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Kyle Van Essen πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

@kve.me

iOS Engineer & Mobile EM. Transit πŸš‡, running πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ, photos πŸ“·. Design is how it works.

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Raskin: We are fighting for American citizens, madam secretary, because your eyes agents shot them in the face and killed them and each person you see here represents 800,000 American citizens and you should know that as a former member of congress.

04.03.2026 16:08 πŸ‘ 3131 πŸ” 732 πŸ’¬ 81 πŸ“Œ 25
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You’re a little company, now act like one You’re afraid that looking like being a small company means you’ll lose sales. It’s actually the opposite -- you’re alienating your best customers.

Your next sale won't be a 1000-seat order from Google.

But is your homepage written as if this is the target?

Formal, obtuse, corporate-speak, pretending to be a mature, stable company.

You’re alienating your actual best customers.

04.03.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 534 πŸ” 47 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 3
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Moskowitz: I want to end on a happy note. I got you a new Coast Guard blankie, the one you lost.

04.03.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 11491 πŸ” 2306 πŸ’¬ 482 πŸ“Œ 240

β€œGo health insurance mode” is incredible.

01.03.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 195 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry but I love it every time that the fraud betting apps go health insurance mode and find the smallest discrepancy to justify not paying out to the inside traders who are its core customer base. Eat shit.

01.03.2026 17:56 πŸ‘ 4341 πŸ” 694 πŸ’¬ 64 πŸ“Œ 16

Today’s military strikes on Iran β€” carried out by the United States and Israel β€” mark a catastrophic escalation in an illegal war of aggression. Bombing cities. Killing civilians. Opening a new theater of war.

28.02.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 17229 πŸ” 3597 πŸ’¬ 183 πŸ“Œ 218
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What a surprise this comes out right after the story breaks about her secret bag on the flight with Lewandowski.

27.02.2026 01:36 πŸ‘ 7645 πŸ” 1977 πŸ’¬ 1095 πŸ“Œ 208

The State of the Union: the president is a corrupt demented sex criminal who tried to overthrow the constitution.

25.02.2026 00:19 πŸ‘ 28735 πŸ” 6202 πŸ’¬ 856 πŸ“Œ 263
I'm not entirely sure how they did it, but they've completely cleared the streets around my office in Midtown #NYC.

I'm not entirely sure how they did it, but they've completely cleared the streets around my office in Midtown #NYC.

They paid a lot of people good wages to do the job effectively, thank you for coming to my socialism talk

24.02.2026 12:38 πŸ‘ 15628 πŸ” 2745 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

v early in Mamdani’s term in office but hard to escape conclusion that he’s causing a lot of snowfall

22.02.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 2211 πŸ” 220 πŸ’¬ 59 πŸ“Œ 22

I just want to live in a country where the leader can’t enrich themselves with our tax dollars, the government does what the people want, and the wealthy have to follow the laws.

You know, like a democracy.

22.02.2026 00:06 πŸ‘ 36593 πŸ” 7477 πŸ’¬ 937 πŸ“Œ 369

Trump got a call from his friend that he had to go through normal airport security like a common schmuck and it was the first Trump had heard about this and phoned Noem to scream at her

22.02.2026 16:51 πŸ‘ 861 πŸ” 158 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 22
A chart showing traffic tickets issued in San Francisco, with a sharp drop that began in 2014, hit bottom in 2022 when just a few tickets were issued, and has now rebounded almost to 2014 levels.

A chart showing traffic tickets issued in San Francisco, with a sharp drop that began in 2014, hit bottom in 2022 when just a few tickets were issued, and has now rebounded almost to 2014 levels.

We’re back, baby!

21.02.2026 23:10 πŸ‘ 329 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 12

Learning recently that this lady has some sort of bloodlust for sea lions has been really funny. Somehow on brand but really funny.

20.02.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 2058 πŸ” 208 πŸ’¬ 108 πŸ“Œ 9

Recent CBS News news:
1. Anderson Cooper leaves 60 Minutes after two decades
2. Stephen Colbert reveals network won’t let him air interview with Dem
3. Producer says politics dictating what airs
4. Owner’s bid for CNN parent back on the table.
5. Not firing Epstein pal.

17.02.2026 12:27 πŸ‘ 16101 πŸ” 5680 πŸ’¬ 450 πŸ“Œ 316

Listen to this. Not a penny more for this. Abolish and prosecute anyone who had anything to do with it.

