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Bucephalus Jackal

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It's me! The writer dog you probably know from other places like FA or twitter. I'm also here! Probably.

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Yeah like, the TOS of payment processors are basically laws now? Like, if you can’t pay for it you can’t get it. Hell that’s MORE effective than a lot of laws.

12.03.2026 00:57 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yeah that’s what is so insane about this happening specifically now. It’s like, “yeah we gotta crack down on all these regular working-class sex crimes that are definitely real!” While the Billionaire Pedophile Island Playplace goes unexamined.

11.03.2026 18:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not exactly the angle I expected for a “Jesus forces himself into you” fic but I’ll hear it out.

11.03.2026 18:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I mean the big dust-up with Anthropic recently was over their refusal to make a robot that would fire weapons without human authorization.

11.03.2026 18:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

While I'm driving there:
"Where you at? Get in here! We 👏 need 👏 to 👏 start 👏immediately 👏"
After I arrive:
"Sit the fuck down! Your work order isn't approved. You 👏 need 👏 to 👏 wait 👏for 👏 two 👏hours 👏"

11.03.2026 15:45 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I mean to stay with your gambling comparison, you have just invented casino chips. But yeah like, that idea has been floating around for awhile, that we just need an explicitly furry or horny payment processor, but I'm sure there's a century of red tape that keeps such a thing from existing.

11.03.2026 04:17 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Forever hamstrung by its failure to ever be used as... y'know, currency.

11.03.2026 03:50 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

And then yeah, this whole space is an exercise in muddying the difference between what is RP and what is "real", or even just obviating the difference between those two when the lived experience of the subject is the part that matters anyways.

11.03.2026 03:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There's also the wide breadth of what's possible for any given subject. Some people need to construct elaborate safety mechanisms because they're SO susceptible to a certain effect that they have to shore up against it, meanwhile I desperately want that effect to happen but it simply doesn't.

11.03.2026 03:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I mean it comes down to a boring "that's hard to believe." And realizing that faith is something that you either have or don't I guess? If I could believe, then I would, if that makes any sense. If I doubt and want proof, then it is because He made me do so, yeah? Well and there's also this:

10.03.2026 02:58 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Psychic Pizza is guaranteed to be there even if you didn't know you wanted it.

10.03.2026 02:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You are constantly out there being so unabashedly yourself. It's such a powerful thing to be so vulnerable and exposed, and have so many others like what they see.

10.03.2026 02:48 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sounds like you got the answer you needed either way tbh I don't see the problem.

10.03.2026 02:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

New Guy: Yeah I understand what your boss said about you now.
Me: Oh?
NG: Yeah he said if you ask Beau a technical question you will either get exactly the information you need instantly or you'll get "skill issue, have you tried not fucking it up?"
Me: People should TRY that before they talk to me!

10.03.2026 02:46 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Good setup I rate it a 7/9

09.03.2026 23:05 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

People keep saying that four casters is the ideal party comp but I find that if you have two casters and two fixed wheels it gives you better steering and stability.

09.03.2026 21:33 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

How have we done nothing but make missiles for like three decades and then we ran out of them in like 6 hours of war?

08.03.2026 00:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

There's a skill to it! Like, the meme exists that any two bros can start a podcast because recording equipment is easy to get, but of course people clown on it because in NO way are any two random bros actually fun to listen to hahah.

08.03.2026 00:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

char-cute-erie~

08.03.2026 00:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah that's what I was gonna say, there were '25 and 26 Dashcons and I've barely heard about them so they can't have been totally insane disasters this time.

08.03.2026 00:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It is a unique challenge of the space for sure. Like, you're definitely in control of your experience as a sub, and there's a degree of security in that. But it's surprising the degree to which you can carelessly or because-its-hot your way into unfortunate things.

07.03.2026 05:53 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🤔🤔🤔

07.03.2026 05:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you ever need any structure to be stronger, just cum on it. Then it's load bearing.

07.03.2026 00:24 👍 149 🔁 31 💬 16 📌 3

So it was literally a skill issue

06.03.2026 07:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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04.09.2025 16:30 👍 532 🔁 174 💬 1 📌 2

I found the multiplayer mod for the original STS to be pretty fun. Just had to be sure that I found someone on my level to play with. And that's not to say that I'm GOOD hahah. So many of my friends are WAY sweatier than me about this game and they can't stand my haphazard play style.

06.03.2026 05:52 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Always fun seeing Talen changing their dronotype

06.03.2026 05:40 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They keep up a very foes-with-benefits dynamic throughout. When you get further in I can show you the station's polycule chart.

06.03.2026 05:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This captures so well the strange dissonance of living in America. All over the place there are toys and gadgets and fun little treats, all of which are cheap and readily available. Meanwhile all the necessities of life are ruinously expensive.

06.03.2026 04:50 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It looks like 90s SMS text speak combined with having never used a keyboard in your life. So yeah if that's what they're working with I can see why billionaires are so desperate for a technology that can write emails for them.

06.03.2026 04:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0