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@keij

38, genderfluid, any pronouns I draw weight gain and inflation art. My Store- https://272700.e-junkie.com/ My DeviantART: https://www.deviantart.com/yer-keij-fer-cash My irl tummy account https://bsky.app/profile/kggetsbig.bsky.social #chefHilda my OC

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Gonna once again point out that everyone has carried around a rectangle containing infinite pornography for the past decade minimum and society didn't dissolve so miss me with any weepy handwringing about smut.

11.03.2026 02:21 πŸ‘ 1142 πŸ” 401 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 5
graphic design shitpost: Stick figure of human leg with the knee labeled "monetizable knee"; stick figure of digitigrade leg, with the knee labeled "uncouth zoophile knee"; text: Ankle unrelated, "we are very smart" - payment processors.

Separate graphic on other half - illustration of a doggy, text:
Woof woof! I am a representational, animal-shaped character! A hot one, some might say. People are often attracted to me, which make sense - I am depicted with human-like behaviors, and am often drawn as a
representation of idealized or exaggerated human experiences. 
I'm not just a talking dog - I can be a representation of the artist's aspiration to be more playful, more confident - or of something they already love about themselves.
Animal-shaped characters have been a part of human expression as long as we have made art - and that tradition will outlive the powers which seek to control and divide us today. Er, grr bark, I mean.

graphic design shitpost: Stick figure of human leg with the knee labeled "monetizable knee"; stick figure of digitigrade leg, with the knee labeled "uncouth zoophile knee"; text: Ankle unrelated, "we are very smart" - payment processors. Separate graphic on other half - illustration of a doggy, text: Woof woof! I am a representational, animal-shaped character! A hot one, some might say. People are often attracted to me, which make sense - I am depicted with human-like behaviors, and am often drawn as a representation of idealized or exaggerated human experiences. I'm not just a talking dog - I can be a representation of the artist's aspiration to be more playful, more confident - or of something they already love about themselves. Animal-shaped characters have been a part of human expression as long as we have made art - and that tradition will outlive the powers which seek to control and divide us today. Er, grr bark, I mean.

Re: SubscribeStar banning sexual content with characters that don't have "human-like knee orientation" fsjdkldbh

Tried to shitpost and got carried away lol
subscribestar.adult/prohibited_c...

11.03.2026 03:17 πŸ‘ 2958 πŸ” 1052 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1

Because in the future it will be true 😏

11.03.2026 05:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Because it’s true 😏 in the future

11.03.2026 05:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Holy hell, drawpile #7 kicked so much ass. after all the BS that happened today it was a wonderful retreat with friends~πŸ’œ

STARRING
Myself
friend Fstv, Chizu and Veesjan
@thirstydragon.bsky.social
@keij.bsky.social
@pillar13buster.bsky.social
@appleheck.bsky.social
and @gemlad.bsky.social!

11.03.2026 05:16 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I still do 😌

11.03.2026 05:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh hey that’s pretty cool 🀠

11.03.2026 05:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Using Brie as a shorthand for Bryan/Briana/Brienne/Briella(?)

Tbh I haven’t really decided on an actual name change and I still like my male birth name.

I’m sure I’ll feel different about it in the future. Just kind of not worrying about it right now.

11.03.2026 04:59 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
meme of a 4chan greentext story with Waver and Iskander

>straight boy
>about 5'5 but I don't let it get to me
>meet 6'5 guy at a camp
>we have to move a bunch of boxes
>I pick one up, trip and fall
>"don't be such a silly little boy"
>instant throbbing boner

fuckfuckfuck please don't be gay i don't want to be gay what does this mean

meme of a 4chan greentext story with Waver and Iskander >straight boy >about 5'5 but I don't let it get to me >meet 6'5 guy at a camp >we have to move a bunch of boxes >I pick one up, trip and fall >"don't be such a silly little boy" >instant throbbing boner fuckfuckfuck please don't be gay i don't want to be gay what does this mean

11.03.2026 04:18 πŸ‘ 215 πŸ” 67 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

You better be able pay for all that milk πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘οΈβœ¨

11.03.2026 04:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜΄πŸ’­ dude my tits are so fat

Just some huge sloppy natties

11.03.2026 04:40 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

😴😴😴

11.03.2026 04:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

alright well i'm eepy. Good night hellworld

11.03.2026 04:28 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ“πŸ‘€ this is neat

11.03.2026 04:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And before someone makes a bad faith argument about underaged anything, that’s not the fucking point. The point is that it’s such a blurred fucking line that anything they deem reminiscent of β€œlolisho” is enough to cut someone off.

Just so you know that fucking includes smaller chests.

11.03.2026 03:45 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Brie in a maid dress (again).

Brie in a maid dress (again).

11.03.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You're right πŸ‘€ that would be really uhh....cute πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ

11.03.2026 03:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m so glad that humans don’t lay eggs because I know I would absolutely eat mine.

11.03.2026 03:33 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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fucking stealing this from tumblr

18.12.2025 02:05 πŸ‘ 2348 πŸ” 1042 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, alongside contacting your representatives, this seems like another thing worth putting a bit of your time into and sharing around. If we could get "reputational risk" taken off the table, even in this current climate, that could create a chilling effect on these kinds of policies

11.03.2026 03:09 πŸ‘ 674 πŸ” 697 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2
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alas !

subscribestar.adult/thrensfw

11.03.2026 02:57 πŸ‘ 140 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The Substar TOS looks extremely similar to Patreon's now. Call your reps or we will lose everything

Tell them to stop the payment processor power grab, tell them to vote no on child online safety bills/ID verification. We need everyone

11.03.2026 00:59 πŸ‘ 888 πŸ” 800 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 2
Brie getting sleepy after eating someone.

Brie getting sleepy after eating someone.

10.03.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 88 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

😌🫢

11.03.2026 02:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Yoko and her boss are going on their most dangerous investigation yet!

11.03.2026 02:23 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey y'all, seems for a short moment my discord got compromised sending around a money scam.

After updating some information and tightening my security it *seems* to have stopped and I'm back in control, but naturally I won't have much of anything to do on it for a couple days in terms of DMs...

11.03.2026 01:59 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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maid mimic // 10

10.03.2026 23:09 πŸ‘ 2901 πŸ” 783 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 4
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long story short subscribestar has updated their TOS to the exact kind I quit patreon over- policing anthro, nonhuman, noncon, size difference, etc art, and explicitly going after people who post any of that to other sites as well. So I'm going to have to re-examine whether I use substar at all

11.03.2026 00:57 πŸ‘ 135 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 2
Strohman Maid

Strohman Maid

@mysstrohman.bsky.social

11.03.2026 01:59 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0