this is the clearest black and white picture of how the US is fucked. illegal unprovoked war at the height of financial, healthcare and employment crises by a rogue pedophile president and it has 3/4ths approval from the "opposition" party.
woww now that's a spilf (spill I'd love to fuck)
pig wishes and hog dreams
the optimal name for a kitty cat is Femur
Western society simply has no answer for what to do if giant winged serpents show up and start attacking everyone's asses and pussies and whatever
tragically diagnosed with GreatBrain
[imagining the largest meatball of all time] YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
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In celebration of Cookie's Bustle Day, I'm breaking the entire protocol I've been setting up behind the scenes and, I suppose, officially launching my VOD channel. Please enjoy a full stream of the English translation for Cookie's Bustle: Mysterious Bombo World. www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxKd...
free fake name to say out loud: Stu Permissible
These days it's hard to look at the state of things and not just see a dark yawning chasm, devoid of culture or wit, occupied by the hateful and willingly immiserated; their ghoulish forms concealed in shadow.
[update] my monitor was off
8.1
Donning his new canine decoder, Professor Schwartzman becomes the first human being on Earth to hear what barking dogs are actually saying.
Donning his new canine decoder, Professor Schwartzman becomes the first human being on Earth to hear what barking dogs are actually saying.
Elin döner Mammed; Azatlyk St 35, Türkmenbaşy, Turkmenistan https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=40.0065589%2C52.9944701&query_place_id=ChIJ03bfHgATLEARjUKer1rVuIY
a USB cable just touched my penis. I shan't come, forevermore.
If America still had the rule of law, this would be the easiest prosecution ever, but we all know absolutely nothing will happen.
well, on one hand that's a wild dealbreaker. on the other hand, there's stuff like The Good The Bad and The Ugly that is pretty good imo
fuck yes. that rocks
PANEL 1: NARRATOR: "Cultivating the measured NPR cadence and placid deference to the military that characterizes the ideal neoliberal subject, Clark Kent returns to the editorial meeting..." A group of DAILY PLANET reporters are in a meeting, Clark Kent is responding to a question from his boss. CLARK: "Well, chief, the bombing campaign--" PANEL 2: Clark is talking and the other reporters and co-workers look unhappy. CLARK: "Obviously war in the region is not-ah-"ideal," but regime change could ultimately provide socioeconomic benefits that far outweigh the regrettable civilian casualties..." CLARK (thinking): "As Superman, last son of Krypton, these words of course sicken me; however, it's Clark Kent's job to manufacture consent!" PANEL 3: (inset in a larger panel) One reporter is whispering to another. REPORTER: "Kent is such an off-putting sociopath" REPORTER 2: "I hope he kills himself". An arrow points to this inset panel that reads "Thanks to super-hearing" from Clark's ear. Clark is smiling and thinking to himself. CLARK (thinking): "Looks like my secret identity as Clark Kent is safe...FOR NOW!"
the mild manners are job security, baby
www.noncanon.com/comics/2026-...
I think this is true but I would like to call in @impormable.bsky.social for an expert opinion
Browser Super Monkey Ball now has online multiplayer!
(And a few other things.)
Play now!
so many people there I want to thank, and I know I'm not alone. If only we could pool our resources together to surprise them with a giant Payload of our gifts in one big special delivery
they are wow. they're all there. right now in the same place, which is Mar-a-Lago. all gathered together
superman is going to go home, feed his iguana, post on usenet, and rail his lover clark kent before having marvelous dreams
thinking about bed
sticking tongue up definitely
the flat heart of a bad car
had a dream the next big news cycle was about a drawing of a 1920s flapper woman putting her foot up on a small boulder, captioned "Hen Hen". no one could figure out what it meant
Look man, I really don't care. I don't give a tinker's cuss. I don't give a fricker's fuck
