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Artist, writer, anarchist, occultist, general weirdo. Everything I need to know about life I learned by killing smart people and eating their brains. (he/him)

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This is the thing about bathroom bans targeting trans people - assault is already a crime! Indecent exposure is already a crime! And laws that protect trans people don't suddenly make them legal

06.03.2026 20:01 πŸ‘ 1921 πŸ” 404 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 4

Best of fortunes to you!

07.03.2026 06:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Pretty difficult to refute a single thing in this perfect assessment of where the f**k we are, from @iandunt.bsky.social:

06.03.2026 08:57 πŸ‘ 17202 πŸ” 5370 πŸ’¬ 452 πŸ“Œ 323
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Coffee, straight out of my nose.

06.03.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 10876 πŸ” 2006 πŸ’¬ 296 πŸ“Œ 188

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26

NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%

06.03.2026 19:09 πŸ‘ 13367 πŸ” 2879 πŸ’¬ 319 πŸ“Œ 183

The thing that about child safety online is that it is going in the exact wrong direction.

As a kid I had it drilled into me that I was never to disclose my real name, location, age or other identifiable information so that people couldn't groom me.

But that's hard on marketers, so.

09.02.2026 10:19 πŸ‘ 604 πŸ” 243 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 3

The latest polls shows that less than 40% of people are convinced that ICE should exist at all.

The disparity between the number of politicians calling to abolish ICE and the proportion of the population that is clamoring to illustrates the fundamentally reactionary character of all politicians.

06.03.2026 20:00 πŸ‘ 110 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no, I can't believe all those slurs forced themselves into that defenseless group chat!

06.03.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 2521 πŸ” 405 πŸ’¬ 66 πŸ“Œ 7

Incredibly angry about this every day.

The people who pick on trans kids are not only disgusting freaks who want to inspect children's genitals, they're also miserable bullies who break the rules of decency laid down by every measurement of morality.

06.03.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 387 πŸ” 105 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa)

BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history.
REGINALD: Wow! What's it do?

BEARTATO: It... what?
REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do?

(Beartato thinks.)

BEARTATO: I don't know.

REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do?

EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this!

(The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet)
MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk!

(Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

06.03.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 6587 πŸ” 1483 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 13

Oh fuck, dude. I am so fucking sorry.

06.03.2026 21:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Capitalism doesn't invest in producing new kinds of things any more. It buys up existing things and either strips them for parts to sell as scrap or enshittifies them with paywalls and bricks them if you don't pay a subscription.

06.03.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Mother put her hands over her face and completely disappeared. This degenerate nihilistic storytelling is killing our culture. Oh! But wait! Mother has returned! This redemptive hopeful storytelling is leading us to utopia!

06.03.2026 18:50 πŸ‘ 416 πŸ” 98 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

"Some blame Russia for the US downfall, some blame Israel, but it was always both β€” along with American collaborators and assorted global operatives"

Since 2016, I've read pretty much everything Sarah Kendzior has written, and so should you.

06.03.2026 18:16 πŸ‘ 119 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2

me explaining my job to an alien: well see i make aesthetically pleasing shapes

alien: so humans find aesthetic pleasure valuable

me: yes, though sometimes it's intellectually stimulating as well

alien: interesting, and you're respected and compensated for this?

me: hahaha oh no

06.03.2026 17:19 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Politicians crying that they're just "protecting the children" while doing the exact opposite is nothing new, but if this becomes law it could effectively end the careers of some of you favorite queer creators (including mine!)

06.03.2026 19:20 πŸ‘ 726 πŸ” 538 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

If Dolly were to give a press conference and announce she has a surprise, and then tear off her human skin to reveal herself as Trogdora the Burninator, about half of Bluesky (Yr Hmbl Crrspd't included) would immediately swear fealty to her and join whatever crusade she was leading.

06.03.2026 20:13 πŸ‘ 575 πŸ” 93 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 9
Hieroglyphics with translation texts below them that reads

I made my body evolve through my own effectiveness.

