any of those

05.03.2026 18:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I remember one of those hearings, it made me so goddamn angry at Kennedy because it's proof that he could have torpedoed the nomination of any unqualified hack, but he simply chooses not to

05.03.2026 15:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

next stop, straight to the appellate bench without ever having so much as filing a motion in a trial

05.03.2026 15:27 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I use it for unit conversions and dimensional analysis now and then; I really truly appreciate the way it explicitly states up front what assumptions it makes in parsing your input

05.03.2026 15:14 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

it hasn't worked a single time this millennium, but to do otherwise would be unseemly I guess

05.03.2026 14:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

or maybe antlers would be a better analogy?

05.03.2026 14:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0