cassie 🍓

i don’t think it’s appropriate that old people are my age

new research in neuroplasticity reveals that being a happy person can make you happy

couples who have never met sleep 50% better and argue 90% less, new studies show

ugh such a good idea maybe the colourful fonts would help their limited reading comprehension skills 😭

questioning my decision to print and mail a letter to the CRA in all caps. do you think that will inspire them to give me back my money or

How I Get Myself To Write When It’s The Luteal Phase In one of Brandon Sanderson’s YouTube lectures, a female student asks him how he motivates himself to write when life is hard and she has so many Feelings™ ? He answers—I shit you not—he just…doesn’t ...

if anyone else today is drunk on progesterone but needs to write 😇

When I was a kid, my grandpa caught me out back smoking a brisket, so he made me cater an entire wedding

always get my period on the first of the month bc my uterus knows we don’t have enough money for a baby after rent

i cancelled her insurance after all the clownery that went on but that’s bc i luckily can afford her care out of pocket she is a literal cat.

WHAT ABOUT HUMANS

i’m about to die of frustration just playing phone tag with them but yes also real death 😭😭😭

i’m so stressed out dealing with my cat’s medical insurance company what do you mean americans have to do this for humans?????????????? OR ELSE THEY DIE???????????

If everybody on bluesky chipped in one dollar, we wouldn't be able to do that much. It's gonna have to be ten dollars to make a real difference.

people who refer to pets as “it” never like it when i say it about their babies

hi have other writers gone insane today say aye

i can’t explain it but book of mormon is a christmas musical

for a small fee i’ll facetime you tomorrow in front of your entire family and break up with you so they feel bad and let you have both turkey legs.

omg same 😭

she’s a witch! 💕

it’s not so bad having coworkers

terrified to send out my writing now and be accused of AI slop i’m literally just basic and i didn’t work on it too hard ok

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Feeling seen (being left on read)

how come anti-vaxxer on facebook have so much energy they never seem depressed maybe they’re onto something

omg 🙊

can tell i’m more balanced as a runner now bc both my knees are equally injured

we’ve returned safe and sound (no casualties)

thank you!!! 💕 it is a palatial cat carrier, fit for a queen

baby penny all ready to emotionally devastate yet another veterinarian in the city of toronto tomorrow morning 💕✨

does playing disco elysium count towards my goodreads goal

have decided to keep my crush on the emotionally unavailable loser as a strategic preventative measure against new emotionally unavailable losers entering my life buy my masterclass for $29.99