I am the one who made me. I built myself as I wished, according to my heart.

Hieroglyphics with translation texts below them that reads I made my body evolve through my own effectiveness. I am the one who made me. I built myself as I wished, according to my heart.

Just reminded myself how hard the ending of Coffin Text Spell 714 goes

07.03.2025 10:06 πŸ‘ 6344 πŸ” 2379 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 100

You better wake the fuck up now. If we don't make their lives ABSOLUTELY FUCKING MISERABLE, we're going be the ones who get shafted. And HARD.

You best believe that everything about the Internet we know is going to die and everything we know and love with it.

I've made my calls today. You need to.

06.03.2026 04:42 πŸ‘ 2503 πŸ” 2705 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 11

I find your ideas intriguing and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

06.03.2026 02:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Building a new Flash I don't know where to start with this but yeah I'm making flash if flash was built in 2026. I'm making it compatible with Linux,Mac, and PC. If you'd like to support this project I've started a patreo...

Spread the word, an ACTUAL replacement for Flash is on the horizon! Go support this project NOW!!!!!!!!

bill.newgrounds.com/news/post/16...

04.03.2026 16:02 πŸ‘ 2449 πŸ” 1293 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 73

β€œThe smart one”, being, in this case, kind of a relative term.

04.03.2026 09:32 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You know, if these dull-witted tools weren’t in charge of a nuclear arsenal and the entire US military, this kinda shit would be mildly amusing, in a β€œsad bitches gonna sad bitch” kinda way.
But they are, and I’m having trouble laughing.

04.03.2026 09:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think about this take more often than I'd like to.

04.03.2026 02:39 πŸ‘ 5166 πŸ” 1178 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 8
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Tech: Guthrie readies kids’ package for markup House Energy and Commerce Committee Chair Brett Guthrie will introduce a legislative package that combines a dozen bills aimed at protecting kids online.

A collection of bills are heading to the House for markup this thursday

Demand your representatives
-oppose KOSA
-oppose the App Store Accountability Act
-oppose The SCREEN Act
-oppose section 230 reform/sunsetting
-oppose/repeal online age verification and ID laws

punchbowl.news/article/tech...

03.03.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 1700 πŸ” 1936 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 59
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Bad Internet Bills All of the bad internet bills. One website.

Use the links below to get in contact with your reps. Prioritize house reps for the markup but contact senators as well!

www.congress.gov/members/find...

www.badinternetbills.com

03.03.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 384 πŸ” 431 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 6

1- not as far as I know, but it wouldn’t surprise me. At a certain point the mask has been on so long it becomes your face.
2- #2. Handles a bit wider than optimal, but the tine length and uniformity is what I like.

03.03.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Hailey Piper holding up the new edition of her book No Gods for Drowning, cover art by Anna Chiara Stagi

Hailey Piper holding up the new edition of her book No Gods for Drowning, cover art by Anna Chiara Stagi

My baby is back in print today πŸ₯°

A woman trying to save her city has to slit a few throats to do it in this noir-inspired dark fantasy world, a story I wanted to tell that was the reason I became a writer.

NO GODS FOR DROWNING, out now from Bad Hand Books πŸ”ͺ🌊

www.barnesandnoble.com/w/no-gods-fo...

03.03.2026 15:21 πŸ‘ 1023 πŸ” 135 πŸ’¬ 55 πŸ“Œ 19
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Dinosaur Comics! The story actually begins in 1770, with one Richard Trevithick, engineer, being visited by a stranger swaddled in rags to obscure his face and the precise dimensions of his body. Plans for a steam-po...
03.03.2026 05:41 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

The hole in the ozone layer was actually very serious and a global effort allowed it to recover. Y2K WAS actually a serious problem and people worked countless hours to make sure nobody even noticed. Air and water pollution was catastrophic in many places and incredible effort reversed that damage.

03.03.2026 05:31 πŸ‘ 1385 πŸ” 503 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 11