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“Well, these morons are the ones who were stupid enough to sign up to die for us so…” is a take that I honestly never expected to hear from an elected official.

13.03.2026 19:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Whatever he said, I bet he said it while hunched over one of those makeup mirrors applying eyeliner.

13.03.2026 19:08 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

"Those cowardly schoolgirls didn't even raise a weapon."

13.03.2026 17:06 👍 1166 🔁 338 💬 133 📌 16

Which is wild, because those are the people that pick up their garbage and keep their toilets working and keep their cars and yachts running and clean their houses and serve their food and care for their children, etc.

The poor won’t be completely helpless when everything goes to shit—they will.

12.03.2026 23:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Greed.

I think that the word that you’re looking for here is, greed.

12.03.2026 23:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Yup, spot on.

12.03.2026 14:30 👍 10133 🔁 2792 💬 282 📌 155

I actually had the same thought.

Last I knew, Trump was a fan of Mandami, even gushing about him after their White House meeting.

Then I realized how likely it is that Trump doesn’t even remember meeting with him at all, so there probably is a 50/50 chance this happens 🤷‍♂️

12.03.2026 21:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The way that he expresses it is straight up repugnant, but I can definitely see why Tuberville and his ilk are so afraid of Mandami.

He’s just so, so, much better at politics.

Just astonishingly better at their own job than they are.

12.03.2026 21:39 👍 142 🔁 3 💬 7 📌 1

As a CEO, isn’t job #1 being presentable in public?

Dood looks like he just rolled out of bed.

12.03.2026 16:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast.

They’ll play this in museums in future.

(🎥 LCI 🇫🇷)

12.03.2026 15:11 👍 17971 🔁 7123 💬 613 📌 573

Yes, because as we all know from experience oil and gas companies NEVER take advantage of a situation to price gouge Americans 🤡

12.03.2026 14:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When you’re born into coastal elite generational wealth, you have no concept of budgeting.

Which, as long as you stay a coastal elite born into generational wealth, isn’t really an issue.

That’s why we’re supposed to be smart enough to not elect people born into coastal elite generational wealth.

12.03.2026 01:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We should be friends.

We’ll both buy ‘reds’ bags of Starbursts and I’ll give you all my pinks and you give me all your reds.

Deal?

11.03.2026 23:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Relatively frugal” lol

11.03.2026 23:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

One of the best I’ve seen is when the boss went to the company that handled the coffee vending machines and gave them six figures to pre-pay for an entire year of coffee dispensing.

Strong runner-up: pool tables in most of the meeting rooms.

11.03.2026 18:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve worked for Fortune 500 corporations for the past 20 years, and same.

Once the boss realizes they have budget left over, they turn into Oprah all of a sudden—you get a super-expensive computer you didn’t ask for, you get a super-expensive computer, EVERYONE gets a super-expensive computer!

11.03.2026 18:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Something about a grown ass man using the word “literally” incorrectly in the same way that a teenage girl on TikTok does just makes it impossible for me to take them seriously in any way, shape, or form 🤷‍♂️

11.03.2026 12:36 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Correction: his father came up in a world of tough negotiations with high power opponents.

Donald was born into wealth and power that he never had to earn, which is very obvious when you objectively look at how he behaves.

11.03.2026 04:09 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You did a great job your first time out!

This was very informative, thank you so much for your efforts.

I’m very much looking forward to the next one 👍

10.03.2026 22:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Pro-tip: it’s not “secretly seizing” if they just let you do it.

09.03.2026 23:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Which is probably why your co-workers talk so much shit about you behind your back, but do you 👍

09.03.2026 23:03 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Unfortunately, they’re also saying that person must be verified, so 👀

09.03.2026 23:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lindsay Graham is unarguably TERRIBLE and international politics.

It’s such a shame that he was elected to… oh, that’s right.

International politics is not his job and he has absolutely no clue wtf he’s talking about.

09.03.2026 22:44 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh, don’t worry!

Trump said today, that we won already.

And we all know that he never lies 🤣

09.03.2026 22:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve definitely noticed that some people seem to be surprised by MAGA doing this, and I can’t understand why they’d be surprised.

It’s exactly the type of behavior that I expect from Trump voters 🤷‍♂️

09.03.2026 22:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“… so we killed the current guy, then his son’s wife and kids, and now that son is in charge. Don’t worry, though, it’s cool. People always have great respect for the country that kills their entire family. Really, it’s cool guys, we’ll be fine. He probably doesn’t mind at all”

09.03.2026 22:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I can’t with the accordion hands.

I just can’t take someone seriously when they’re playing the air accordion.

09.03.2026 21:47 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I spent the entire final year of the Biden administration listening to every Republican that I know complaining about $3.00 gasoline, like it was the end of the world.

09.03.2026 20:59 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

It must be so nice to have Rep. Carlos Gimenez money, so that you can “pay the price” without it meaning that you can’t afford as much food to feed your family with.

09.03.2026 14:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Lindsey’s diplomacy working wonders in UAE.

09.03.2026 12:13 👍 19727 🔁 6756 💬 805 📌 435