Matt Sims

When that 25th hour drops

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So Philip Glass just joined TikTok. He only has like 4 posts and they’re simply him in what I assume is his living room playing the piano. First comment on one I saw was “your piano is too close to the fireplace, you’ll dry it out” and if that’s not the internet in a nutshell I don’t know what is.

Was Geoff waiting for the next QuickD? 🙃

It's a lungfish. Imagine a weird long fish that's had it's lips done, so it's somewhere between a pout and a puppy face. It's fins are definitely on their way to being legs, evolutionarily.

Look at this guy! Half fish, half axolotl, half puppy. 150% CREATURE.

Supermarkets and Amazon have convinced us we need to buy expensive pre-made costumes and that’s just not the case.

I swear by Season 6 Ed is gonna look like Dick van Dyke at the SAG Awards

Sit on your front lawn with a portable hob and cook some bacon and eggs as they run past.

Platinum Invictus award (for donations to Scientology orgs of +$60 million)

You mean like the ISA gala Scientology awards?

George Osborne

For me his legacy is the photo that was in the local Newspaper when he visited a cider factory.

Tv too high

Fair comment. And a lot higher.

Bland new build living room.

Fixed it.

I read once about a system whereby you could upload your OWN intimate images & they could block any resharing by others. But that requires a) you uploading your own images b) sending those exact same images to someone else c) excludes any intimate images taken by others of you/deepfaked/modified.

A skier with silver gaffa tape round his legs

Daggit from Battlestar Galactica

We interrupt tributes to Jesse Jackson to bring you your daily dose of racism.

Thanks, Beeb. Respectfully handled.

Death by mau mau.

When he listed things in threes, that wasn’t a tell — it was a signal. A cadence. A rhythm designed to drive engagement, maximise retention, and unlock value.

The Oliver twins.

The Oliver twins are going to be at the Bristol video game convention at the end of the Month. Proper fangirling about it.

This is my age verification.

#RuneScape

Comic. [2x2 chart. Top left quadrant: seem like dinosaurs x are dinosaurs. Silhouettes of dinosaurs stegosaurus, triceratops, tyrannosaurus, velociraptor, and long-neck dinosaur. Top right quadrant: seem like dinosaurs x are not dinosaurs. Silhouettes of mosasaur, quetzalcoatlus, dimetrodon, plesiosaur, and pteranodon. Bottom left quadrant: don’t seem like dinosaurs x are dinosaurs. Silhouettes of penguin, egret, ostrich, pigeon, falcon. Bottom right: don’t seem like dinosaurs x are not dinosaurs. Silhouettes of squirrel, stapler, plant, person, and bicycle.]

Dinosaurs And Non-Dinosaurs

xkcd.com/3204/

Facehugger plush

Tories need to tread a careful line between attacking Starmer but not so much that he is ousted and replaced by someone more popular

May the first person who has forgotten they were given £75k cast the first stone.

Fly tip

These booking systems prevent households from having clear outs or performing home improvements, they prevent garden work from occurring and as every weekend slot gets booked up inevitably increases flytipping.

Booking system to launch at North Somerset recycling centres The 15-minute slots at Weston-super-Mare, Portishead and Backwell need to be pre-booked.

I can live with reduced bin collections, dropping from fortnightly to three-weekly or having to separate recyclables into a dozen different kerbside boxes. But I cannot think of anything worse or counter initiative than having to book to go to the tip www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Final Update: A pair of tickets were sold at the last minute. At least it wasn’t entirely empty. #Melania #MelaniaPremiere

Update: with just 5 hours to go the lone ticket purchaser has now cancelled their seat for tonight’s evening premiere screening at my local Odeon.