(((𝙴𝚖𝚖𝚊𝙲𝚘𝚘𝚔)))

Yeah. That's good! Whilst saying his monologue to camera then tuning back to give the opened jar to the guy who said the word.

An amazing advert!

www.thedrum.com/news/ad-of-t...

Oh wow. I wondered where she'd gone to. Good for her!

Luxon to be bestowed honorary matai title in Samoa, at his request The title, which Luxon would receive on Monday, the Samoa PM said, was, ‘Tui-Sinave-ma-Ulumotootua’.

"at his request" - that is some shaaaaaaade

Cartoon. Title: “Poked” Picture shows NZ First leader Winston Peters as a used car salesman. He’s leaning against a clapped out mini-van with a COVID sign on top. He’s saying, “Yep, there’s a bit of mileage in it yet!”

NZ First leader Winston Peters calls for another inquiry into Covid-19, this one to examine vaccine injuries.
My Stuff #cartoon today #NZpol #Covid #PublicHealth

😂👏 very good!

They're all just knocking themselves out at the moment. Trying to be the very worst of the worst.

Disingenuous bastards 🫠

That's deliberate disinformation. As if National couldn't get any lower.

And you're still going strong 🔥

Huge shoutout to @taniawaikatolawyer.bsky.social for raising awareness on this. Amazing use of her platform.
See the stats: nzpt.cjs.nz
#nzpol #onetermgovt

Agreed! 🙌

Jeyzuz... that's a new low. Just when you thought they couldn't get any lower Costello and her team said hold my beer 🤦‍♀️

Thank you lovely 🙌

Finally! It was a tough one that's for sure 🫠

Cartoon. Title: Move on orders Little Luxon storms across the tiles to remind everyone, "HEY HEY HEY! IDES OF MARCH ISNT TILL THIS SUNDAY! NOW GET BACK TO WORK! I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE!" Behind him hiding by a Greek La column an angry Erica Stanford can be seen brandishing a knife. To the right of Little Luxon three sad MP's stand - tiny Simeon, Nicola Willis and Chris Bishop. Those two are holding their stabby stab stabs very sadly whilst consoling each other.

Finally! I'm free of Covid and slowly getting my mojo back.

Today's cartoon www.thepost.co.nz/nz-news/3609...

Calm down folks he's not going anywhere... well, not just yet anyway 😃

#NzPol #Luxon #Cartoon

Cartoon depicts National Party Prime Minister of New Zealand's 3 party coalition dressed as a clown wearing long shoes as he is tripping over the skull of smokers ( refers to plans to cancel the smokefree target and repeal legislation). Luxon's head has struck a bee's nest labelled 'Tiriti O Waitangi' from which angry bees fly to sting him on the ass. His top hat falls off labelled '7 Houses'. He is about to fall face first into budget custard while crying profuse clown tears "Why can't I get a break?" he whimpers plaintively.

Introducing Cluxo The Clown #nzpol cartoon (Dec 2023)

That's great to hear love! 🎉❤️

Cutting dialysis just to save a couple of dollars is truly toxic behaviour. But let's ask ourselves the question: where did the money that used to be available to keep people alive actually go?

A short thread.

#nzpol

IT IS NOT THE JOB OF A PUBLIC BROADCASTER IN A DEMOCRACY TO REPORT THE NEWS IN A WAY THE GOVERNMENT LIKES. IT IS ESPECIALLY NOT OKAY FOR MINISTERS AND POLITICALLY-APPOINTED BOARD MEMBERS TO DICATE INDIVIDUAL EDITORIAL DECISIONS. THIS SHOULD BE FUCKING OBVIOUS.

a girl is laying on the floor in front of a merry go round Alt: Small girl is being dragged on the floor of a merry go round. Her essence is of defeat but holding on for dear life

Was due back to my cartoon desk this week...

...but the flu got hold of our whānau! Still not completely right but getting better.

What a week to be sick!

Cartoon. Title: “Boys” image shows US President and Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu crouched down, and playing. Trump is saying, “Ka-Boom! I’ll be Epic Fury!” And Netanyahu has his hands above his head, shouting, “And I’ll be Roaring Lion!!!” In the background is a woman, with “Gaza, Ukraine”

America’s and Israel’s military Operations (attacks).
My Stuff #cartoon today #USA #Israel #War #Iran #Gaza #Ukraine

In today’s NZ Herald

Milei's government not only received a US $20-40 billion (NZD $33-$67 billion) bailout from Trump, his government is bringing in 12 hour work days, and stripping overtime which many Argentinians rely on

Winston following in Seymour's footsteps with the Atlas Network leader

Cartoon. title: “Behind Every Number” Eight frames. In each frame, except the last one, is a child holding up a number. Numbers 1-6 have smiling, laughing children. Number seven has a sad child with the number 7 forming part of a banned symbol over their face. The last frame says, “One in seven NZ kids live in hardship. Up 47,500 since ‘22”

Behind every number. Since 2022 the number of New Zealand children living in hardship has increased by 47,500. Seems like that’s by design.
My #cartoon #Children #Hardship #poverty #NZpol #families #whānau

That is a good idea 🙌

Every. Single. Day. That's my life 😂

I need a reminder for the reminders that I forgot... and then another for that 🤦‍♀️🫠

Glowing character references for abusers to be banned in court ‘As if being a ‘good bloke’ cancels out the violence you perpetrate.’

This needs to happen in AoNz

Character references to be scrapped in Victorian courts for crimes including rape and assault
‘As if being a ‘good bloke’ cancels out the violence you perpetrate.’

a man is sitting at a desk with a panda bear on his shoulders Alt: a man is sitting at a desk with a panda standing in front of him. The panda smashes the shit out of his computer in utter disgust

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