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SAM ALTMAN: "We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter."
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3:36 AM • 3/12/26 • 1.7M Views
Upside down, by the ankles, and then treat him like a piñata.
12.03.2026 15:03
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Hey, speaking of small worlds, my beloved wife informs me that you make her favorite soaps! So, y’know , thanks!
12.03.2026 21:06
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The medical community - unless there is organised pushback by them against this and the abolition of reproductive care - is consenting to the legal abolition of any arbitrary medical field by bigots and fascists under colour of law
11.03.2026 21:53
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Damn, and I thought the guy who bought a pack of cigarettes with 10 mint-grade silver dollar coins was unclear on the concept! (Yeah, ACTUAL silver dollar coins. You bet your ASS I bought those outta the drawer at face value.)
12.03.2026 01:08
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Make yourselves heard. 🧡
11.03.2026 23:11
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Oh yeah, that’s one of the killer ones.
“Longer than you think, dad!”
11.03.2026 09:10
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Please look to this post they made to figure out how to help and be proactive.
If you're going "this is too long to read." Cool, if you got more important things in your life going on then take care of those first obv.
But if you're doomscrolling and saying that, I don't have nice things to say.
11.03.2026 04:26
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An entire generation has been convinced online that Kobe Bryant was “found innocent,” and I cannot express how much that did not happen.
His victim stopped cooperating with prosecutors because she was getting so much harassment, and he begged her to settle.
11.03.2026 04:18
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I hate how absolutely fucking predictable this was
11.03.2026 03:41
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this is also my ongoing frustration. you can not run for office on "democracy is under threat" and then lose and go "oh well, nice game everyone"
they put us in a constant state of hypervigilance & terror begging for our last $5 to save the country and then they do the joint softball game.
10.03.2026 23:37
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Well, MY new startup uses AI to simulate weather and then provides you with the weather in your area.
No need for complicated satellite data! Look at how much money we can save!
11.03.2026 02:29
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I'm gonna say this once
If I see anyone after today say or repost something like "why should I care about these changes, I don't like "degenerate" art.
You gotta kill the fascist that lives in your head because guess what. The sword is closer to your head than you realize
11.03.2026 02:23
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I feel like you can trace every seed of our current evil back to Ronald Reagan
08.03.2026 15:19
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Ooooh, ouch, jeez. The number of times I’ve wracked myself up, forgetting I’m no longer the spry monkey of my ill-spent youth, I can deffo empathize!
11.03.2026 05:28
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Like the constant Trolley Problem chatter feels linked to the over-eagerness of the Yglesiases and Newsoms of the world to find vulnerable people to sacrifice for the greater good. Like it's a way to make HURTING people somehow seem VIRTUOUS.
No thanks!
11.03.2026 04:49
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Increasingly of the opinion that the correct answer to the Trolley Problem is "fuck you, why are you so fixated on finding reasons to justify killing people?"
11.03.2026 04:46
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US watching a movie where a vigilante’s entire family is wiped out: “Oh yeah, time for fucking vengeance, this dude will never stop. Get them!”
US watching Iran pick a Supreme Leader who just had his entire family wiped out: “This guy is plainly going to be reasonable and fold.”
11.03.2026 02:11
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Excellent explainer 🧵!!! And I'm very grateful I didn't have to do it at this late hour as I'm getting ready to rack out. But do give it a read.
11.03.2026 04:48
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who could have predicted that members of a regime you have publicly promised to end both as a political body and as a collection of individual lives might proceed as though you said that
10.03.2026 23:53
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The most divorced men in history
The resentment of women that undergirds so much recklessness.
Taking a break today from posting about concentration-camp matters for the newsletter, I wrote instead about a sociological study that might shed light on the Trump administration's reckless violence and the loyalty of his most diehard supporters.
10.03.2026 23:53
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Assuming the world survives this bullshit, the spy flicks about this regime are gonna be SO GODDAM SURREAL, y’all.
(this one’s a good one, check it out if you got a minute)
10.03.2026 22:20
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This is fucking brilliant, btw, y’all should deffo grab it!
10.03.2026 22:00
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Please help me share the post below. I don’t have a huge following, but this nomination is a bit under the radar and deserves more attention. His committee vote is this Thursday.
10.03.2026 19:34
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10.03.2026 21:09
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Remember this prehistoric dildo/porn illustration that you guys all went nuts over a couple weeks ago? It was written by @funkittoys.bsky.social, the same @funkittoys.bsky.social who is having a $69.69 dildo sale today to celebrate his birthday on this, the 69th day of the year!
10.03.2026 20:48
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worth remembering, David Lynch directed “fix your hearts or die” specifically at transphobes. it wasn’t a generic “no mean people allowed” statement, it was said by his Twin Peaks character in defense of a trans woman he cared for and deeply respected.
10.03.2026 15:40
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What's a movie you genuinely enjoy that's known for being bad?
Hudson Hawk. It's loud and dumb in 90s blockbuster style but it's also overstuffed with legitimately fun ideas. There are multiple heist scenes that are also musical numbers.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6WX...
10.03.2026 12:53
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I don’t think Trump and his people are capable of engineering “distractions,” I think the mind-numbing chaos we see every day is straightforwardly the result of giving the dumbest, cruelest, most corrupt, most selfish people of a generation near-unmitigated power
09.03.2026 13:48
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Also like ik people dislike Bluesky now ig but @leaflet.pub as a connects to your Bluesky and has a built in RSS reader that's how I publish my blog.
torrent-empress.leaflet.pub
I also just fully put it into my website as an iframe
Deadass just one line of code.
08.03.2026 20:00
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