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Bucephalus Jackal

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It's me! The writer dog you probably know from other places like FA or twitter. I'm also here! Probably.

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I suppose I did make a leap of "that bill we're all familiar with" because I saw it all over my TL. Yeah, I don't agree with the idea that disenfranchising rightwing wackos is bad, what I'm pointing out is that we're throwing our "protect artists" support behind the "stop debanking wackos" bill.

13.03.2026 03:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The specific bill that's being passed around to drum up grassroots support for it is in response to the debanking of right wing organizations. The disenfranchisement of adult creators is an extremely real thing that needs to be fought, but that's not what the bill is about.

13.03.2026 03:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is hilarious.

Also, completely enraging.

11.03.2026 01:56 πŸ‘ 9351 πŸ” 4289 πŸ’¬ 136 πŸ“Œ 213

We're CONSTANTLY saying what our beliefs actually are. Any ignorance is deliberate at this point. It's the *conservatives* that have one set of beliefs they actually hold and one set of beliefs that they SAY they hold.

13.03.2026 03:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can't relate. My flavor of brain is such that I'm constantly gut-punched by how much MORE perceptive everyone else is than me. God, what else about me is obvious to others? What else do they know about me that *I* don't know about me?

13.03.2026 03:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Really can't have shit these days. The 'banking freedom' legislation is actually about THIS. They don't care that porn or freedom of expression is being infringed.

13.03.2026 03:28 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Never would've guessed that chromatic aberration would be a super power

13.03.2026 03:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We love normal bus rides where nothing remarkable is happening

13.03.2026 03:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Does that mean we can only eat their organs? Usually flesh transplants aren't a thing."
"Is eating them a flesh transplant?"
"Shit it kind of is..."

13.03.2026 03:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ok but werewolf TF triggered by watches and pendants goes SO hard and I want it now

13.03.2026 03:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you get your pickpocketing high enough you can steal the them off of them and they won't even notice.

13.03.2026 02:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Damn there's gonna be a lotta brainwashed swordoggos

13.03.2026 02:49 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah like, the TOS of payment processors are basically laws now? Like, if you can’t pay for it you can’t get it. Hell that’s MORE effective than a lot of laws.

12.03.2026 00:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah that’s what is so insane about this happening specifically now. It’s like, β€œyeah we gotta crack down on all these regular working-class sex crimes that are definitely real!” While the Billionaire Pedophile Island Playplace goes unexamined.

11.03.2026 18:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not exactly the angle I expected for a β€œJesus forces himself into you” fic but I’ll hear it out.

11.03.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean the big dust-up with Anthropic recently was over their refusal to make a robot that would fire weapons without human authorization.

11.03.2026 18:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

While I'm driving there:
"Where you at? Get in here! We πŸ‘ need πŸ‘ to πŸ‘ start πŸ‘immediately πŸ‘"
After I arrive:
"Sit the fuck down! Your work order isn't approved. You πŸ‘ need πŸ‘ to πŸ‘ wait πŸ‘for πŸ‘ two πŸ‘hours πŸ‘"

11.03.2026 15:45 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean to stay with your gambling comparison, you have just invented casino chips. But yeah like, that idea has been floating around for awhile, that we just need an explicitly furry or horny payment processor, but I'm sure there's a century of red tape that keeps such a thing from existing.

11.03.2026 04:17 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Forever hamstrung by its failure to ever be used as... y'know, currency.

11.03.2026 03:50 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And then yeah, this whole space is an exercise in muddying the difference between what is RP and what is "real", or even just obviating the difference between those two when the lived experience of the subject is the part that matters anyways.

11.03.2026 03:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There's also the wide breadth of what's possible for any given subject. Some people need to construct elaborate safety mechanisms because they're SO susceptible to a certain effect that they have to shore up against it, meanwhile I desperately want that effect to happen but it simply doesn't.

11.03.2026 03:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean it comes down to a boring "that's hard to believe." And realizing that faith is something that you either have or don't I guess? If I could believe, then I would, if that makes any sense. If I doubt and want proof, then it is because He made me do so, yeah? Well and there's also this:

10.03.2026 02:58 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Psychic Pizza is guaranteed to be there even if you didn't know you wanted it.

10.03.2026 02:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You are constantly out there being so unabashedly yourself. It's such a powerful thing to be so vulnerable and exposed, and have so many others like what they see.

10.03.2026 02:48 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds like you got the answer you needed either way tbh I don't see the problem.

10.03.2026 02:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

New Guy: Yeah I understand what your boss said about you now.
Me: Oh?
NG: Yeah he said if you ask Beau a technical question you will either get exactly the information you need instantly or you'll get "skill issue, have you tried not fucking it up?"
Me: People should TRY that before they talk to me!

10.03.2026 02:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Good setup I rate it a 7/9

09.03.2026 23:05 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

People keep saying that four casters is the ideal party comp but I find that if you have two casters and two fixed wheels it gives you better steering and stability.

09.03.2026 21:33 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

How have we done nothing but make missiles for like three decades and then we ran out of them in like 6 hours of war?

08.03.2026 00:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There's a skill to it! Like, the meme exists that any two bros can start a podcast because recording equipment is easy to get, but of course people clown on it because in NO way are any two random bros actually fun to listen to hahah.

08.03.2026 00:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0