10.02.2026 15:41 πŸ‘ 15401 πŸ” 5888 πŸ’¬ 237 πŸ“Œ 161

*Green card application in process and work permit, married to US citizen
*Lived in US for 20 years, no criminal record
*In detention for five months with no charge, despite judge approving release
*He disputes ICE claim that he signed forms agreeing to deportation

09.02.2026 12:29 πŸ‘ 6551 πŸ” 2793 πŸ’¬ 120 πŸ“Œ 125

That Ring β€œsearch party” ad was unsubtle enough that even my 10yo watched it and was like β€œare they gonna use this for ICE?”

09.02.2026 03:46 πŸ‘ 4502 πŸ” 864 πŸ’¬ 71 πŸ“Œ 39

every new tech has a hype cycle but only very rarely does it live up to the full promise of the hype. in fact it has only happened 7 times: agriculture, electricity, indoor plumbing, the printing press, the steam engine, penicillin, and air fryers. admittedly the last one had us all caught off guard

08.02.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 872 πŸ” 123 πŸ’¬ 45 πŸ“Œ 4
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Bezos Loses His Will The abrupt exit of Washington Post publisher Will Lewis served as a cathartic moment for staff in the wake of mass layoffsβ€”but did little to lift the dark clouds hanging over the paper’s future.

Will Lewis’ abrupt exit from WaPo, days after mass layoffs, prompted relief and rage inside the newsroom with little love lost for the departing exec

β€œWill’s legacy can be summed up as nothing more than having destroyed an institution in American media”

www.status.news/p/washington...

08.02.2026 21:35 πŸ‘ 2071 πŸ” 560 πŸ’¬ 73 πŸ“Œ 25

Elmo
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That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❀️🎢🐰
Based Yankee
@thebasedyankee
You and Bad Bunny should be deported

Elmo @elmo · 1h That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❀️🎢🐰 Based Yankee @thebasedyankee You and Bad Bunny should be deported

It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

09.02.2026 03:15 πŸ‘ 42743 πŸ” 7471 πŸ’¬ 992 πŸ“Œ 549

charlie kirk didn’t even perform at the TPUSA half time show

09.02.2026 02:06 πŸ‘ 4675 πŸ” 458 πŸ’¬ 114 πŸ“Œ 23

Kind of gives away the whole game that all the crypto ads this year have been replaced with gambling and AI ads.

09.02.2026 01:17 πŸ‘ 8018 πŸ” 1235 πŸ’¬ 94 πŸ“Œ 40
Jesus Christ return before 2027 Odds >5% February 17, 12-1 AM?


29% chance

Jesus Christ return before 2027 Odds >5% February 17, 12-1 AM? 29% chance

On Polymarket you can now bet on how many people in a different market on Polymarket think Jesus Christ will return in this calendar year.

29% of bets say that more than 5% of bets in the Jesus Christ return market will be a "yes" 9 days from now.

Anyway everyone involved in this needs jailtime.

08.02.2026 17:21 πŸ‘ 4134 πŸ” 583 πŸ’¬ 187 πŸ“Œ 147

Oh the President is a gutter racist, wow how will American voters react to this shocking news that was clearly baked into the last three Presidential elections

07.02.2026 21:17 πŸ‘ 762 πŸ” 93 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 7

So, if I understand the theory here, not only did the United States Department of Justice plan Epstein’s murder in advance, but the paralegal who drafts and formats press releases was in on it, to make sure they were ready in advance to make a prompt press release.

08.02.2026 22:26 πŸ‘ 1343 πŸ” 289 πŸ’¬ 105 πŸ“Œ 13

This is like something out of a horror movie, my god

08.02.2026 20:34 πŸ‘ 2068 πŸ” 511 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 8

Here’s the situation in the Twin Cities:

Random Bovino-style tear-gassing: Way down

Relentless persecution of immigrants: Unchanged

Thuggish violence against observers: Way up

08.02.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 9921 πŸ” 3993 πŸ’¬ 170 πŸ“Œ 89
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β€˜HermΓ¨s orange’ iPhone sparks Apple comeback in China Vivid redesign and social media buzz lure Chinese buyers back after a prolonged slump

Apple reverses three years of sales declines in China by growing sales +38% year over year with a refreshed hardware design and a new color fans are calling β€œHermΓ¨s orange”.

I sometimes forget that iPhones are as much a luxury status symbol as they are technology device.

08.02.2026 12:19 πŸ‘ 322 πŸ” 53 πŸ’¬ 55 πŸ“Œ 12