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Vanessa Guerrero

@nessguerrero

Horror dork. Handsome idiot. Formerly El Rey, Attack of the Show. Formerly at Game Grumps.

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I’m gonna cry, now and also probably on stream

06.03.2026 23:12 πŸ‘ 200 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

06.03.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 16015 πŸ” 4225 πŸ’¬ 205 πŸ“Œ 140

I got two rejection emails from the same job. Damn just hit me instead.

06.03.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

The most harrowing movie experience I’ve ever had was when I brought a crispy green apple to eat at A Quiet Place.

05.03.2026 07:33 πŸ‘ 78 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

She’s fine, I checked her out, but Turtle slammed into her cat tree and did two flips falling off of it and she’s so embarrassed. My roommate thinks the impact gave her a factory reset.

04.03.2026 09:30 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s so gorgeous. I love looking at it. Also Kaneda, head empty, huge balls.

04.03.2026 08:48 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay I’m watching Akira.

04.03.2026 07:49 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

AI could never, ever...

04.03.2026 06:51 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is almost midnight too late to put on Akira?

04.03.2026 07:15 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s so lovely.

04.03.2026 05:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Pasta!

04.03.2026 05:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is there a gaming website that wants an article on loneliness and celebrating birthdays/holidays in Animal Crossing?

04.03.2026 05:31 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Of course

04.03.2026 05:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mine is obsessed with her cat Pancho because he’s such a good hunter.

04.03.2026 05:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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My roommate asked for dinner and I’m wearing my white nightgown so I didn’t want to get it stained so I threw on an apron and oh my god I’m my abuelita.

04.03.2026 05:13 πŸ‘ 73 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

I should be allowed to make him eat gravel.

04.03.2026 04:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This one has been testing me with comments bordering on inappropriate but today he just wanted to test me.

04.03.2026 04:21 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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*screaming externally*

I AM A PERSON. DO NOT TALK TO ME LIKE THIS.

04.03.2026 04:18 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

I found the culprit because they spelled my last name wrong in such a specific way.

04.03.2026 04:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Who sent me the most beautiful mustard I’ve ever seen?

04.03.2026 01:49 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Just a top.

03.03.2026 21:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Running errands but still serving.

03.03.2026 20:22 πŸ‘ 60 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

There’s still plenty of time for me to suddenly develop a talent

03.03.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 90 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

You’re too sweet.

02.03.2026 07:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh really?!

02.03.2026 07:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ate too many hot dogs around the fire pit and now I’m dying.

02.03.2026 07:02 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s soooooo pretty.

28.02.2026 10:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I just realized Turtle saves a little bit of her morning crunchy food so that she can have bites of crunchy with her nighttime wet food like β€œA little bit of this, a little bit of that”. Oh my god ❀️

28.02.2026 05:23 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes when I don’t know what to do, I have to think β€œWhat would Goku do right now?”

28.02.2026 04:59 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

Like I clean houses, write articles and do odd jobs here and there but it’s not enough. I must have applied to at least 500 places. I spent HOURS trying to get emergency aid and I don’t qualify for anymore loans. I don’t know what to do.

28.02.2026 04:05 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0