VoidBurger (AKA Jess)

happy friday, here’s a miniature 80s horror prism sticker vending machine i made from scratch 💚

the pool in phone thing is a spiritual sequel to the CEO of bluesky saying she only reads the start and end of a book and fills in the middle. these people just keep admitting to stupid shit

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Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

Owwkayy dayyuuuudddd

I've been running gdcparties.com for a few years now. Some shitty company BlueberryAI decided they'd just take all the source code for the work I've done and reskin it, advertising it as their own. Jokes on them...it was still linked to my events spreadsheet, and now their website looks like this 😉

The least of things they messed up! Lol

I just randomly realized tonight how much I'm lowkey looking forward to Mamdani doing Halloween????? omg it's gonna be so cute and great and harken back to old NYC 🥹

Bruh at least it's not as pretentious as Bloob has often been lol. This is just trash to the core, not even pretending much to be otherwise lol. But still!!! Wow!!!!!!!

Yeah that's the thing that reels me, is that those other ones were kinda campy to begin with... But this????? How could you???

I am shushing all the well-meaning freaks with love!!! Shushhhhh 💕

One of the many things not explained by the movie

Why are you spoiling everything!!! Shush!! Lol

Bruhhhhh also beard wigs

This follows my own path lol

Check yer discord 👀👀👀

James Sunderland from Return to Silent Hill with a big fake beard that doesn't even seem to adhere to his face all the way

Eric Wareheim with a deliberately dogshit fake beard

watched the new Silent Hill movie and I love that the fake beard quality is close to that of a Tim & Eric sketch

I was screaming lmao

ZOEEEEE

MOVIE NIGHT????

I *will* watch this dogshit again lol

It's like if you took every story beat of SH2 and decided to subvert it, for no reason, to either be the opposite of the thing, or to happen at the entirely opposite time of the original thing

I just saw the new Silent Hill movie

oh my god lol

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

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We love the Greatures and so do you! SO MUCH that you have mere DAYS left to gather each shirt, and if you get all three at once you can save FIVE SMACKERS (dollars) with code "3GREATURES3"

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a prompt and response from youraislopbores.me "draw a guy who really really really wants to get mcdonalds breakfast but is trying to eat healthier but he really wants it" followed by an image of said guy, crying and looking at mcdonalds with a bunch of...green...somethings underneath him

this is the best website of all time

youraislopbores.me

I cackled aaaaalol

Bilberry (wild blueberries) picking in a Finnish forest -as you do when in Finland YouTube video by Ib En

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Bilberry (wild blueberries) picking in a Finnish forest -as you do when in Finland YouTube video by Ib En

youtube.com/shorts/MZczk...