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Collin Johnson

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Beer lawyer, Ohio Native | Northwestern and Marquette alum | Crew SC and USMNT fan | Write for @MassiveReport | Opinions are my own | 6'8* *standing on top of a one foot tall box He/Him

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Remember in 2024 when Derrick Jones subbed on for Rudy Camacho against Charlotte and committed a red card foul like 8 minutes later? #Crew96

09.03.2026 19:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That looks great! My mom swears I went to the Kahiki as a kid but I have no memory. Glad to see some spots (including Sacred Palm) doing well in central Ohio

07.03.2026 21:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, I hadn’t heard!

07.03.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Glad to hear they’re a tough ticket! I’m a tiki enthusiast so the more success the better!

07.03.2026 21:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Look…you’re not wrong

07.03.2026 21:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It is! Such an awesome place. Wish it were closer to downtown for me, a person who has to drive 8 hours and then another 90 minutes north, but it’s worth it anyway

07.03.2026 20:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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In town for Crewsmas, there’s only one option for the first stop. #Crew96

07.03.2026 20:14 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

#Crew96 currently stink. Jury is out on whether they'll stink all year.

01.03.2026 03:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

2.5 gallons of liquid/8+ liters is an insane amount of liquid.

27.02.2026 16:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm just talking about volume of liquid, alcohol is another question but it's the 288 oz that is the real problem.

27.02.2026 16:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I think your math might be a bit off!

27.02.2026 16:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The liquid volume is the issue, but passes through the body quickly. 288 oz (assuming 12 oz beers) would be hard even with just water.

27.02.2026 03:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

WRITE.

22.02.2026 06:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At the end of the night, I'm not cranky about a loss from a misplayed header on the road. #Crew96

22.02.2026 05:51 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oddly not a win I'd want to right home about as a Portland fan. They didn't do anything to suggest they had a system other than whatever English nonsense Phil Neville wanted to throw out.

22.02.2026 05:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Not a loss I'm overly upset about (aside from another rough match from Schulte) with a team still learning the system and with some players who won't be with the team in April. Seemed much more attack focused than the past and just a bit unlucky tonight #Crew96

22.02.2026 05:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Disappointing goal to give up. #crew96 pretty clearly the better team in the second (and I think there may have been an offside). A really mature second half by the Crew seemingly for naught after that goal.

22.02.2026 05:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In RydstrΓΆm's interview with @patrickmurphy.bsky.social he mentioned wanting a...dribbley boy for #Crew96. Tonight that looked like Picard. I know Gazdag's on a big deal but i wouldn't be surprised to see him move on

22.02.2026 05:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My goodness, that in the box possession from #Crew96 was really a delight. No goal there but that's a real view into an attack-minded final third possession.

22.02.2026 05:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A quietly strong match from Herrera and Picard so far. Some moments from Habroune but overall a performance to forget for him. #Crew96

22.02.2026 05:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

FWIW, other sites have #Crew96 leading in possession and that passes the eye test.

22.02.2026 04:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jack Hammer >>>>>>

22.02.2026 04:11 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Timber Joey is the WORST tradition in MLS and if you like him you're part of the problem. #analysis #crew96

22.02.2026 04:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

In terms of go, LET'S. #Crew96

22.02.2026 03:47 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Biggest lineup surprise to me is Camacho. RydstrΓΆm must really rate him if he's getting this start. #Crew96

22.02.2026 03:36 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Settling in for #Crew96 match day 1

22.02.2026 03:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

GREAT. After the first Nancy match I thought the setup was a failure so I’m ready to be patient

22.02.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why the heck did he enter the room through the window for that conversation?!

20.02.2026 17:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This deal not being a DP deal is very good. The question I have is whether this is a TAM deal or just a regular salary (with some GAM) signing? #Crew96

20.02.2026 02:15 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Fascinating interview by Pat with RydstrΓΆm. There was a throwaway quote by RydstrΓΆm about a player who mentioned that last year they were "predictable" in the final third. We all saw the same but it's a positive the players did. If RydstrΓΆm can build on that alone it will be a strong season #crew96

19.02.2026 15:01 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0