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Writer of stuff. SAHD-Man. Montana then, Brooklyn now. patricksauer.contently.com patrickjsauer@mac.com if you need me for anything scriberly

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Ain’t Nothing cooler than getting under that luxury tax apron, bro.

06.03.2026 22:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWe now go live to Aidy Bryant… Aidy?…
Ummm Aidy?…”

06.03.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And β€œscrolling” isn’t reading. It’s fine whatever for what it is but 3K is like 30-minutes at the absolute most. Interested parties will put in the effort.

06.03.2026 22:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also specifically me.

Which is actually a real reason I don’t care if people will read 3K words.

06.03.2026 21:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So write it for the ones who will. Who gives a fuck?

Says the guy who just filed 4,500 on this dude. Go ahead, tell the Brown Bomber it’s β€œtoo long”

06.03.2026 21:18 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

As someone who grew up in Montana, Jon Tester was that kind of politician. But they tired of him too. Familiarity indeed breeds contempt (which should not be a part of political calculations).

06.03.2026 20:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

See: Proud Boys, Latinos

06.03.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can see it, I just can’t ~hear~ it but to be fair, I knew more about his numerous deficiencies beforehand, so may be a chicken-egg thing. I do wonder about the β€œshiny object” candidate thing that seems common now.

06.03.2026 19:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I try to avoid weighing in on everything goddamn thing, but could someone tied to Maine please explain what the appeal of Platner is?

There are red flags galore (including ~that~ particular red flag) and I don’t get who exactly is so enthralled when all I see is a real problematic dude.

06.03.2026 17:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Flint’s β€˜Montana Talks’ a look into Congressional candidate's views Aaron Flint, now a Congressional candidate to replace Zinke, hosted the Montana Talks radio show for nearly a decade

Good chance this is Montana’s next Congress asshole. He is extremely proud of his racism. Loves it. Hours a day podcasting it. I’m sure he will be laser-focused on doing great things for the Treasure State.

As always #OroYPlata

06.03.2026 15:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m tempted to watch The Alto Knights solely b/c he plays Albert Anastasia.

06.03.2026 14:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Been a minute since I watched β€œSummer of Sam.” Forgot how insanely Catholic this movie is. Spike nails that whole repressed wife Madonna-Whore mistress stay out of the neighborhood enclave vibe. Spike knows from the street Cathecism.

Mira Sorvina walks away with it. Her or topless Patty Lupone.

06.03.2026 13:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Watch your back on 3/17, shitfaced Long Island teens will be puking green sprinkler-style in every direction.

05.03.2026 21:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At this point, What % chance you think the Commander in Corpse thinks Captain America is real?

05.03.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m actually willing to buy that he’s more a moron than an ideological antisemite, but you really have to be laughably clueless to think β€œbut his wife is Jewish” is even the slightest bit relevant to that question. It should have exactly zero effect on anyone’s certainty either way.

05.03.2026 05:48 πŸ‘ 828 πŸ” 61 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 5
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a man with a mustache is sitting in a car wearing a red hat . ALT: a man with a mustache is sitting in a car wearing a red hat .
05.03.2026 15:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Squawkin' Sports: WNBABANBA (at DSK) Emma Baccellieri and Theresa Runstedtler join our hosts for a book chat on basketball and the pioneers who helped build the sport!

SQUAWKIN’ SPORTS LIVE XX: WNBABANBA EDITION 4/9 TIX ON SALE NOW!

Join @davidjroth.bsky.social
& I at DSK & welcome authors of β€œCourt Queens” @emmabaccellieri.bsky.social and β€œBlack Ball” @sportyprof.bsky.social to discuss hoops over hops.

Roundball Talk Rocks

www.eventbrite.com/e/1984162945...

04.03.2026 18:53 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
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Sprawling investigation finds decades of sexual abuse among Catholic priests in Rhode Island A new report says Rhode Island Catholic clergy abused hundreds of children for decades, while church leaders minimized the scandal.

Spotlight 2: Excommunication Boogaloo

05.03.2026 13:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If They Might Be Giants immortalize this motherfucker so help me Godβ€”

05.03.2026 13:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

Barring an absolute freak of a nominee, This will more or less seal a GOP seat I reckon. Pretty stupid of Bodnar and even stupider of Tester to be in for it.*

*I will gladly eat shitβ€”metaphoricallyβ€”if I turn out to be wrong.

05.03.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What the fuck is going on back in the homestate?

Wild.

05.03.2026 01:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Recall that Sen. Sheehy, seen here breaking the arm of a Marine veteran, was caught lying about being shot in battle during service in Afghanistan & then made up a new lie to cover the previous one. (He likely shot himself stateside in a national park, but still accepted a Purple Heart.)

05.03.2026 00:26 πŸ‘ 297 πŸ” 94 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 3

When you’re torn between respecting the 5/star @edsbs.bsky.social potshot at a coach you despised…

And feeling this is absolutely Al McGuire erasure that will not stand on seashell and balloons ground alone…

04.03.2026 23:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

To paraphrase the great Nina Simone

Montana Goddam

Reaping, Sowing

Oro y Plata

04.03.2026 23:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve come to hate the thing I’m working on that’s due this week that doesn’t pay all that much in terms of time spent and won’t be read by very many people and I wish I’d been a postman because retirement would be a few months away andβ€”

04.03.2026 20:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Squawkin' Sports: WNBABANBA (at DSK) Emma Baccellieri and Theresa Runstedtler join our hosts for a book chat on basketball and the pioneers who helped build the sport!

SQUAWKIN’ SPORTS LIVE XX: WNBABANBA EDITION 4/9 TIX ON SALE NOW!

Join @davidjroth.bsky.social
& I at DSK & welcome authors of β€œCourt Queens” @emmabaccellieri.bsky.social and β€œBlack Ball” @sportyprof.bsky.social to discuss hoops over hops.

Roundball Talk Rocks

www.eventbrite.com/e/1984162945...

04.03.2026 18:53 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
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Finished 1 of 3 in a newer Mosley series I discovered at the library last week. NYC set, main dude is framed/disgraced cop turned PI, Joe King Oliver. Great greasy stuff. However, my favorite passage isβ€”

The reader calling WM out for getting an A-train detail wrong at the end.

Uncut Gotham, baby.

04.03.2026 14:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

@squawkinsports.bsky.social Philly crossover event, @mikesielski.bsky.social?

04.03.2026 14:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Curious what Jim Henson would think looking down from the balcony on high of what is being sold in his good name…

Thoughts @brianjayjones.com?

04.03.2026 01:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Scary Movie 6 trailer is without a doubt the worst thing I’ve seen posted anywhere in the past week.

03.03.2026 23:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0