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Jazztronauts is a cooperative theft-em-up gamemode for Garry's Mod where you travel between worlds to steal things for a notorious gang of omnidimensional cats!

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It's easy to see why in hindsight, too. On each difficulty, you get as much pistol ammo as you do shotgun. What lasts longer on Hard, two-thirds of a pistol mag or two full shotgun reloads?

03.03.2026 19:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Depends on their settings, level designers can make their ideal ratios whatever they please.
Of course, the easiest way to do that- and the only way for dynamic resupply from crates- is with a master setting, which is bugged and doesn't get put into your save, so any load resets it.

03.03.2026 18:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I don't know what compelled me

05.02.2026 07:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 66 ๐Ÿ” 18 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In hard times, we need to smile. Thank you.

25.01.2026 20:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

It's crazy, because even if you're only in your own field for money and don't respect other fields, being anti-AI across the board is *still* the best position for you to have. There is no "oh it's only okay for [this other stuff]" that doesn't leave your own field open to the same from non-experts.

09.01.2026 18:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't have the words. What can you say? This was illegal? No shit. He should be impeached? That's been true for years. They need to be stopped? Nobody who can do that safely is.
Fuck'em. Just fuck him, and his cronies, and his oil buddies. Hell's too good for these chucklefucks.

03.01.2026 18:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 18 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also a very important note!

31.12.2025 18:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As this is now the 4th time scammers have tried with me, have a PSA. If someone you thought you were already friends with sends you a request on Steam, don't assume that you weren't already friends or that they lost their main account. And definitely don't "join an Esports team" with'em.

Stay safe!

31.12.2025 04:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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bc on holiday and my mind doesn't let me relax unless working on something, i'm doin a real small half-life game with @coolgoblinzone.bsky.social and @gmad.bsky.social. that it is not something i could profit from should stop me approaching it the wrong way (stressfully). here's knuckle the squid

18.12.2025 01:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 134 ๐Ÿ” 14 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
A haul from a level being deposited, including half of a transparent image of Lois from Family Guy.

A haul from a level being deposited, including half of a transparent image of Lois from Family Guy.

The Garry's Mod Workshop is truly the gift that keeps giving.

16.12.2025 07:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 38 ๐Ÿ” 12 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Epic pays for licensing fees for the games they give away for free as promotions. Which means even if YOU aren't paying for it, you're giving money to JK Rowling to harm transgender people AND elevating her stature by giving her franchise higher numbers.

NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.

12.12.2025 03:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 8754 ๐Ÿ” 5978 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14 ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

Hey, unfortunately I've not had a chance to test with other people, so I can't confirm this bug yet. In order to not clog up the feed, would you mind if I asked some clarifying questions in DMs?

09.12.2025 20:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I didn't know it was possible to disable issue reporting, I'll have a look at getting that enabled! I'll also look into this error a little later today when I get the time, thank you for letting me know!

08.12.2025 19:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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To this day Barney has nightmares about those cats...
#gmod #jazztronauts

29.07.2025 00:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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that sense of oneness, that fulfillment, all of it gone except the echo of what it felt like.

#jazztronauts

13.08.2025 18:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 81 ๐Ÿ” 26 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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too sober.

#jazztronauts #gmod #art #painting #watercolor #yaddayadda

23.11.2025 07:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 36 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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test 2

02.12.2025 21:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1046 ๐Ÿ” 143 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Cellist, 100% real no-clickbait, is in the book!

The Cellist, 100% real no-clickbait, is in the book!

WHOA NO WAY

03.12.2025 01:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 24 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Several books on a book store shelf, of note "The Great Cellists" by Margaret Campbell.

Several books on a book store shelf, of note "The Great Cellists" by Margaret Campbell.

I'll bet they don't have

03.12.2025 01:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 24 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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hello bsky! our game was taken down due to a false DMCA which completely killed our momentum at launch. our studio is in a very precarious position right now. please share and spread the word, steam has been little help to our situation.

noplayersonline.net/statement

02.12.2025 16:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1232 ๐Ÿ” 995 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21 ๐Ÿ“Œ 35

On this Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember the bright and courageous trans people whose lives were stolen by hatred. Their absence is felt across our city.

We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.

20.11.2025 16:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 16324 ๐Ÿ” 3959 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 137 ๐Ÿ“Œ 135
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This person took this when they called the race

05.11.2025 06:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 28687 ๐Ÿ” 6942 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 482 ๐Ÿ“Œ 878

fuck gavin newsom

29.10.2025 14:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 4525 ๐Ÿ” 677 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 75 ๐Ÿ“Œ 18

Python was awarded a funding grant, funding grant asked Python foundation to remove all diversity and inclusion initiatives they have.

Python foundation said no and rejected the grant.

If you use Python, send a few dollars to the charity to keep it going. Iโ€™m pushing a dono on behalf of ScamGuard.

27.10.2025 16:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 8649 ๐Ÿ” 4832 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21 ๐Ÿ“Œ 43
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figured i'd move my #jazztronauts shitposts to here as well

23.10.2025 22:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 20 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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thank you jazztronauts for existing

18.10.2025 22:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 36 ๐Ÿ” 14 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Cellist's smug ahh and the Singer

#art #fanart #jazztronauts

02.10.2025 01:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 18 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd hope it goes without saying, but, no kings in the Bar Samsara.

19.10.2025 00:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 30 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A screenshot of an email notification from Nintendo. Its preview reads "Who is the traitor? Figure it out in Fire Emb..."

A screenshot of an email notification from Nintendo. Its preview reads "Who is the traitor? Figure it out in Fire Emb..."

Looking forward to Nintendo removing the entirety of TTT from the Workshop.

02.10.2025 03:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 33 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0