they’ll have to pry the ten blue links from my cold dead fingies udm14.com
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they’ll have to pry the ten blue links from my cold dead fingies udm14.com
Think of the world-altering tech since 1997—home internet, smartphones, social media, streaming, AI—and remember that practically that whole time, the US president has been someone who couldn't reset their own Wi-Fi.
I mean this is the most church counselor way of putting it, but intelligence by itself is nearly worthless. wisdom and prudence and discernment are necessary qualities for intelligence to be useful. innumerable religious scriptures have tried to explain this but yr tech bros aren't big on books
need to learn how to monetize being interested in shit.
I regularly see people wondering how it's possible that there are so many musicians and writers and film makers and artists from a tiny nation like Iceland.
And the answer is really simple: State funding for art education and artists. I literally get a salary from the government to write books.
you take 6d6 psychic damage every time you hear the throaty millennial whoop in the skyrizi commercial
they’re calling it the most swagless super bowl of all time
The right wing 10 year cultural delay phenomenon has them all using millennial therapyspeak right when the left has dropped all civility. Really funny times ahead
mamdani child podium gave me an idea:
we should have a monthly primetime network show where a random American child gets to address the entire nation for half an hour about whatever topic they want
i am trying not to joke about the Epstein stuff because it's so horrible but there's also this ridiculous element where it's like... discovering Dracula is real, he's taken over human society at the highest levels, he's involved in tons of evil and also he's a huge dipshit
Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
The right wing is so fully astroturfed that they genuinely cannot comprehend organic behavior
[Oreo cookie CEO]: People not liking Oreos is destroying society.
One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
narc rips. that opening sequence 🤌🤌🤌
bar after bar after bar
i bought the domain ohhh.lol a while back just because and the other night i noticed it gets like 100-150 unique hits a day from people typing it in their posts and group chats where it tries to load the url preview. so i hope this annoys some people while they're trying to get their mack on
The way the press is treating chatbots, like they have agency and they “know” things all of a sudden, crossed the line recently from dumb and obsequious to something else entirely. Treating them as alive and making conscious decisions is an almost religious belief. It won’t age well.
“Kirk did not commit violence, not because he abhorred it, but because committing violence was someone else’s job.”
every sentence of this piece is sharper than the last but this one is gonna stick in my head for a long time. one of the most incisive useless wordpiles i’ve read all year.
good piece with an incidental insanely brutal takedown of klein
Honestly at this point I think Bandcamp would be better served by developing a more substantial social review aspect of the site a la Letterboxd. Where else (that isn't evil) has a better vantage point for that?
spent twenty minutes of my christmas morning putting together my starting 22 of beloved christmas characters
would’ve been an all time sports highlight reel play and instead it’s just another in a long line of METICULOUSLY DELIBERATED ADMINISTRATIVE DECISIONS
“lions lose by scoring a touchdown” is a new one. i’ll give em that.
the word ‘disgruntled’ implies the existence of a ‘gruntled’ state of being
unlocked a new new parent brain achievement today: tapped an egg for my son’s breakfast on the bowl i’d set next to the sink and then cracked it straight into the drain. incredible stuff.
Art the Clown: Friend to Mick Foley and afflicted with the woke mind virus
It hasn't even been twelve hours, but all three of us have been overwhelmed with requests from media for comment and I'm mostly writing this now so they'll leave me alone.
One of the ways you can see this is driven by an industry looking for some way to make itself profitable? No one has shown any concern that students demonstrate basic competency with computers before enrolling (or graduating)—and, many do lack that.
