Ben Briggs

shot and chaser: complacency and resentment

and a pitcher of learned helplessness

pukey*** 🤮😂😂

i was afraid it was gonna look pokey but it's actually cute as fuk

We're about to blow up and very deliberately remember that we know everybody tbh

God, legacy celebrities are all so fucking stupid it's almost impressive

normalize staring off into the middle distance with nothing to say instead of looking at evil rectangle

please don't give up!!!! i haven't cleaned my mirror yet 😇

every single time I watch cartoon network in a hotel room I am inevitably flashbanged by how much weirder Regular Ass TV Commercials have gotten since the last time I was in a hotel room

everything is nerdcore

If you're in the market for retro games and you'd like to help me make ends meet, here's my eBay shop: www.ebay.com/usr/briggade...

I've been adding 5-10 games a day and there's a lot of good stuff all at a bit under market value (generally)

Ships out via USPS usually the next day! (US only sorry)

@redd500.bsky.social

The Pikachu 1996 Style Plush and Keychain have been confirmed to be coming to the online Pokémon Center ⚡️

the one time i knew something you didn't lol

i don't know who needs to hear this, but it gets better

and uncheck the "Copy used samples to the project folder" option in FL Studio, holy fuck

WHOA

i am being targeted (positive)

just made a youtube short. i feel dirty

fuck off

oooooh what if we normalized buying digital music for each other ooooh what if we normalized sharing bandcamp wishlists ooooh

diddy kong racing MIND BLOWN

🟢 LIVE: Diddy (no relation) Kong Racing with my little brother @redd500.bsky.social

100% all Retro Achievements 👀

twitch.tv/benbriggslive

diddy kong racing MIND BLOWN

🟢 LIVE: Diddy (no relation) Kong Racing with my little brother @redd500.bsky.social

100% all Retro Achievements 👀

twitch.tv/benbriggslive

One Battle After Another is racist Liberalslop btw

Trans people at large cannot access a passport in the US right now. Trans people in Kansas cannot legally drive, vote, or file paperwork for employment right now. Federal prisons are funneling trans prisoners into forced conversion therapy. Trans youth cannot access care. It’s time to make noise. 🏳️‍⚧️

Trans rights are in the political spotlight and being attacked more than ever before in an effort spearheaded by our current administration. Join us and fight back against the cruel bills currently rocketing through our legislature. ⚧️

the other day I unironically said the words "if I could buy milk in bulk, I would" and I'm pretty sure that's an instant 24 hour suspension from the cookout lobby

reselling retro games on Ebay is the first ever "side hustle" that doesn't make me want to die

they can't kill us all

how to solve the generative AI problem:

Step 1: burn it all down

Step 2: in our new utopia, negotiate a way to bring back funny AI songs like when kanye west sound like spongbob

I'm not gonna say Being Prepared To Literally Fucking Die At Any Moment is the only way to transmute fear into courage, but if you can manage it it does work!

put another way: marginalized folks do not have any choice but to be courageous; their very existence is courage incarnate. You can too

like maybe this sounds crazy but once i realized that literally any one of us can be picked off by these fascist losers it made things a lot clearer and honestly easier to navigate

like fuck it i know I'm gonna stay and fight so we actually Ball So Hard for that