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The text on the screen identifies it as “Whinston, D.C.” and the chiron clarifies “secret service struggling to catch doy occhohont swngz.”

This event never occurred.

Hey so the guys who believe they've just kicked off the Biblical War of Armageddon are giving speeches rallying Christendom against "misguided religions," this is bad, right?

Hey so the guy who believes he's just kicked off the Biblical War of Armageddon has started rallying Christendom, this is bad right?

Here's the pitch: Two world leaders who got elected to stay out of prison. They're reaching the end of their terms and their lives. They both have nukes and nothing to lose.

Love the implications that Abu Ghraib was woke and didn't go far enough

You just made me realize how strange and probably insulting it would be to do the Homer's Phobia episode episode today, but as a product of the time it was progressive and I'm glad they did it (even if maybe they wrote the episode around that title as an excuse to use it).

Both of you need to get outta me country

I legitimately don't think you even have to be antisemitic or primarily antisemitic to have beliefs in common with Nazis. You can slot any ethnicity in there. I don't think that Trump hates Jews, and Stephen Miller is Jewish himself, but boy are there ever Themes In Common

These kinds of lore-building early plans for the show were discarded in favor of a format that it never develops lore, and this is often lampshaded by the characters. Only in rare, gimmicky jokes will anyone mention something that happened in a previous episode. It's how it's lasted 37 years.

Another intended twist was that Krusty was secretly Homer and nobody could tell even though it was just Homer with a red nose and wig. This was thrown out and the fact that they look identical was never addressed until season six, the clown college episode.

It's a fact that sounds like bullshit, but Marge's electrocution sprite looks like this because, in the show, Marge was originally a humanoid rabbit in disguise. That's the canonical reason for her hairstyle. It was an intended twist they never wound up using on the show, thankfully.

When you bank on X, you bank with Hitler

Something I did on the internet was once taken very badly out of context and was denounced by politicians and the only reason I didn't get in very serious trouble is internet anonymity and that the story was quickly smothered and defused by bigger news.

I want to give the reporter credit for continually pushing him and steering him back to the specific question being asked. Too often they just let it go after one deflection. This draws attention to the fact that he is categorically refusing to answer that question.

I remember when people thought he was good the dress sense was part of the appeal, but now we know he's not really making any kind of point, he's just a slovenly asshole

That's got the same tagline as the Belushi movie!

I just went down this weird Mandela Effect pipeline where I would swear on my grandmother's grave that it was actually Tom Hanks in that movie, so I had to look it up and apparently I was confusing it with another movie with the same plot that came out the same year called Turner and Hooch?

With the chaos in and around Iran, it's easy to miss the scouring of Lebanon that appears to be following the Gaza playbook

It is Wednesday, my dudes

So Musk will only take down AI generated CSAM if it's in a war zone, got it

The hills are alive with the sound of moreover, ICE must be destroyed

Khamenei 2: Electric Ayatollah

We begin with a thought experiment

Since this administration is dedicated to naming everything after mid-2000s meme cringe, surely a more appropriate name for this would have been Operation Leeroy Jenkins

Cool

Real talk, he is kind of freakish, and none of the other Trumps are particularly tall, which makes me wonder if there were any excessively tall men in Melania's social circle 19 years ago. I can have one conspiracy theory, right, for a treat.

If America invokes the draft over Iran, Barron's getting a swift bone spurs diagnosis

Haha nailed it