Dan Dukeson

have we have passed, though?

FT comments section this morning - saying what everyone else is thinking, right?

Honestly the collective national level of disdain for Brits living in Dubai on all my social media platforms today really is bringing the UK together as one in a way that's hard to achieve in the modern era.

Greens overtake Labour in sensational poll The Greens have polled higher than Labour in the latest poll by YouGov, which puts them only two points off Reform UK and five ahead of the governing party.

“The Greens are now the most popular party in all age categories under 50. Some 49% of 18-24 year olds would back the Greens, as well as 27% of 25 to 49-year-olds - the top choice.”

yuck

North Yorkshire might like a word if they ever get on internet

You did the right thing, friend

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Jayme Lawson from Sinners hit the nail on the head and said how I felt with the whole BAFTAs situation.

I once saw a curry dish on a menu in Austria, ( i thought i was ordering a nice thing that a guy on the next table was eating), and it was lifetime top ten wrong and disappointing

They would have room for the spices if they didn't stock 9000 crisp flavours

The French curry powder is a joke item though, Jeremy Beadle will pop up filming you if you buy that

Hopefully the people trying to kill him don't use his video for fire correction

Today marks the first day of meteorological spring 🌷

March has arrived, and with it comes longer, lighter days. Over the next few weeks most of us will enjoy around two extra hours of daylight ☀️

The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive

Pretty sinister of all those woke conspirators to live and work in that area for years just so they could one day vote against Matt Goodwin.

What a great start to the day. Thanks Greens x

The greens had a leaflet written in Urdu waaah

Reform whining about how people voted on today programme is just chef's kiss perfect

wow they are still touring

Moncler in the streets, Wedze in the sheets

if I had a pound for every early 90's one-hit-wonder lyric I can instantly recall things would be different around here

I will simply wear my other glasses and sit further away from the screen, thank you

anyone seen my reading glasses?

and I, I, I, hate the beach and mountains too

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cant.stop.laughing

"He is also said to have once asked Gordon Brown for 10p to phone a friend. Brown told him: "Have 20p, then you can phone them both."

LOL.

The source is lost to time, but this is one of the funniest photos ever taken

And they took you away, Oh Mandy