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Darren Wiens

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Team lead, geospatial dev/honorary data science at Sparkgeo. Sharing proofs of concept and other map weirdness. Skeets my own, sadly.

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Kristi Noem? That’s like 5 distractions ago.

05.03.2026 20:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Heh, I have the license, just need to figure out the right combination of esri things to delete to release the schema locks πŸ”

04.03.2026 15:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Interstellar meme showing astronaut, and text, "this little maneuver's gonna cost us 51 years".

Interstellar meme showing astronaut, and text, "this little maneuver's gonna cost us 51 years".

Need to update a field's data type (i.e. re-create a feature class) in an enterprise geodatabase feature layer published to #ArcGIS Portal. #schemalocks

04.03.2026 14:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Image showing mlb spring training standing with Washington record 3-0 and win percentage 1.167 (source: ESPN)

Image showing mlb spring training standing with Washington record 3-0 and win percentage 1.167 (source: ESPN)

The numbers coming out of Washington today are suspect (source: ESPN)

24.02.2026 22:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love the #olympics in far away time zones because my dvr becomes the SchrΓΆdinger's cat experiment. Is πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ πŸ’ still alive? 🀷

18.02.2026 22:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Having never heard of mixed team snowboard cross, I will be very disappointed if the teams don’t go down on a single tandem board. #olympics

15.02.2026 12:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Right, or I’ve been pushing for β€œzone of longestitudes” around the equator

04.02.2026 17:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And yet, all longitudes are shorter than some latitudes

04.02.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Juicy Fruit Gum Commercial 1989 (Skiing)

Got my skis shined up, but haven’t found a piece of juicy fruit yet. share.google/Zwq0Uhib0Wb0...

31.01.2026 14:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
dreaded generic error 999999 message from arcgis

dreaded generic error 999999 message from arcgis

Hello darkness, my old friend.

15.01.2026 14:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Timeline cleanser πŸ₯

03.01.2026 17:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As I sit eating some almost forgotten, now room temperature soup that had to leave to get to a doctor’s appointment for two vaccines, I’m reminded of the concept of confounding variables.

17.12.2025 18:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Warning: this social media post contains a warning about a news story that contains a warning about a photo of a dead goose under a photo of multiple dead geese

12.12.2025 21:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Verstappen wins in Las Vegas as McLaren handed double DQ Max Verstappen claimed his second Las Vegas Grand Prix win ahead of championship leader Lando Norris to keep his title chances alive.

Just #F1 manufacturing drama.

Verstappen wins LV GP; closes in on DQ'd Norris: www.espn.co.uk/f1/story/_/i...

23.11.2025 15:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll only remember he shot someone in the face.

20.11.2025 16:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Cloudflare.com can’t be reached because cloudflare

Cloudflare.com can’t be reached because cloudflare

Can’t look at cloudflare outage because cloudflare

18.11.2025 12:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Image showing search for cloudflare, which fails because of internal server error

Image showing search for cloudflare, which fails because of internal server error

Hmmmm

18.11.2025 12:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Why is everything a β€œtranche” nowadays?

13.11.2025 22:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Lando dropped a banana peel 🍌 #BrazilGP #F1

08.11.2025 14:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As I mourn the #bluejays, my only consolation is I don’t have to see happy Yankees fans

03.11.2025 17:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lots of questions re: next years #bluejays. Will Bo, Bassitt, Bieber return? Can the glue guys who emerged through the season repeat?

But top of my mind: will Sportsnet make a Roku app?

02.11.2025 22:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A big rock with two very long straight cracks

A big rock with two very long straight cracks

Nova Scotia Rocks. Straight crack.

02.11.2025 15:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t worry, the #bluejays will be back 32 years from now

02.11.2025 04:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Springer, on the other hand, would pretend he didn’t get hit because he wants another Joe Carter moment #bluejays

02.11.2025 03:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m totally confident in these #bluejays

02.11.2025 03:56 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He’s incapable of faking anything

02.11.2025 03:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kirk. Would. Never. Fake. Getting. Hit. #bluejays

02.11.2025 03:34 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

#bluejays trying hard for that Joe Carter moment

02.11.2025 03:23 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The dodgers better score at least one more run, otherwise the game was decided after the first 3 pitches, and then what have we been doing for 3 hours? #bluejays

30.10.2025 03:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Blake Snell has great stuff, and the #bluejays love it

30.10.2025 01:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0