JMS

That one dude who didn't do jackshit in the group project congratulating everyone for the A

Hell no!! She paid for me for 18 years, she doesn't have to do any more

I'd rather just elope but my mother would kill me 🤐

Courthouse wedding, small vacation, and a fat home down payment 👬🐶🏡

Hilary Duff got my Spotify algorithm all fucked up

peter griffin from family guy is sitting at a desk with a computer and a mouse ALT: peter griffin from family guy is sitting at a desk with a computer and a mouse

Every time I think about going the extra mile I remind myself to "work your wage"

Screenshot from article: I have never understood how Collins has managed to cultivate a reputation as a moderate. Whenever I hear her described as such, I think of Martin Luther King Jr.’s famous letter from a Birmingham Jail, in which he admitted to having been “gravely disappointed with the white moderate.” As he explained, “Shallow understanding from people of good will is more frustrating than absolute misunderstanding from people of ill will.”

We all knew she would do this, but this article introduced me to a new based MLK quote.
www.democracydocket.com/opinion/susa...

Post-PTO brain is struggling to remember where you left projects while simultaneously planning your next vacation

It was a Valentine's Day message but there was no love

I have found my new favorite animal

Good morning! 🫡

Rich people (and I cannot stress this enough) are stupid af

I'm not entertaining any of the MAGA-meltdowns, full stop. I don't want to see it. Just scrolling right past the screenshots and media headlines. I do not care.

I'm choosing to be uplifted by tonight's incredible performance instead of getting dragged down by the fake outrage. 😎🤘

BENITO Y GAGA

Oh no, Tumblr's down, whatever will happen to all the posts I made as a teenager and haven't looked at since 2013

Have you cranked it for our lord and savior today?

I am this 🤏 close to redownloading Pokémon GO

New J Cole? Damn, happy Friday

50 days until Opening Day ⚾️❤️‍🔥

Oh and the new Epstein files dropped, who could forget

Don Lemon arrested, Catherine O'Hara dead, Luigi spared the death penalty, and Trump shits himself on live TV? What a Friday

On a media blackout until I watch the latest episode of Traitors tonight 🙈

Fell asleep before 11 last night. Feel like I deserve some kind of "do over". 😒

General strike now ✊

If anyone is shocked about what's happening in VE I'd encourage you to crack a textbook and educate yourself about the long history of US destabilization in Latin America. "Liberation" has always meant "we're taking your oil and bombing your people"

By acting with impunity, the U.S. signals that power, not law or morality, decides the fate of nations.

This reckless precedent doesn’t just target Venezuela, it implicitly hands Ukraine to Putin and Taiwan to China.

It’s a dangerous lesson and the consequences will be felt beyond this moment.

Removing a dictator does not justify the unconstitutional invasion of Venezuela.

This isn't about liberation. This is about destabilizing a sovereign nation, taking its resources, and creating a distraction for a lawless, unhinged, ratfuck egomaniac.

Fuck Trump. Fuck his enablers. Fuck his voters.

Let this remind everyone that Latin American countries do not have true sovereignty as long as the Monroe Doctrine guides US foreign policy

I need you to change that. That show has compelling villains and the animation is stunning, and really does well expanding the world building of ATLA. It does get a lot of deserved hate though.